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#1068986 - 12/15/14 06:11 PM Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More  
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Merry Christmas y'all!

http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=12997945

Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More

Santa smelled like ganja and slo gin
He had bloodshot eyes with a smirky grin
He belched a Merry Christmas in my ear
I think that this old Santa had too much cheer

Then as i told him what was on my list
He laughed,ho ho,now sonny don't you wish
Then i'm pretty sure he groped me and i felt a rise
Of perverted joy awakening between his thighs

I'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more
He can shove his crappy presents right up his back door
His suit is moth infested and i'm sure i was molested
Now i'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more

I'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more
My dad's gonna kick his fat azz that's for sure
He whispered nasty getures so tell your brothers and your sisters
No i'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more

I don't believe in Santa Claus no more

#1068995 - 12/15/14 07:00 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Michael LeBlanc]  
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I think you're getting a two in one Santa Mike.A part Santa part Catholic Priest and your account seems to bare this out.
Last time I sat on Santa's knee I a pee on him and he called me a dirty little sod.
a good fun song
travis

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#1069002 - 12/15/14 07:47 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Travis david]  
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Tell it as it is Haha, yeah after that experience i wouldn't sit on his lap, kick his fat azz Man.

#1069004 - 12/15/14 07:58 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Pat Feely]  
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Hi Mike,

NOT a very nice Santa.



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#1069018 - 12/15/14 09:36 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Calvin]  
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i must agree with him Travis,a dirty sod you are.Thanx for the spin.Mike

#1069031 - 12/15/14 10:23 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Michael LeBlanc]  
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What a scum bag.
Damn it man, your Santa is worse the Billy Bob Thornton's, BAD SANTA, eh?

Kick his sick ass Man!!!!!!!!!

Now that was some write and performance, Mike.

U 2 R on a roll, Bud.

Tis the season, eh? ROCK ON

#1069044 - 12/16/14 01:40 AM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Nelson]  
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Doesn't anyone like Santa anymore? The music doesn't quite fit the lyrics. Too easy going. Needs to be countrified. Or something with a harder edge. Still an enjoyable listen.

Rick

#1069072 - 12/16/14 01:17 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Rick Norton]  
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Scary Santa.

#1069098 - 12/16/14 03:21 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: floyd jane]  
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That's why I don't frequent malls.

Lots of fun in this one and man, you
are crankin' out the great writes.

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#1069100 - 12/16/14 03:25 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Janice_and_Bud]  
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hey,thank ya Pat!Mike

#1069101 - 12/16/14 03:26 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Michael LeBlanc]  
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no he aint Calvin,thanx for the spin.Mike

#1069102 - 12/16/14 03:28 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Michael LeBlanc]  
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that Billy Bob was a funny movie for sure.I appreciate your comments and spinnin' this.Mike

#1069103 - 12/16/14 03:30 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Michael LeBlanc]  
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hey Rick,i like the real Santa.well i was in a hurry for music as that flu bug was crawlin' on me,i couldn't find the cheerful music fast enough so i went with this.2 hours later the flu hit me good and i wished i was dead.Thanx for the listen!Mike

#1069217 - 12/17/14 02:44 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Michael LeBlanc]  
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hey i appreciate your visit Floyd.Mike

#1069218 - 12/17/14 02:45 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Michael LeBlanc]  
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thank ya J&B! Never know what Santa you'll get at those malls.Mike

#1069223 - 12/17/14 03:30 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Michael LeBlanc]  
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lol..This is funny stuff. I was so laughing...Nice one.

#1069404 - 12/18/14 10:08 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: L. James Tanner]  
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glad to bring ya a little cheer James.I appreciate your time man.Mike

#1069406 - 12/18/14 10:14 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Michael LeBlanc]  
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Mike,

What a great song for the kids! You have some balls! Merry Christimas!

steady-eddie.

#1069407 - 12/18/14 10:14 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: Michael LeBlanc]  
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Mike,

What a great song for the kids----NOT! You have some balls. Don't leave this recording lying around in the wrong place! Funny stuff though!

steady-eddie.

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#1069549 - 12/20/14 02:46 PM Re: Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More [Re: E Swartz]  
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hey Eddie,thanx for the spin!Yeah it's all in fun.Mike


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