Haven't posted in ages but here's one I've been working on for a while. Already have the music but I'm still tweaking the lyrics.


Big-Bottomed Girls
Copyright 2010 Richard Amor


(Verse 1)

Have you ever walked along behind a big-bottomed girl
As the guys all pay attention to her sensuous dimensions?
Have you noticed what goes on behind those big-bottomed girls -
Craning necks when hips are swayin' causing wrecks and other mayhem.

(Chorus 1)

Big-bottomed girls are the stuff of my dreams,
Like when they're stuffed into their blue jeans 'til they're busting the seams.
Big-bottomed girls - what a pleasure walkin' with 'em
As their measured rockin' rhythm
Flaunts the treasure God has give 'em.

(Verse 2)

Have you ever been admiring of a big-bottomed girl?
If your view is unrestricted, you could find yourself addicted.
Have you ever been desiring of a big-bottomed girl?
It'll start out with a craving and eventually you're raving.

(Chorus 2)

Big-botttomed girls drive me out of my mind
And if I had one, I would never, ever leave her behind.
Smaller-bottomed girls in their minis cause a scandal
But they cannot hold a candle
To that more-than-ample handful
Of a big-...bottomed...girl.

(Bridge)

Jeez...how they tease!
Please...allow me one little squeeze.
My knees...are growing feeble and weak.
When they're near I'm sneaking peeks,
Top to bottom, cheek to cheek.

(Verse 3)

Have you ever been excited by a big-bottomed girl?
There's no need to deny it; you know you'd like to try it
Have you ever been invited to be part of her world?
She's looking back and winking 'cause she knows what you are thinking.

(Chorus 3)

Big-bottomed girls make you eager to pounce
'Cause they can guarantee with certainty more bounce to the ounce
Big-bottomed girls are always causing a sensation.
How 'bout raising your libation
Up in praise and celebration
Of those big...bottomed...girls!

Someone needs to take a cold shower!

This is fun, enjoyed the read

HiYa Bro Rick!

Nice-'n'-Cheeky Lyric ya got here, Amigo!

Definitely got some Fine Puns snuck in here..."never..leave her behind" was a Fave!

Whilst I do consider myself a Derriere Appreciator, I kinda got turned-off at the "BIG" mention, since there IS a Distinction between "Well-Rounded" and "Oversized-Load"...Somewhere in-mind..for Each Guy making The Distinction.

The lyric here hints at "The Sky's The Limit"...which, alas, sorty puts The Singer into "Fixated-Purv" Category...methinks.

MIGHT wanna mention Her Face...at least Once? ;-)>

Overall, Great FUN, as I back outta here slowly!

Best Wishes, & A Good Luck with it Guy-Hug,
Stan

awwwwww I think i'm in love with you....love it, made me smile...glyn

Nigel: Thanks for looking in. Glad you found it fun.

Glynda: Thanks for the sweet words. Getting folks to smile was what I was after.

Stan: This song was meant to be a light-hearted celebration of those girls with well-rounded derrieres (I wasn't crazy about the "big-bottomed" title but nothing else seemed to me to fit; considered "round-bottomed" but then discarded. Might reconsider.) But "fixated/purv"? Wow! That is so NOT what I was aiming at! But I see your point. Perhaps I got so wrapped up in word-play and rhyme schemes that I missed the overall picture presented. (Sort of a not-seeing-the-forest-for-the-trees thing. I appreciate and value your critique. I'll continue working on this.

good job
I have one on the same topic but different...called Don't Tell The Guys.

Whoa'' Rick...:) Hell;o

Whoa....:)
dude This Piece is tight as hell okay...lol.lol..:)
it;s done with soooooo much class and good taste..
Big Bottom Girls..''I luv the the title :):)..
It's hot and suggestive enough..I can't wait to hear a
Production for this Piece..and Yes I was smiling ..
Thanx for the smiles Rick.....and Welcome back to
the forum,,,:):)


Whoa'''....
Nice..


Speak Soon~~~~;o
Shirl;o

RICK--

A good one to ponder--I have caught myself risking one eye at a time on the Babe's backside you mention--It's hard to resist or miss them--you know what I mean--GOOD HUMOR.

Write on--

Mackie

Neil: Do you have the song Don't Tell the Guys posted anywhere? I'd like to have a read or listen to it. Thanks for reading and commenting.

Shirley: Ben Franklin once said, "I can live for two months on a good compliment." Thanks for the kind words. Glad you enjoyed it.

Mackie: Thanks for the positive feedback. This one was fun to write.

Just got back from the Provincial finals of the Kiwanis musical theatre competition and workshops..my daughter was invited to compete\attend on the basis of her local standing.

The adjudicator was a long time pro. One of her lines made an impression and it fits here.

She said if you are going for this kind of humour, you have to "fill it big"

So it's not "round bottomed, rubenesque etc...throw it out there...it's BIG BOTTOMED...plain and simple ...you must have been listening

Hey, John. I re-write and edit almost continuously, trying to find the word combinations that sound and feel right. BIG-BOTTOMED was one of those phrases that I changed several times but always came back to. Don't know if it's the best phrase but I'm content with it...for now. Thanks for reading and commenting.

Kind of along the line of " pa donk ca donk ", just needs some trimming down & tweaking on the rhyme pattern- but it's cute, country & catchy !

A little more elaborate than "Honkytonk Badonkadonk" :-) But, maybe one for the bling blingers.. hehe

Hey Rick! As a woman with a "rounded" butt, I resemble this remark! Cute song! I like the title better than "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen. There's a difference between a "big" butt and someone who has an ass that makes the "beep...beep...beep" sound when they back up!

Cecilia: Yeah, I knew this was not a totally new idea but just wanted to try my slant on it. Thanks for the kind comments. Like I mentioned above, I'm still trying to tweak it.

Magne: Thanks for reading and commenting.

Polly: Your response made me chuckle. That's what this song is all about - having fun with an idea. Thanks for the read and comment.

No music...

Don’t Tell The Guys (Neil Cotton Aug. ’07)

Don’t tell the guys I’ll bend to smell a rose
The one that makes me think, makes the moments go slow
That one good sniff that lasts twice as long
As the breath I took as I knelt there on the ground.
Don’t tell the guys

Don’t tell the guys but I like rounded women
They’ve a rosy glow to their cheeks and their chillin’
Some guys will boast they have less meaty tastes
Beauty to me’s a happy girl with a fuller frame
Don’t tell the guys

Many guys I’ve met over the years
Seem to strut, claim they got game,
Drinking hard usually too much
Thinking those of us with sensitivity
Got no right to play.

Don’t tell the guys I hate that kind of crap
Making like someone is less than where they’re at
But I walk quietly amongst them every day
Cause I get more action than they with a low profile game
Don’t tell the guys

Don’t tell the guys about my game.

Neil: Love it, especially the second verse (naturally). Thanks for taking the time to copy it here. Keep on writing. You do it well.

Rick