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by Fdemetrio - 05/13/25 07:47 AM
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A Kiss
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https://www.soundclick.com/couchgrouchYahoo In Oahu © 2016 Robert George BMI I went on the Wheel of Fortune And I got the winning score Poor Pat Sajak, had a panic attack When I guessed the puzzle was “flapjack” With no letters on the board Now, I grew up in a Texas town I’d never been on no cruise ship But when I won that bonus round I took a nice Hawaiian trip I was a yahoo in Oahu A redneck on the Lido deck They had purty girls in grass skirts Big ole guys in crazy ass shirts When a sweet Hawaiian honey said,“Aloha” She was freaked out by my tats and faux hawk All because There I was A yahoo A yahoo in Oahu Well, I signed up at the hotel And I went down to the shore I did my best, won that surf contest When I rode a twenty foot crest On a hotel ironing board Now, the evening’s cool and misty And I’m nappin’ by some palm trees All that’s missin’ is the smell of whiskey Floatin’ on a calm breeze I was a yahoo in Oahu A redneck on the Lido deck They had purty girls in grass skirts Big ole guys in crazy ass shirts The south has wooden still shacks next to scarecrows She was freaked out by my tats and faux hawk All because There I was A yahoo A yahoo in Oahu Gave the owner of a shrimp truck Mama’s recipe for pan fried possum tail When my cruise ship left the harbor Five-O was hot on my trail I was a yahoo in Oahu A redneck on the Lido deck They had purty girls in grass skirts Big ole guys in crazy ass shirts When a sweet Hawaiian honey said,“Aloha” She was freaked out by my tats and faux hawk All because There I was A yahoo A yahoo in Oahu Top
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