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Well, I see my wife has been out on the interwebs talking about me again. (It's not true, I tell ya!)

It's nothing to be ashamed of Kevin...

John

Something called the "Bathmate hydropump" is natural?

LOL - makes me wonder what "artificial" might mean!

And I thought I was going to hear a fun song........

Scott

I dunno. I think it might be easier and cheaper to just duct tape a popsicle stick onto the thing and have a go at it.

I'm taking bets on how long it will be before this thread is deleted. I say 4:15 PM EST today.

bmateus363,

Although I admire the ballsiness of these long, rapped verses, it's your lack of a nice thick meaty chorus that keeps this song limp and flaccid and leaves us unsatisfied and wanting more.

I say wait another hour or so and try again.

Lordy, I HOPE that thing runs on Batteries....can ya just Imagine pluggin' that thing into the wall, headin' into the Bathtup..& Gettin' One HELL of a "Sendup!"...

I thought WIVES were invented to get it up...

Science just moves WAYYYYyyyy too fast for us Ol' Geezers, I guess...

Mr Ole-Fashioned, Hisself
Stan

I don't know Mark... I think this could work as is, IF one were to give it a rhythmic, throbbing beat. I think this could penetrate the popular consciousness and be a fertile source of covers and imitators. That all depends on a production with the right thrust. Just my 2p.

my eyes glazed over. your lyric is far too long, altho the topic might be timely.

So size matters? .... I don't want to cut it short sniff

Have you got anything for erectile excess?

Why is this thread here?

Isn't music HARD enough!

[Man speaking in Barry White voice]

"I love you so much, baby...excuse me just a moment..."

[whips out his Bathmate brand E.D. Elimination Device]

"...hold that pose, sweet darlin'...don't you move a muscle..."

[disturbing noises]

"...be right there, baby, don't lose that lovin' feelin' now..."

[skreek skreek skreek]

"...hold on, baby, don't go away!...whoa, wait!...what's wrong baby!..."

[door slams]

We use a lot of viagra jokes in the show. One joke (copyright 2007 by Duncan Wells) features a main character, Missus Mucky Martin, crushing up a viagra pill and secretly putting it in her husband's beer. She does this in front of the audience and explains to them that her reasons for doing it are twofold. First, whenever SHE'S "in the mood" she will give him a viagra laced beer knowing that within the next hour or so she'll be going on wild ride that could very well last for four hours. While her husband drinks his beer she has time to get showered, puffed, prettied up and into some sexy underwear before the performance begins. The other reason for spiking his beer with viagra is when she has to deliver bad news to him. She claims that a man on viagra is always torn between two minds. The one in his pants and the one on his shoulders. When somethings going on "down there", then "up there" has a hard time concentrating on the conversation at hand so no matter how bad her news is, it always ends up with him wanting sex.


A warning to the ladies out there not to try this at home on your husband. He could suffer a heart attack and die.

"Bathmate" sounds like an old person product! Does it mean you can only have sex in a bath? I didn't read the promo...too many words! Who would name an erectile dysfunction product "bathmate"! Wouldn't you want to call it like, "Superman" or something?

what?? another NASTY post, can't we have any decent ones??

I have to bring up Bob Dole almost every time a viagra discussion starts. It one of the FAQ of my life. Bob Dole kept saying he had a problem with E.D.

Well, E.D. are the initials of his wife. I want to ask him someday if he was saying Elizabeth Dole was his problem.

Man..I haven't been on this board for quite sometime.
Something's different!

We're all depraved!

Yes, it'd be easy to do these lyrics as a rap. What would be more challenging would be to adapt them to another genre and make them work. What about Norwegian Black/Death Metal? I bet there aren't any NB/DM songs about erectile dysfunction. Isn't it time?

Joe

Quote: "Erectile dysfunction is a sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis sufficient for satisfactory sexual performance."

Hey! That's her problem! I'm just there for the knockers.

Funny, creative thread! Give songwriters a penis problem topic, and they'll straighten it right up!

I'd much rather read some humorous (albeit them sophomoric) posts in reply to a spam message than most of the political arguments we used to find. At least in this case most of us are on the same side the joking.

