I'm so Old that I'm Sometimes Confused
Between Limericks (& Dumb Haikus!)
One is "Irish"..One's "Jap"
They're All-Over-The-Map:
(When I write 'em, I'm Gen'rally Boozed.)

A Lady from Victoria's Secret
Got a Thong, But Alas, Couldn't Keep It:
Her Lover Interceded
(A Trophy He Needed)
So the Game She Played was.."Hide & Seek It"

G'nighty,
Stan