Starting fires in rain is an art,
When the wood's wet the fire won't start,
Leprechauns get it going
If raining or snowing,
By lighting a blaze with a fart!

The fire spread quicker than lightning,
The roar of the flames was so frightening,
Green beer made them gladder
And filled up their bladder,
The rainbows they pissed were enlightening!

This challenge may be a bit old but St Pats day is coming again soon (17 March 2019). Get your Irish up and chase rainbows!