Bearded Nun in a Cadillac
Left Coast cruising maniac
Holy Fairytale Missionary

Six string slingin' exhibition
Pornographic expedition
His exploits are legendary

Spirits in the sky and glory in his eyes
Neon lights and laser beams
Pistol on his thigh cause big girls don't cry
Cotton candy rainbow dreams

His peanut butter budget in the tank
Nashville was made for Frank