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A Kiss
by Marilyn Oakley - 03/15/25 01:26 PM
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Leafs
by Gary E. Andrews - 03/11/25 10:35 PM
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I Hate Chip Gaines ©2025 Robert George
We were havin’ supper
Watchin’ Fixer Upper
In our old redneck doublewide
Chip n Joanna
Were in Loo-Zee-Anna
Workin’ on a mansion on the oceanside
My wife thought the bank’d give us a deal
And we could give this place some curb appeal
O you can buy saws n drills
But you can’t buy skills
Ev’rythng’s outta plumb
I’ve never felt so dumb
One thang I’ve learned
From the sweat n debt n sunburn
I hate Chip Gaines
She said she’d been itchin’
To renovate our kitchen
And turn our bedroom into a boudoir
Our new Jacuzzi
Was gonna be a doozy
Till I cut the septic line with a power saw
Now our old bedroom
Smells worse’n her French perfume
My wife said the bank’d give us a deal
We could give this place some curb appeal
O you can buy saws n drills
But you can’t buy skills
Ev’rythng’s outta plumb
I’ve never felt so dumb
One thang I’ve learned
From the sweat n debt n sunburn
I hate Chip Gaines
I hate Chip Gaines
We’ll be dead ‘fore we pay off the loan
On our forever home
My wife thought the bank’d give us a deal
We could give this place some curb appeal
O you can buy saws n drills
But you can’t buy skills
Ev’rythng’s outta plumb
I’ve never felt so dumb
One thang I’ve learned
From the sweat n debt n sunburn
I hate Chip Gaines
I hate Chip Gaines
I hate Chip Gaines
I hate Chip Gaines
I don’t mean t’ be rude
I’m just kiddin, dude…
No, seriously
I hate Chip Gaines
Last edited by couchgrouch; 02/11/25 08:36 PM.
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Tell us how ya REALLY, feel there, CG! LOL!!
Fun read! The only thing that stuck out to me was:
Chip n Joanna
Were in Loo-Zee-Anna
Workin’ on a mansion on the oceanside
Technically speaking, the Gulf of Mexico (or America, or whatever the heck it is now) isn't an ocean. Consider changing that line with "seaside", maybe?
Either way, I liked the read. :-)
Peace,
Dave
"Where there's a Gill, there's a way"
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