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#758853 - 10/10/09 11:25 AM
It's Bush's Fault
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Mike Dunbar
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It's Bush's Fault (c) 2009 words and music by Mike Dunbar
It's Bush's Fault Gore lost the election It's Bush's Fault The economy's correction It's Bush's Fault I can't get an erection It's Bush's Fault
It's Bush's Fault All that Middle East Anger It's Bush's Fault That the unemployment lingers It's Bush's Fault There's a splinter in my finger It's Bush's Fault
Old double u has brought about An era full of hate and doubt Where people diss our noble president That nazi bastard Bush and all his Evil cronies pushed the right To fill their goofy heads with excrement
It's Bush's Fault That Bin Laden never got caught It's Bush's Fault Illegal immigration onslaught It's Bush's Fault That my cd's don't get bought It's Bush's Fault
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Anybody who’s made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn’t made it will tell you, you can’t -John Mayer Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. -Earl Wilson It's only music. -niteshift Mike Dunbar Music
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#758880 - 10/10/09 01:24 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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John W. Selleck
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Honestly, it is every policians fault since about 1955, left, right, or moderate. We cannot be the do all, be all, and Mr. Nice Guy for the whole world. The sooner we realise we need to take care of this country before we can help anyone else the better it will be.
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#758890 - 10/10/09 01:55 PM
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NaomiSue
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It's Bush's fault that my dog died. . .
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#758891 - 10/10/09 01:55 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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NaomiSue
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when I was 7
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#758892 - 10/10/09 01:57 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Gary Gray X
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but it is Bush's fault that Ramos and Compean did not get a full pardon
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#758896 - 10/10/09 02:04 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Mike Dunbar
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Well, why not take in all those poor folks in Darfur? And I'll bet they'd vote however we want them, as long as we give them health care and cheap jobs.
That's the problem with the "...we're the richest country in the world, why can't we fix (insert your most heart tugging problem here)?" argument.
Want to fix problems? Then you've got to be strong. Strong economically, strong enough to provide security, strong morally.
I love Margaret Thatcher's quote on socialism, which is often well paraphrased as: "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money to spend."
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Anybody who’s made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn’t made it will tell you, you can’t -John Mayer Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. -Earl Wilson It's only music. -niteshift Mike Dunbar Music
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#758998 - 10/10/09 09:01 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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It's Bush's fault that my butcher's wife's sister's niece had to have her gall bladder removed.
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#759005 - 10/10/09 09:34 PM
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Bill Robinson
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Well I don't care about all that other stuff.
I think it is Bush's fault Obama is President.
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#759012 - 10/10/09 10:51 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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It's Bush's fault I forgot to pick up milk at the grocery store today or anyday I ever forgot to pick it up or any day in the future I forget to pick it up, well..then...it will still be his fault!!!
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#759013 - 10/10/09 10:59 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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Hey Mike that second line "the economy's correction" didn't seem clear to me... how about
It's Bush's Fault Gore lost the election It's Bush's Fault My kid got a detention
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#759014 - 10/10/09 11:01 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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It's Bush's fault There's global warming It's Bush's fault The bees are swarming It's Bush's fault There's little farming It's blasted Bush's fault!
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#759015 - 10/10/09 11:07 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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It's Bush's fault My husband snores It's Bush's fault I'm sometimes bored It's Bush's fault My team won't score It's always Bush's fault!
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#759018 - 10/10/09 11:10 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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It's Bush's fault I lost my keys It's Bush's fault My dog has fleas It's Bush's fault I scraped my knee It's never not his fault!
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#759019 - 10/10/09 11:13 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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It's Bush's fault I can't lose weight It's Bush's fault I'm always late It's Bush's fault I burnt my steak Please stop it Mr Bush!
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#759031 - 10/11/09 01:09 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Joe Wrabek
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It's Bush's fault The bus is late And it's Bush's fault That I've gained weight And the dog had puppies yesterday-- Stop it, Mr. Bush!
Y'all are on a roll, here...
Joe
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#759032 - 10/11/09 01:13 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Joe Wrabek
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And it rained today-- That's Bush's fault And the tavern's out Of single-malt I thought Obama would fix it all-- Curse you, Mr. Bush!
Joe
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#759035 - 10/11/09 02:17 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Joe Wrabek
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Loc: Garibaldi, OR USA
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One more, and I'll go to bed...
It's Bush's fault We still have war And can't buy U.S. cars no more I thought we showed that guy the door Ain't you left yet, Mr. Bush?
Joe
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#759040 - 10/11/09 05:49 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Jerry Jakala
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It's Bush's fault this forum got started!
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#759052 - 10/11/09 08:42 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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NaomiSue
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is the internet Bush's fault?
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#759056 - 10/11/09 08:48 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Jerry Jakala
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is the internet Bush's fault?
Probably not.He isn't smart enough.
