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Them Ancient Aliens

Now, nobody knows who made the stones
that built the structures that held the bones
and showed the stars between the cracks
when folks get lost to help them back

One thing for sure it wa't no man
with apelike features who roamed the land
with rocks for tools and minds of fools
to give The Kings the space for jewels

nah, cmon
everybody cmon

It was them Ancient Aliens
them crazy Ancient Aliens
when all else fails with your ifs and whens
just blame it on the Ancient Aliens

The Bible speaks of distant geeks
nothin better to do than act like freaks
and spray the sky with fire flies
disguised as Gods them girls and guys

Sanskrit texts of flying machines
Goliath and Bigfoot too many have seen
Hopis and Sunis and Pisco Peru
Christopher Columbus saw some of them too

nah, cmon
everybody cmon

It was them Ancient Aliens
them crazy Ancient Aliens
when all else fails with your ifs and whens
just blame it on the Ancient Aliens

They flew right by when we went to the moon
cattle mutiliations werent done by no loon
crystal skulls and crop circles
and gateways to hell
the top of the heap was Jesus himself

nah, cmon
everybody cmon

It was them Ancient Aliens
them crazy Ancient Aliens
when all else fails with your ifs and whens
just blame it on the Ancient Aliens

They stole our genetics and DNA
them alien women must have mad T and A

It was them Ancient Aliens
them crazy Ancient Aliens
when all else fails with your ifs and whens
just blame it on the Ancient Aliens

G'Mornin' Brother Bugsey!!!

A very well-penned Spoof you've got here!

Saw somewhere where a steel Hex Nut was found embedded in a solid block of Granite...so guess AA's have been Vacationing-Here for Ages!!! (&..if they were anything like the Conquistadores, I'm sure we All share a bitta Genetics with 'em.)

Good Luck with a Good Write, Amigo!

Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

sounds like a song from the 50's but more sophisticated. Fun read.

Bill

hey Bugsey,i've seen some of those weird petroglyphs out west,pretty awesome stuff.There's a lot to explain on this subject but i think some are amongst us,hell,look at Calvin!Good write!Mike

Lol thanks guys.

I still enjoy the show and I though they had viable ideas in the begining. It's just that they took it too far trying to say that anything and everything that cant be explained, must have UFO causes.

Goliath from David and Goliath HAD to be an alien, no other explanation. We're not even sure Goliath was a real man, but a story to describe the mighty evil and the small good.

Bigfoot, no explanation, yep Ancient Aliens at play again.

It's a great business to be in because you cant be proven wrong, the good parts came before people were educated and had written history.

Ancient astronauts so advanced they can come here and manipulate the landscapes and build buildings or give the technoloy to do it

All the stories from the bible weren't metaphors and allegories but real events but misinterpreted by the people as Gods.

I suppose if people were zipping around in flying saucers and making crazy things happen, And I didnt know any better, I would think they were Gods too.

But they cam and built all these structures and altered human history, but today when they come, they come as vague lights in the sky, or some whino from kentucky who claims he was abducted.

Seems the aliens were more advanced thousands of years ago, than they are today.

Do Aliens exist? 99% yes, Have they been here? Possible.

Did they build every structure we cant explain, and because they walked on water, we thought they were gods? hell no

Why didnt they help us out during the iceage. Yeah thanks alot smart guys, were kinda cold down here.

And the kicker for me is that they never take any credit for all their work. No we have to figure it out from cave drawings.

Why not a big chiseled mountain top that says "We were here, and well be back" or since they knew everything, a video tape of them walking around, a disk so strong to last this long, and not one copy but thousands of copies for generations to come to wonder about.

Why dont they come and teach us about a cheaper gas source? help us end world hunger, and cure diseases.

Nah, not important, but bricks from 1500 bc, THAT'S the ticket

Do aliens exist? 100% yes.

Why have we no evidence they have visited us?

2 words. Prime Directive.

As Stan said, lots of fun in this spoof.

I watched Ancient Aliens until it got downright silly. It was the one that said aliens wiped out the dinosaurs so man could inherit the earth that drove me away.

Tampa Stan Appears again.

I been here a long time, maybe as long as them Ancient Aliens

WOW,i freaked when i saw Stan's post,i didn't realize this was an oldie.I'm a believer!

Ill be like the Monkees, When i see her face, Ill be a believer!

well i didn't see their face but i witnessed a UFO when i was young.Me,my dad and my uncle were froggin' and we were at the mouth of the river at Lake Maurapas when one came slowly across the lake then zipped off.We turned our spotlights off and watched it for about 1 minute.That is my only encounter,,,so far.Oh yeah,we caught a huge sack of frogs that night!

See that is believable, I see stuff in the sky that doesnt look like a plane, a blimb, or helicopter, moving in zig zag movements, i dont report it because i dont want to appear like a friggin nut.

But people mistake UFO for alien invaders. it's just someting you dont know what it is.

I can even believe people being abducted, cause that makes sense, just like we would want to know more about a new species.

But I cant believe that all the stories of the Bible were really anciient aliens, and that had nothing else to do but build pyramids and buildings. im guessing if you can build a ship to travel light years away, you wont have any interest in getting dirty with mud and rock.

yeah Bugsey,some of that stuff is a little far fetched i believe.But i am waiting to be abducted to the planet of women!