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Hi All thanks for looking... anyone doing a christmas Album? A while back some silly woman suggested Santa should longer go "Ho Ho Hoeing" because of the American Street Slang using a similar phrase with a different meaning. To me it sounded like a challange, you want to have Santa's ho ho hoeing taken out of context... I can do that Sorry about the poor vocal http://soundclick.com/share?songid=8224804Santa’s going Hoe-ing tonight, There’s gunna be Oo’s There’s gunna be ahhh’s Santa’s prime joint, Has got real Hard. Santa’s going Hoe-ing tonight, His wife’s reached menopause, And sacked the Asian maid, So it’s been a while since Santa got laid. Santa’s going Hoe-ing tonight, He won’t care about how they look, Just so long as they will take, He bought a big supply of condoms, He don’t want VD or aids. There’s gunna be Oo’s There’s gunna be ahhh’s Some rocking the shocks, In the back of his car Santa’s going Hoe-ing tonight, There’s gunna be Oo’s There’s gunna be ahhh’s He’ll be spaying Santa seed, In the back of his car Santa’s going Hoe-ing tonight, He’ll be feeling some arse, Groping at tits Asking how much to poke at their bits.. Santa’s going Hoe-ing tonight, He’s hung like a donkey, When it wood it’s quite a stake. And those that take some Santa sword, Find there’s no need to fake There’s gunna be Oo’s There’s gunna be ahhh’s Humpen and a grunten, In the back of his car Santa’s going Hoe-ing tonight,
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LOL Yes! Now I'm in the spirit of the season! Made me laugh, Noel. But does Santa drive a car? Scott
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"He used to bring presents/ Handmade-by-Elves/ But THIS Year Santa Wants/ To DO-IT-Himself... Santa's Ho-Ho-Ho-ing..Tonight!"
Cheeky Fun, Amigo...(But I kinda DREAD havin' Kids HEAR this kinda stuff...when they're "Believers"...eh?) ;-)>
Good Luck with it! Big Guy-Hug, Stan
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Noel, thanks for covering me on the raunchiest song posted today be well my fellow twisted writer
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Hi Scott Thanks Stan (Big Guy Hug) That is a great verse if I ever decide to re do this I may use that ... I don't disagree.. which is why I wrote it... however in my defence I have put on a warning and clicked parental advisory in soundclick. Cheers
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