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[color:#006600]Lederhosen
© words and music by C. Stewart ( May10, 2015 ) Well the flap on my old lederhosen's Always falling down I guess that's why my preachers face has turned Into a frown And the pockets on my lederhosen's Holier than me I'm looking for an angel that'll Sew em up for free CHORUS..... My legs are kinda skinny I'm not a muscle man But if she likes my lederhosen I might be her man I'll be decked out in my lederhosen Going on a date Greta likes the leather ones and tells me They look great In the winter time my legs get frozen Snow is all around But summer's here in ten more months then Flowers paint the ground CHORUS..... My legs are kinda skinny Well that's just who I am But Greta likes my lederhosen And now I'm her man Greta knows a good leg when she sees one CHORUS..... My legs are kinda skinny Well that's just who I am But Greta likes my lederhosen And now I'm her man [/color] http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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LOL,you put quite a picture in my brain.I like this a lot Calvin.Mike
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Calvin--
Greta must have gotten close enough to see your knees and..........She liked your Lederhosen and.........
Write on!
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Hi ya Mackie, Thank you for taking the time to read this one. Your comments made me smile. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hey Calvin,
I had to look up what a lederhosen was and i was almost scared to Google it -- lol!
The garment itself is very innocent, but somehow it doesn't sound so innocent here!
Funny!
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Calvin very funny song, didn't reference the slapping at all but still funny.
Not a fan of moving chorus's, ever, but else wise can hear the ompla lompa bass going on in the background.
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Hi Calvin, I went "ewwwww!" I went "aaaah!" I went "heeeeeeeheeeeeheeee!" ..typical response to reading your lyrics. My favorite line is "Greta knows a good leg when she sees one" And since his legs get frozen all the time, if it weren't for legs (plural) mentioned in the chorus, your bridge would seem to hold the surprise of the singer's current status to be a monopede! But I'm glad he's not. Half empty lederhosen is a drag. Mike
Last edited by Michael Zaneski; 05/24/15 05:10 PM.
Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
-The Divine Comedy (Neil Hannon) from the song "Songs of Love" from the album "Casanova" (1996)
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Hello Arty, THANK YOU, I appreciate you taking the time to look at this one. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Calvin, As usual, you’ve got a detail-filled story here that captures the attention with some good natured fun! It’s easy to see this guy as the chorus describes him and also his thoughts, which give us an inside look into his hopes, etc... There's a nice rhythm in the mix of long & short lines. “Greta” is the perfect name for her! Kristi
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be. -- Abraham Maslow, American Psychologist
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Hi Mike, Hope you're doing well, THANKS for such a fun comment, you made my day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Kristi, I really appreciate your nice reply, THANKS. ps...............good to see you around here, have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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