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Rain
by bennash - 12/12/24 07:38 PM
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Curtis
by Gary E. Andrews - 12/12/24 07:05 PM
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Icehouse
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Janita
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El Lopo
by Gary E. Andrews - 12/09/24 11:18 AM
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Blame The Debate
I couldn’t wait to watch the debate
Had my whiskey close by,
I relished the thought that I’d slug a shot
When I heard a lie,
Four minutes in I had a massive grin
Three down already
By the half hour mark I sang like a lark
My bottle half empty.
Those hostile hosts were creepy ghosts
Spooky nasty and cruel
Suddenly I twigged, the show was rigged
And I lost my cool,
I ditched my shell and started to yell
Swearing profusely
Around this stage I felt election rage
Exploding inside me.
well
I went full throttle with the ketchup bottle
Aiming at the tv screen
But it hit the wall and splattered the hall
Old Butch licked it clean,,
They were checking facts about eating cats
As I savored my last sip
The coffee table was already unstable
When I fell and wrecked it.
My neighbor Claire who lives upstair
She’s gods gift to shoe shops
I didn’t know that her boyfriend Joe
Had called the cops,
I’d stuffed my guts with chips and nuts
And I just made the pan
I was on my knees feeling ill at ease
When the doorbell rang
Well I wiped my chin and shouted come in
Thought It was my first wife June
But I reeled in shock when I saw that cop
Cruising my living room
He spoke kinda faint about a noise complaint
And I flew off the rail
From there on in I can’t recall a thing
Till I woke up in jail.
Judge don’t blame the whiskey
Don’t blame the junk I ate
The media spin sucked me in
Blame the debate.
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That is a whole lotta fun song///LOL
enjoyable read
Bill
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Thanks Bill,all the best John.
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This is great, thx. Very clever.
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I absolutely loved it from the get go. Great journey and payoff. Big Thumbs up from here
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If writing ever becomes work I think I'm going to have to stop
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ha ha ha about it , a joke , good one
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Thanks Craig ,John and Elvis, glad you got a tickle
all the best, john.
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Pot roast will still be $30.00 a pound when rich guys decide on the bullshit election. Well hell charge them $40.00 for pot roast .
Tony thinks God has some thing to do with it all .
As my dog poops on the floor. As I contemplate Viagra at 71 , like Trump. Think thru my dick ? on a good day .
Or on a bad day , I'm not really sure anymore ....I wish I drank like Jesus
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Pot roast will still be $30.00 a pound when rich guys decide on the bullshit election. Well hell charge them $40.00 for pot roast .
Tony thinks God has some thing to do with it all .
As my dog poops on the floor. As I contemplate Viagra at 71 , like Trump. Think thru my dick ? on a good day .
Or on a bad day , I'm not really sure anymore ....I wish I drank like Jesus I beg to differ....it was an awesome election. And the last analysis determined that the election results can be blamed on Trump. Nothing has changed folks  And BTW...............loved the lyric!
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Pot roast will still be $30.00 a pound when rich guys decide on the bullshit election. Well hell charge them $40.00 for pot roast .
Tony thinks God has some thing to do with it all .
As my dog poops on the floor. As I contemplate Viagra at 71 , like Trump. Think thru my dick ? on a good day .
Or on a bad day , I'm not really sure anymore ....I wish I drank like Jesus I beg to differ....it was an awesome election. And the last analysis determined that the election results can be blamed on Trump. Nothing has changed folks And BTW...............loved the lyric! If Elvis didn't blow all his money on "Session Players", he could have made some money in the stock market  I think I'll celebrate Christmas in January!
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