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G'Mornin' Mz Jeanie B!
I've held-back from posting this one..because of the Politics: I'm currently being considered for a 41-Year-Late Purple Heart awarded for a broken neck..encountered my First Week in 'Nam..which I'd forgotten-about for 35, maybe 36 years afterwards..'till it started bothering me daily. (& 'till the VA sent me the Paperwork...about 3 months back.)
Sometimes, in life, you do the Right Things for the Wrong Reasons.
When you're an Enlisted Man, you encounter Officers you Admire (& you'd die-for), and then..you serve under SOME you'd like to get even-with. What I did DID save some lives/Changed some History/& yeah, it was pretty exciting at the time... This'll probably be on my "Still Coming Back From The War" CD...if I ever get it recorded in the next 4 years... ;-)>
"DON'T 'F' WITH A PFC" (C) 2010 by Stan Good, BMI
(Opens with CHORUS) DON'T F WITH A PFC DON'T F WITH A PFC They Might LOOK Like "Cannon Fodder" But They're LETHAL..(You'll SEE) DON'T F WITH A PFC--
I Used to Hide a little "F-T-A" In Each Cartoon Panel when Our Major DEROSED-Away The NEW One We GOT..Hoped to BE a "Light Bird" & I Got Busted-Down-to-Private..when He Got The Word
But..(REPEAT CHORUS)
He Didn't Like My Attitude, Now & Again While He was Always Suckin'-Up..to Our Major-Gen Buckin'-for-Promotion..(& Dumpin'-on-US) In Our Whole Press Hootch, There Was No Love-Lost...
Yeah, Always Polishin'-Up General Charles P. Stone Who Had 2 Stars, Already, now Soon-To-Go-Home Where "Star Three" was A-Waitin', & Boy, was He "SHORT" Thought He'd "Tighten-Up His Troops"..Yeah, "Just Once-More"...
So He Ordered All Us E-M to "Give SALUTES" EVEN "Way Out-FRONT" (He Didn't Give a Hoot!) If An Officer-Walked-by..& You Missed Your Cue You'd be Sent.."FURTHER OUT"..and To-Hell-With-You...
But...(REPEAT CHORUS)
Waal, I Knew a Reporter by The Name of Don Hurst Said "I Got a HEADLINE for You..Before Some Guys Get-Hurt" He was with OVERSEAS WEEKLY and He Had a Friend Gal from The BOSTON GLOBE, who Dropped-By..That Weekend
& She was As-Cute..as a Stringer-Could-Be Yep, She & The General had a Dinner Soir-EE She was Leavin' Next Morning, when The Story Broke 'Bout Pleiku's "SALUTE OR SHOOT GENERAL", yeah That's All-She-Wrote!
So..(REPEAT CHORUS)
Soon The General was On..The Cover of LIFE & "Salute-or-Shoot" Made The TV News..each Night! Had Camera Crews Roll-In from CBS..NBC.. Asking ALL KINDSA QUESTIONS..Bringin' Misery!
..To That MAJOR Who'd Rubbed Us ALL The-Wrong-WAY (I'd never Heard the Term "FLAP"..Before That DAY!) & THAT's What-Happened to The Major's "Light-Bird" Soon, "He Retired..JUST-A-Major.." From What I've Heard
So DON'T F WITH A PFC DON'T F WITH A PFC This Story's 'Bout as TRUE as it Ever Could BE (Yeah) DON'T F WITH A PFC They ARE The ONES Who'll GET-YA Where You DESERVE..To BE So..DON'T F WITH A PFC!
(REPEAT HOOK/FADED-OUT)
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Last edited by "Tampa Stan" Good; 07/25/10 08:47 AM.
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