Small Pharma ©2017 Robert George

He got a university PHD
In chemistry
Came home and was employed
As a drive-thru droid
Tried to relax
His achiní back
Took expensive pills to cure his ills
Nuthiní worked but now
He grows somethiní that will

Small pharma
Itís good for what ails you
Small pharma
When Rite-Aid fails you
Itís what they call karma
When your frazzled nerves
Get what they deserve
Fate has made a local man a medic
Now he sells a yokel anesthetic
Heís small pharma

Heís sowiní seed and growiní weed
Yeah, itís guaranteed
Just a couple oí tokes
Your pain goes up in smoke
Itís smart to avoid
An opioid
All those pills you popped
But the pain ainít stopped
No sweat, donít fret
His field will yield
A whole new crop

Small pharma
Itís good for what ails you
Small pharma
When Rite-Aid fails you
Itís what they call karma
When your frazzled nerves
Get what they deserve
Fate has made a local man a medic
Now he sells a yokel anesthetic
Heís small pharma

You might git hooked on Oxy
But hey, whatís the point
If your joints are swollen
Smoke a big fat joint

Small pharma
Itís good for what ails you
Small pharma
When Rite-Aid fails you
Itís what they call karma
When your frazzled nerves
Get what they deserve
Fate has made a local man a medic
Now he sells a yokel anesthetic
Heís small pharma