About ticks? Well, maybe it's a camping thing...it doesn't creep me out...sort of cracks me up. But when you spend time in the woods, that's eventually what you do. Now, checking for lice or crabs...that's a bit different. Anyway, I haven't seen the video or heard the music yet, but the write looks good (just read it on a lyrics search).

Someday I intend to write a Chuck Berry-style song called "My Little STD". Hands off--I've staked my claim! grin