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by Gary E. Andrews - 04/15/24 07:08 PM
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{Jus' a little Quirky 15-Minute Write I think The Gal's'll love..& one'll Hopefully Sing...someday.}
It Gets Bigger Every Lie..You Tell Haven't Made My Mind Up "Is This HEAVEN..Or Is It HELL?"
(CHORUS) BEDROOM PINOCCHIO BEDROOM PINOCCHIO How Far..CAN it GROW...? BEDROOM PINOCCHIO
You Ain't Normal Mr. "Supersized" & No Tape Can Measure The Extent of All Your Lies
(CHORUS) BEDROOM PINOCCHIO BEDROOM PINOCCHIO How Far Can It GROW BEDROOM PINOCCHIO?
(BRIDGE) Gonna Get Me a Chainsaw (Consider This a THREAT..) If I Don't See a Little HONESTY Lorena Bobbit Ain't Seen NOTHIN'..YET...
(CHORUS) BEDROOM PINOCCHIO BEDROOM PINOCCHIO That's The WAY It GOES BEDROOM PINOCCHIO...
It Gets Bigger Every Lie You Tell....
(C) 2009 by Stan Good, BMI All Rights Reserved.
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HiDee NeighborBro!
I'm not. (What I lack in Length I allus make up for in Technique/&..I been known to Pray A Lot, Just-Prior...heh!)
&...at least the Last 13 Years...I haven't had much TO lie about. (Sigh.)
But..bein' an Ex-Scumbag..I CAN sympathize with The Ladies Out There..knowing What We Put 'Em Through/also Knowing they, in their Myriad of Special Ways, DO get-even with us (Tho Hopefully, Far-Less-Violently.) My Wonnaful Wife's saved me a Fortune in Lawyer Fees/I'm doin' my Best to end up Worthy!
Chalk this'n' up to Just a Fun One! (But I'd wager it gets "Most-Requested" Status if it ever gets recorded...) ;-)>
Thanks for the Kind Visit & Gentle Tweak, Amigo~! Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug, Stan
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*grins* chuckle, I like it! ;-)
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G'Mornin' ya Beautiful Fledgling!
Real Glad to hear Ya Liked It...hope to hear from a few more Kind Ladies that this one's Fun for Yas!
It of course begs for some Whoopass Music behind it!
Thanks for Your Very Kind Visit to Beautify This Thread!
Best Wishes & Big Hugs, Ol' Stan
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Did you say "I've been known to pray (or play) a lot just before?" Might be a good idea to do both. Lyric was funny great idea for lady rapper.
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HIDee Mz Janet!
The Operative Word there is "Pray" whenya reach My Age...heh! (Genetically, I'm headed for Circulatory Problemos..by Age 80..so I only got a Decade-&-a-Half to Have At It...before the "Little Death" becomes a more-Permanent One.)
I'll at-least die with a good Smile on My Face. (No Man could ask for more...heh!)
THINK I've covered "foreplay" already in a lyric last week? ;-)>
WISH I could remember the Title...but The Memory is Already On-The-Decline. (Cue in Paul Simon's great Classic..."Slip Slidin' Away!")
Time for me to do The Same...Many Thanks for Your Kind Visite, M'LadyChum! Here's Hopin' for that Hot Singer/Guitarist to make this baby SING~
Best Wishes/Big Hugs, Ol' Stan
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