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Merry Christmas y'all! http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=12997945Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More Santa smelled like ganja and slo gin He had bloodshot eyes with a smirky grin He belched a Merry Christmas in my ear I think that this old Santa had too much cheer Then as i told him what was on my list He laughed,ho ho,now sonny don't you wish Then i'm pretty sure he groped me and i felt a rise Of perverted joy awakening between his thighs I'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more He can shove his crappy presents right up his back door His suit is moth infested and i'm sure i was molested Now i'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more I'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more My dad's gonna kick his fat azz that's for sure He whispered nasty getures so tell your brothers and your sisters No i'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more I don't believe in Santa Claus no more
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I think you're getting a two in one Santa Mike.A part Santa part Catholic Priest and your account seems to bare this out. Last time I sat on Santa's knee I a pee on him and he called me a dirty little sod. a good fun song travis
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Tell it as it is Haha, yeah after that experience i wouldn't sit on his lap, kick his fat azz Man.
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i must agree with him Travis,a dirty sod you are.Thanx for the spin.Mike
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What a scum bag. Damn it man, your Santa is worse the Billy Bob Thornton's, BAD SANTA, eh? Kick his ass Man!!!!!!!!! Now that was some write and performance, Mike. U 2 R on a roll, Bud. Tis the season, eh? ROCK ON
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Doesn't anyone like Santa anymore? The music doesn't quite fit the lyrics. Too easy going. Needs to be countrified. Or something with a harder edge. Still an enjoyable listen.
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That's why I don't frequent malls.
Lots of fun in this one and man, you are crankin' out the great writes.
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no he aint Calvin,thanx for the spin.Mike
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that Billy Bob was a funny movie for sure.I appreciate your comments and spinnin' this.Mike
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hey Rick,i like the real Santa.well i was in a hurry for music as that flu bug was crawlin' on me,i couldn't find the cheerful music fast enough so i went with this.2 hours later the flu hit me good and i wished i was dead.Thanx for the listen!Mike
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hey i appreciate your visit Floyd.Mike
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thank ya J&B! Never know what Santa you'll get at those malls.Mike
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lol..This is funny stuff. I was so laughing...Nice one.
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glad to bring ya a little cheer James.I appreciate your time man.Mike
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Mike,
What a great song for the kids! You have some balls! Merry Christimas!
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Mike,
What a great song for the kids----NOT! You have some balls. Don't leave this recording lying around in the wrong place! Funny stuff though!
steady-eddie.
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hey Eddie,thanx for the spin!Yeah it's all in fun.Mike
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