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#759072 - 10/11/09 09:44 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Ray E. Strode
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Registered: 05/22/01
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Loc: Brunswick, Ga. USA
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Actually Gore invented the Internet. YOU CAN'T BLAME THAT ON BUSH!
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#759073 - 10/11/09 09:45 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Bill Robinson
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Nope That was Gore. Ya have to give the Dem's credit for something.
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#759115 - 10/11/09 11:42 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Herbie Gaines
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wow, I've read this thread...and now...I'm BUSHED ! ! !
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#759150 - 10/11/09 01:19 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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It's Bush's fault I broke a nail It's Bush's fault I missed a sale It's Bush's fault Each time it hails It's only Bush's fault
It's Bush's fault My plumbing leaks It's Bush's fault My wood floors creak It's Bush's fault My future's bleak It's simply Bush's fault
It's Bush's fault The sky is gray It's Bush's fault My plane's delayed It's Bush's fault What can I say It's always Bush's fault
It's Bush's fault The dog got out It's Bush's fault The stocks went south It's Bush's fault I've got the gout Forever Bush's fault!
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#759176 - 10/11/09 02:39 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Joe Wrabek
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Registered: 11/28/03
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It's Bush's fault That I don't practice And Bush's fault We bought Alaska I don't know why you have to ask it-- The whole thing's Bush's fault.
It's Bush's fault This song is long And Bush's fault The rhymes are wrong And if you dare to sing along It's gonna be Bush's fault!
Joe
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#759177 - 10/11/09 02:40 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Joe Wrabek
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And Bill, it's probably Bush's fault Al Gore invented the Internet.
joe
P.S. And if this ever gets set to music, I'm sure it'll be Bush's fault, too.
Edited by Joe Wrabek (10/11/09 02:42 PM)
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#759193 - 10/11/09 03:26 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Ray E. Strode
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Registered: 05/22/01
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Do Ya Think, It's Bush's fault for that Burning Bush too? I wouldn't doubt it.
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#759204 - 10/11/09 04:01 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Joe Wrabek
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It might as well be. He ain't gettin' away with nothin'.
It's Bush's fault Obama won And it's Bush's fault It ain't no fun Ev'ry time I see the setting sun I know it's Bush's fault.
It's Bush's fault I ain't got clean clothes And I don't got Any pantyhose But if I did, I'd know the holes All were Bush's fault.
Joe
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#759213 - 10/11/09 05:09 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Bill Robinson
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Hmmmmm I think it's Bush's fault I can't think of any verses to add to this
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#759215 - 10/11/09 05:39 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Joe Wrabek
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Posts: 6178
Loc: Garibaldi, OR USA
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Let me help you...
It's Bush's fault I got as truck And it's Bush's fault I got it stuck And it's Bush's fault I have writer's block Can't we stop Mr. Bush?
Joe
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#759221 - 10/11/09 05:59 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Mark Kaufman
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#759229 - 10/11/09 06:47 PM
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Joe Wrabek
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My point exactly. If I had one.
Joe
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#759239 - 10/11/09 07:43 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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It's Bush's fault Tsunami's hit It's Bush's fault I bit my lip It's Bush's fault This rhyme won't quit It's simply Bush's fault
It's Bush's fault I'm gaining weight It's Bush's fault I make mistakes It's Bush's fault There are earthquakes It's gotta be his fault
It's Bush's fault The world's a mess It's Bush's fault There's PMS It's Bush's fault We're in distress Let's blame it all on Bush
It's Bush's fault My kid can't bat It's Bush's fault My tire's flat It's Bush's fault I'm getting fat Dag nabit Mr Bush
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#759243 - 10/11/09 07:52 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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WARNING... MAY CONTAIN VIOLENCE:
Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown Cause Mr Bush pushed him!!
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#759244 - 10/11/09 07:54 PM
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John W. Selleck
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Probably both of them. It was a right wing conspiracy...
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#759245 - 10/11/09 07:55 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Mackie H.
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Loc: NASHVILLE, TN
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All The Gold--In California --wonder in whose name--If we didn't spend what we don't have, then we'd have a little of what we need to pay PAUL--But the government would want all you have left--Ever wonder why Uncle Sam takes so much of a lottery winning? He didn't even buy a ticket. Ever wonder if you don't get 40 quarters under Social Security--the money you invested is never returned--Who's fault is it??????
It's hard to trust people like that!
I love being free--but I watch out of the corner of my eye.
IMO
Respectfully,
Mackie Humphties
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#759247 - 10/11/09 08:00 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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THIS JUST IN...BREAKING NEWS.......A STARTLING REVELATION....
LITTLE BO PEEP DIDN'T LOSE HER SHEEP, MR BUSH TOOK THEM WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP!
