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I found this in the archives, dusted it off and polished it a tad. Enjoy!
"Credit Card Christmas" (c) 2008 by Dave Gill
Yep Today's the day I swipe all my cares away I can hardly wait until I hit the door The Holiday's are here And time is getting near for me to put on Santa's hat once more
The parking lot is full It's like every living soul Has read my mind and beat me to the punch I see the backup lights I drive with all my might I go so fast I nearly lose my lunch
But I get the spot before that giant SUV This time of year can always bring Jeff Gordon out of me
It's a Credit Card Christmas I squeeze on through the door There's a balance on my card from twenty Christmas's before It's not the same as paying cash but who am I to care? It's a Credit Card Christmas Put your signature right there!
Aisles and aisles of shoppers some showing sharpened choppers As all the items start to look the same It pandamonium My feet are getting numb But my kid wants the new vid-e-o game
I stand in line for hours Someone forgot to shower The Holidays are magical again. The bill's eight hundred bucks But I don't give a hoot I'll make min-i-mum payments til the year 3010!
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A Credit Card Christmas I squeeze on through the door There's a balance on my card from twenty Christmas's before It's not the same as paying cash but who am I to care? It's a Credit Card Christmas Put your signature right there!
The last gift that I give my kids is one they ALL can share...
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It's a Credit Card Christmas Put your signature right there!
Merry Christmas everybody!!!
Peace,
Dave
"Where there's a Gill, there's a way"
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Hi Dave The flexible friend! As the banking community like us to call it.Well maybe- A nice seasonal lyric with the promise of us still paying for someon'e "special present" next year. A nice write Travis
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Hi Dave, and a ho-ho-ho to you too. This is a fun write. I thought a few words might need to be chopped here & there for better flow but very fun. But I get got the spot before that giant SUV Christmas This time of year can always brings the Jeff Gordon out of in me Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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nothing says christmas like credit cards and nascar
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