Brian

Me with Brian. I really like how folks jumped in and treated this as a lyric needing to be critiqued. Too bad politics couldn't have been dealt with the same way.

Joe

Spray starch is cheaper and available almost everywhere.

Nothing like stand-up comedy. Fortunately, musicians can rise to the occasion.

Of course we are. We're musicians.

HEY! I'm not that old Polly. Oh, I mean if I were to use such a product. Which I don't. Really, I don't. I DON"T!

Wouldn't be much of a discussion, would it, if we were all on the same side?

I tried that darn Viagra once, never again. It got stuck in me throat had a stiff neck for a week.

Did you vere hear the proper "chemical" name for Viagra, John?


Mycoxaphloppin...

I Move we should all get-together & think of a Bang-Up SLOGAN for the Bathmate Folks.... (Here come a few..)

"When You Can't Bump It...We'll Pump It"

"When The Pressure Is On..You Can Take It"

"If Bill Clinton Had One, He'd STILL Be In-Power"

"See Our New Tiger Woods Autographed Model"...

"If You've Fallen, We'll Help You Get Up"

"When You Been Wiltin', Here Comes Paris Hilton"

"We'll Get That Needle Outta Your Haystack"

"Head For Cover, Here's Your Pneumatic Lover!!!"

Waal...that's a Bit Short for today...but I'm sure You Can..heh...Pump-Up the Final Score for Today!

Best Wishes,
Stan

Well, we're all humans right? If we started arguing things through what's best for us as a group, instead of letting people with ulterior motives split us apart on everything so all we do is argue with each other instead of fighting together to solve many problems, I think we'd be much better off James Calore. = )

I still think the best way to solve the worlds problems would be for us to get attacked by aliens so for a change all humans would be on the same side of something. Once we knocked down those aliens a little, we might work together on the same side to solve a few other problems at the same time. Of course once we defeated the aliens, we'd be back to the same old. We always need an enemy it seems.

"If only we could make the problems we face the enemy instead of each other." -Brian Austin Whitney

Brian

Yeah Brian, it worked on the movie "Independence Day". The only thing; with our luck, they'd probably be friendly aliens like E.T..

John

Aye, indeed we would! But, that's pie-in-the-sky thinking.

Well, hopelessness is the first tactic of those who want to get something done in the darkness. Make people think "well, they're all going to be dishonest and sleazy and never fix things and steal our money and future so we may as well give up..." and you can get away with anything. The other tactic is to get people angry at each other, divide then conquer, instead of at the people doing the evil or instead of focusing on the problem at hand and how to fix it best. Predictable political tactics and BOTH parties have used it well. But I am tired of being against other Americans on domestic issues we should all really agree on (and often do). The politicos find a few boilerplate issues to get people to fight over so we don't find the things we agree on and work together on that. Because if we did, they'd lose power and control.

Most people I know consider themselves fiscally conservative and socially liberal. I think there are way more things we all agree 100% on that disagree on. If we could just move in a healthy way in THOSE directions, perhaps many of the others would decrease in their divisiveness or at least be exposed for what they are, diversion.

Brian

Your last two posts are extremely astute to me. They get to the heart of a certain modern-day confusion that strikes us all, and is VERY apparent in just about any internet argument.

Just about any opinion these days somehow falls down a political pigeonhole...hint at one little thing, and you are suddenly viewed as something in particular, like liberal or conservative, and all sorts of other points are immediately assumed, and the battle royale begins.

Very disturbing trend, to me. It tells me that we are becoming headline readers and article ignorers, that the label is more important than the content. It tells me we are increasingly impatient and wish to draw our own predetermined conclusions before bothering to listen closely.

The best thing we can do is try to build all the bridges we can, rather than continuously throw up brick walls and fire our weapons. I don't fear much, but I do fear a society that demands either agreement or demonization.

Back to the ranch...did you hear about the new honeymoon spot for Seniors?

Viagra Falls.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Very nice Greg, LOL!!

Wonder if Tiger heard about use it or lose it???

Wall Street called it the Pfizer-riser.

Which thread is off topic?