Nothing Rhymes With Purple

V1
My girl's favorite color's purple
so I wanted to give her a song
use her signature color
so she'd love to sing along

(chorus)
But nothing rhymes with purple
I don't know what to do
why couldn't she love blue
then I'd have more rhymes to choose
but nothing rhymes with purple

V2
I stayed up all night rackin' my brain
searched all over the Internet
and wouldn't you just know it
no perfect rhymes, you bet

(chorus)
But nothing rhymes with purple
I don't know what to do
why couldn't she love blue
then I'd have more rhymes to choose
but nothing rhymes with purple

(bridge)
I let her hear what I had so far
and she said why are you in such a ripple
you could have just used girl
to rhyme with purple