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#759248 - 10/11/09 08:02 PM
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Joe Wrabek
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It's Bush's fault I wrecked my Ford It's Bush's fault I sit here bored It's Bush's fault I pray, "Dear Lord, Save us from Mr. Bush!"
Joe
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#759250 - 10/11/09 08:06 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Lynn Orloff
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Little Jack Horner Sat in his corner Eating his curds and whey Along came George Bush Who sat on his toosh (sp.?) And frightened Jack Horner away!
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#759254 - 10/11/09 08:21 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Ray E. Strode
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Registered: 05/22/01
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Loc: Brunswick, Ga. USA
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But, But, But! It's Hi Yo Silver Away, Obama will save the day!
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#759299 - 10/12/09 03:45 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Bob Cushing
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Registered: 07/20/05
Posts: 4109
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Well I don't care about all that other stuff.
I think it is Bush's fault Obama is President. We have a winner! {And the reason he won the prize!}
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#759334 - 10/12/09 08:21 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Everett Adams
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Posts: 4726
Loc: ,NL Canada
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Ever wonder why Uncle Sam takes so much of a lottery winning? He didn't even buy a ticket.
Respectfully,
Mackie Humphties
Winnings on lotteries in Canada is not taxable.
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#759349 - 10/12/09 09:59 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Mike Dunbar
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Registered: 04/13/01
Posts: 8203
Loc: Nashville Tennessee
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Wow, this has taken on a life of its own.
OK, here's the deal. I'm going to record a track of the song, just singing "It's Bush's Fault" it will be long enough to loop. I'll make it available for free download. Then you folks record your answers to it and send just that vocal track to me via mp3. We'll make the song as long as it takes to include everybody, we'll share the cowrite and split publishing, then maybe we can get one of our video geniuses to make a video and see if we don't get a serious youtube hit!
I'll try to get the track up for download in a few days.
Y'all in?
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Anybody who’s made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn’t made it will tell you, you can’t -John Mayer Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. -Earl Wilson It's only music. -niteshift Mike Dunbar Music
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#759353 - 10/12/09 10:39 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Joe Wrabek
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Loc: Garibaldi, OR USA
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Oh, cool. Thank you. I suppose we'll have to give credit to Bush, since it's all his fault.
Joe
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#759364 - 10/12/09 11:03 AM
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Mark Kaufman
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Loc: Minneapolis
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Not until you sign and notarize my twelve page co-writing agreement. My attorney also suggests we renegotiate the split.
Hey, not my fault.
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#759366 - 10/12/09 11:23 AM
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Mike Dunbar
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Loc: Nashville Tennessee
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OK, but I want your publishing. I promise to make you a star.
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Anybody who’s made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn’t made it will tell you, you can’t -John Mayer Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. -Earl Wilson It's only music. -niteshift Mike Dunbar Music
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#759369 - 10/12/09 11:30 AM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Joe Wrabek
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Posts: 6178
Loc: Garibaldi, OR USA
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Considering that stars are concentrated bundles of hot gas, I was never too anxious over that "we'll make you a star" thing. Not my fault...
Joe
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#759617 - 10/13/09 03:47 AM
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John Marnie
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We've been Bush-whacked.
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#759723 - 10/13/09 01:10 PM
Re: It's Bush's Fault
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Mike Dunbar
JPF Mentor
Registered: 04/13/01
Posts: 8203
Loc: Nashville Tennessee
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OK, here's the track:
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=8214085
Now, you download it, for only $1.00 Ha Ha just kidding, download it free, of course, put your voice to it. I've done different sections with different "holes" to add your part, depending on how many beats or measures you need. If there's not enough room, just record it over my vocal.
Then send me an mp3 OF YOUR VOCAL TRACK ONLY
I'll choose the ones I'm going to use. The choice will not be based on politics, I don't care if you are pro or anti Bush. Everyone I choose will be equal cowriters of the lyrics, I'm taking the music. Then we'll look for a video producer over on the video forum. If anyone has any problems with the cowrite or wanting to control our release, we just won't use your stuff. Be funny, no cussing or profanity, no over the top slams on anyone (for example, I wouldn't even use the bridge lyrics I wrote myself). If I don't use you and you want to complain, I will write here exactly why I didn't use you. Don't ask for the truth if you don't want it published
Have fun, make it funny. Record clearly, enunciate. Don't add reverb or heavy compression. Don't mumble. Don't get morose or shocking.
My email address is: mike @ mikedunbarmusic dot com
Of course it has no spaces and the dot is just a "." but I don't want bots finding my dots. If that's confusing, you can find it in my profile.
All the Best, Mike
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Anybody who’s made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn’t made it will tell you, you can’t -John Mayer Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. -Earl Wilson It's only music. -niteshift Mike Dunbar Music
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#759741 - 10/13/09 02:49 PM
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Kevin Emmrich
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That's a wild backing track, there Mike! Cool. Looking forward to see what is going to coming out of all this.
Kevin
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