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#880839 - 02/23/11 01:14 AM
Re: You're Getting Too Old to Play Gigs when...
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Rick Heenan
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Mines from personal experience! But not onstage. I was helping a guy and his wife cast off their boat. I undid the bow line and tossed it to the wife. It hit her in the chest and dropped, she just stood there with a goofy grin. I shoved them off and waved' went back to cast off my own. I looked down whilst I untied mt line and noticed the crew stepping out for some fresh air, if you catch my drift. Thats my story and I'm stickin to it.
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#881379 - 02/25/11 11:13 AM
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John Voorpostel
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Registered: 12/29/00
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98.- You're getting too old to play gigs when she suggests you and her go upstairs and have sex,
and you say, "you can't have both"
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#881389 - 02/25/11 11:56 AM
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argo
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Posts: 986
Loc: boston,massachusetts
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# 99
When Mick Jagger is warming up your audience
Edited by argo (02/25/11 11:58 AM)
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#943200 - 01/30/12 09:27 PM
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Lynn Orloff
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Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 5161
Loc: PA of the great USA
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#100
when you call for a cab to take you home not because you've had one too many, but because you can't find those dang keys again
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#943377 - 02/01/12 09:29 AM
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Mike Dunbar
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Registered: 04/13/01
Posts: 8203
Loc: Nashville Tennessee
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You need a Depends to play a 40 minute set.
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#943391 - 02/01/12 11:01 AM
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Mark Kaufman
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Registered: 09/25/07
Posts: 5927
Loc: Minneapolis
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Your copyrights expired.
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#943398 - 02/01/12 11:31 AM
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Lynn Orloff
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And Mike if you sneeze or laugh during the set, forget about the 40 min., I think it cuts it back to around 10 though research hasn't finalized their numbers yet. Unless of course, you are the proud owner of the new and improved Laughing/Sneezing Depends!!! 
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#943510 - 02/02/12 04:10 AM
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Doug Barnett
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Loc: Glendale, AZ, USA
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I think we are on:
#103 - the pills you pop before hitting the stage include ginkgo biloba and beano
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#944159 - 02/05/12 02:20 PM
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BIG JIM MERRILEES
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Registered: 11/27/06
Posts: 8077
Loc: Edinburgh, Scotland. UK
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You refuse a well paid gig cause it involves carrying PA gear up stairs. I just did..... LOL.
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#944163 - 02/05/12 02:32 PM
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Bill Robinson
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Registered: 02/28/04
Posts: 6190
Loc: Curmudgeonville, Tn
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When you answer
What's a Facebook?
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#944165 - 02/05/12 02:36 PM
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Pamela Bowne
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Registered: 01/04/01
Posts: 401
Loc: Carrabelle, FL USA
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#106 (or so)
when you're singing about a nickle in the Nickelodeon or a dime in a pay phone, and you're surprised if they go "huh?"
Pam
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#944166 - 02/05/12 02:39 PM
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Pamela Bowne
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Registered: 01/04/01
Posts: 401
Loc: Carrabelle, FL USA
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or a 20 cent copy of "Life"
Pam
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#944169 - 02/05/12 03:04 PM
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Lynn Orloff
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Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 5161
Loc: PA of the great USA
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#107 when someone asks you if you twitter and you respond "yeah my left eye does on occasion" 
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#953919 - 04/08/12 05:37 AM
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thegroovedepartment
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Registered: 01/23/12
Posts: 75
Loc: Indianapolis, IN
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Oh well, I think it is time to retire!!!!
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#953924 - 04/08/12 06:39 AM
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Vicarn
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Registered: 11/16/10
Posts: 1112
Loc: UK
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When you have to ask someone younger to take a bow for you.
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