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I dunno. I'm thinking about that.

Mountain Dew and strawberry cheesecake. Sounds like some tasty take out.
A box lunch at the Y? Maybe.

The Y...? You obviously know something I don't. Please explain.

John, so we got 18k songwriters, who agree with the article, as do I, and we have one Accountant from Canada that has no interest in music or songwriting, yet pontificates on everything from BIAB to Spotify, to making money as a musician, to Drew Brees and the national anthem, to how America sucks.... basicly every subject there is... and whos only role is to hop on the soap box and tell them how the opposite of everything they say is true.

Do you need to be brain surgeon to figure out how i view this discrepancy of opinion? I wouldnt even let you do my taxes, Ill stick with my guy.

Japov, a douchebag is derogatory because it has about as dirty of a role as anything else. I could say enema bag, but it doesnt have the same ring... See its all about how the words sound.

And a douchebag is disposable, meaning its valueless. Women use it and its about as useless as anything on the planet, skunks have more purpose.

My bad FD... Some guys love the taste of tuna and Tang...

But they dont like the taste of used douchebags

Yyyyyeeeeeeeeoooooooooww, right over FD's head...

Marty, the Y? I'm feeling a little out of the loop here.

I'm also getting hungry lol... see ya'll later

Didnt go over my head, cause you didnt mean anything other than to try and be sarcastic and funny. Succeeded, Failed.

Think about it for a second...

A box lunch at the "Y."
What is shaped like a upside down Y?

Hint: 2 legs and a stomach.

Tony

As for Dominic Doyle (Fd)

Imagine that you are standing at a downtown intersection waiting to walk across when the light changes. A weekday about 10am. The street is fairly empty because people are at work.

You look across the street and there is some old loser picking his nose. That goes on for about 10 seconds and then he wipes his booger finger on his pants.
You are somewhat entranced looking at this wretched site and the old fck sees you looking and shoots you an angry stare.

That is Dominic. He is a nose picking loser. He is a "NOSE PICKER." He has a wrong opinion, a bad attitude and a booger. Nothing else.

Yes I AM funny! I'm VERY funny! I'm FUNNY all day long! FUNNY is how I ROLL! HAPPY has ME on SPEED DIAL! DON'T try to say I'M not FUNNY! I'll walk FUNNY all UP-n-DOWN your a$$!

Well Dominic...
You even managed to agitate Tony. And that takes some doing. Tony laughs off almost everything.

Lol... What's funny is how this crap never ends. We should write a sit-com about a bar band

Taking a look at him with his blonde hair at 70, and corkscrew glasses, I dont think he should be calling anybody a loser, songs suck, cant sing, cant record or produce, Has such a tin ear that he thinks BIAB is just as good as the E Street Band

And he's lost every debate ever, this is why he resorts to this. Ill be the first to call myself a loser, but at least I know I am.

Hi Mr Rogers evil twin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xXkgb0f2N8

Dom the uptight drummer...
Marty on keys...
Tony on rhythm guitar...
John the highly underrated Bass player
We'll always "special guest" a lead player because we suck...
Find a pretty-boy front man that the girls don't know is gay...
Gavin in the kitchen...

Dahh Dahh Dahh, What a MELODY! and the nerve put this crap up for sale. Listen to his rediculously stupid drum fills. Not a musical bone.

And Tripling his voice in the chorus makes it even more chit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xXkgb0f2N8

I have no clue where Dom is going... but this ain't bad! Needs a short refrain that you can hold the notes to

Touche Dominic. Where is a video of you?

That is me.
The only thing that you have finally gotten right is that you are a loser. At least, that explains your personality traits.

Never had blonde hair.

As for the cork screw glasses. I was born with near sightedness and cant help that, but two weeks ago I had cataracts surgery and the vision in that eye tested at 20:15 last Friday. And in 3 more weeks the other eye will be the same. So, you will not have that aspect of my appearance to demean. But loser's always find something else.

Don't you?

Ooooh, Ooooh, Mr D, Mr D... Do one of mine!

Thanks Tony.

It is something that I just sat down and did with a cell phone one Sunday. And It's not that bad for what it is. Dominic is a clown who thinks amongst other things that he wins all debates.
Reminds me of Sadam and how he bragged about winning the Gulf War.

Dominic truly is a nose picker.

Congrats on the eye surgery!

I wish I had that option...

Come on Dom... You must be able to see the humor in all this?

Its not bad, its terrible. Disjointed, bad drums, I mean God, I came up with better fills at 12 years old, much better

And this tool has been arguing ad nauseum about how good BIAB is, and his recording prowess. Yet i think he knows his songs arent anything, which is why he downplays the song, every chance he gets.

Frankly your recording is just as bad. If you werent such an obnoxious tool, i wouldnt be so honest. Youre probably the third worst songwriter here who comes often. The other guy was much worse, but an extremley nice person

Anyway, Keep it coming, youll always be a hack.

Thanks Tony.

The change is amazing. Should have done it years ago.
Recommend it without reservation

Dominic

That is a self labeled "loser's" opinion. Why do you think that I or anyone else would truly care what a loser thinks?

Question:
Are you winning this argument?

Ps...what drums?

Aww playing the sympathy card...

Anybody who would try to charge somebody for that crap, is a tool. I wouldnt charge for a recording I had from a pro studio and producer. Still my best recording ever. I wouldnt charge, cause the song wasnt there

I mean, what were you thinking, paying for listeners, with that crap? Not only did it not work, but they probably laughed at it, and said who is this terd?

Talk about devaluing music

What sympathy card?
What recording?

Let me rephrase... anybody who would charge for ANY of your recordings, and/or songs is a tool. Or just so ignorant about the quality of it.

Well, I don't have cataracts yet... but I'm extremely far sighted (+7/+8), with a bad astigmatism and retinopathy. Even if I had surgery I would still wear glasses lol

I think he talking about me now lol...

Dominic

Have you ever considered the possibility that people are holding up a blank canvas and handing you a brush and letting you draw out and paint a picture of just how pathetic that you are? And the entire time you think that you are scoring knock out blows.

I'll ask again..
Do you think that you are winning this argument?

I thought that I was going to continue wearing glasses too. But like I said 20:15 in the right eye. The surgery took 25 minutes and the benefit has been an amazement.

Good grief... Fine FD, douches are bad!

Help me with this Tony...

There once was a gargoyle named Dominic Doyle.
He thought he was golden but was a fool and a foil.

Take it from there....

Lol, No no no... we need to real him back in. Besides, he makes that way too easy.

He perched on a church, but they chased him away.
He fled to JPF where it seems that he'll stay.

With his armor of paper
And shield of tissue
He had no clue that rain was an issue

The god of thunder and roaring guitars
Loosed the lightning and hail from the stars

The angels of mercy tried their best
Despite their efforts, nothing rhymes with enema

Now that's FUNNY!

That's Shakespeare there!

Tony

I wont be able to respond to this "in depth," because I am laughing uncontrollably.

His songs always sounded like somebody fartin
why doesn't he quit, they all asked Martin
he argued and lost, had he known no pride?
this is a ditty about Martin James Lide

Now, Martin believed he knew about sound
months of affirming, no good to be found
He payed for some listens, and they all got sick
some folks had said who is this ....

....30 second job, ill need a hook.
And you know what ill finish it, record it and even on my worst day, do a better job than him

Why can't we all just... get along?

Cause im fuggin tired of these tools playing tag team.
I enjoy winning, but i havent been really pressed.

Listening to this tools results with songwriting, biab, recording and producing, its so evident who won those debates.

The arguments are done.

Here you go FD...

I wish I could stuff my band in a box
The sound doesn't fit but the song really rocks...

Dominic
These are your words quoted from above;

"" Ill be the first to call myself a loser, but at least I know I am.""

That is one of your seldom lucid moments and more than anyone here, you know the subject matter. It may be the one area of expertise that you actually possess.
And yet you think that others should accept your opinions on their song, songwriting in general, recording, and all sorts of other things.

Question:
Why in the world would anyone take the opinion of a self labeled loser about anything (other than your own pathetic state of mind) seriously?

Because they can listen, im better than you, that's a clue.

You forcibly tell people how they can exist on this site, you cant write so you choose to focus on the recording and production, which is just as open to review. You somehow think there is only one way to record a song.

You try to make the site what you think it should be, and therein lies the conflict.

You were kicked off the TS site cause you had nothing to contribute, and you trolled. You wer emuch less forgiving in your reviews, not many got an automatic "pretty song" which seems to be your MO now.

Pretty much same here untl you discovered BIAB.

NOW, everybody must accept how you want things to be. Catered to what you can work with.

You have said politics shoudnt be on a site...which was not always the case, and yet you still bring it up.

I can bring people from TS here, they have known me and my name for over a decade, and we can discuss who was the more productive person. I made people laugh, i brought interest in songwriting and anti bullchit about it, to them. Even give them a sportsl tip.

I didnt get along with many and certainly had my share of battles, but all in the name of entertainment, and truth. But im pretty sure nobody had any use for you. And you dont change your spots, this is not how you want to be.

So you can keep using my name in every sentence, remember, I gave you my name, you have no idea why I dont use it, and your not rattling me in any way,

You always need something to counter because you lose every time

Bottom line? They can hear who makes more sense. You stink!

This is better than watching "The Three Stooges".

http://schicksville.com/3%20Stooges

John