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#658627 - 10/10/08 02:53 AM "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)>  
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{Waal, Bro Joe didn't think KITTIES were the Best HALLOWEEN Material for Microwavin'...So...I guess maybe he's right, you be the Judge.} (Sung by the BEST W.C.Fields Vocals ya can find:)

(INTRO)
Angelina Jolie has the WRONG Idea:
How To Deal with "Overpopulation" here...
There Are MORE "Unwanted Kiddies" that We've-Ever-SEEN
So Here's a Helpful Kitchen-Hint for This HALLOWEEN:

(CHORUS)
LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES...
Ones Who CRY-8-HOURS On Atlantic Flights
LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES...
Let's COOK-UP Some WORLD-PEACE Tonight!

Yes, EACH Hungry Mouth takes 100-K
To Raise 'Em Up RIGHT in the U-S-of-A
& Each Little Bottom Fills DIAPERS-GALORE
They CLOG All Our Landfills; POLLUTE Every Shore So..

(CHORUS)
LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES
IF "Roe-VS-Wade" Gets-Repealed
LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES
FOR an Anti-Abortionist's MEAL!

(BRIDGE, PG-13)
You Can CHOP-'Em & SLICE-'Em
& Have 'EM PUREED....
They're a HIT at HELL'S KITCHEN (I Heard It..TODAY!)

SOooo...{& The CHOIR Sings}
(CHORUS)
LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES
(I Bet They're a Whole-LOT Like VEAL?)
LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES
&..Serve OUR FELLOW MAN For Each MEAL~

(TAG)
No More "UN-WANTED KIDS"...
NO..BIG-DEAL--

(C) 2008 by Stan Good, BMI
All Rights Reserved.
(Just KIDDING...& NO Wee-Ones were Sacrificed durin' the Writing of This Sick Little Spoof. [Yet.]) So BEHAVE Yerselves & send ALL the Hate Mail to Joe, OK?



#658630 - 10/10/08 03:17 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: ]  
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Stan, I love it! Thank you. If they ever make another Addams Family movie, this should be in the kitchen scene. And a solution to overpopulation, too. I'da never thunk of that. I am impressed.

Joe

#658636 - 10/10/08 03:31 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: Joe Wrabek (D)]  
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Thankee Bro..ya brung out the Beast in me...& I'm SOOOO tired of Yet Another Love Song.

Hope I wake up with one, tho...alla these Microwave Numbers & I'll get TypeCast in a Jiffy...Pop!

Hmm..that reminds me...I got some Orville Redinbacher blastin' away Right Now...& I haven't yet had Amberbock Numba Two today/& Leno's already on...,methinks.

So...Up Up & Awayyyy....but Thanks for Inspiring one of The Sickest Halloween Numbahs in a Long-While..heh-heh!

(Actually, "Soylent Green" is pretty Old-Hat..Remember that Flick..back in the '80's?)

Best Wishes Yer Mailbox don't fill up Too Full,
& A Big Guy-Hug,
Stan, The Microwave Whiz-Kid Hisself

#658642 - 10/10/08 04:14 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: ]  
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Stan,
as always very unique. Really enjoy what you put out there. Is everything fast food??

Jeff


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#658649 - 10/10/08 05:36 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: Jeff Chenard]  
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Jeff, shame on you. Slow-cooked babies? As Richard Nixon said to the lamp, "that would be wrong."

Joe

#658650 - 10/10/08 05:39 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: Joe Wrabek (D)]  
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Joe.
I prefer, anything on the grill. especially Nixon.. LOL.

take care buddy.

Jeff


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#658665 - 10/10/08 07:22 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: Jeff Chenard]  
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ok, how about finger food? Good job Stan on this Halloween treat! I love it.. glyn

#658669 - 10/10/08 08:33 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: glynda]  
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Now you've got me thinkin', baby back ribs, baby rump roast, etc. Lil' Debbie cakes. glyn

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#658670 - 10/10/08 09:09 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: Jeff Chenard]  
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HiDee Brother Jeff!

Hey, You're Right, Amigo..we'll have to develop some recipes for Slow-Cookin' 'Em, too!

(I can just see the ads for "New & Improved 'Tot Pots'" now!) ;-)>

Waal, I'm enjoyin' seein' how many Slightly-Bent Fellow Humorists are Out There today..I used to feel Kinda-Lonely!

Best Wishes for a Fun Friday!

Thanks for Your Kind Visit & a Big Guy-Hug,
Ol' Liberal-Conservative Stan

#658671 - 10/10/08 09:23 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: ]  
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OMG! YOU AIN'T RIGHT!!!!

It seems I have just cause to worry about you! And blaming Joe, shame, STan, SHAME.

Original, yes, very much. Not sure I'm gonna comment anymore than that on this-un. Too early, not enough coffee, and I'm just not sure what I think yet. LOL



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#658672 - 10/10/08 09:28 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: glynda]  
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Hey, You're on a Roll, Mz French-Texian! THANKS for joinin'-in our Overly-Evil Fun today!

Can't ya just see the New Mouthwash Ads...for "Baby's Breath Prevention"?

& the Fast Food Chain that springs up'll have James Brown Music in Their Commercials...goin' "Baby-Baby-Baby...Baby-Baby-Baby...I Feel GOOD...." (YEOW!)

Gives New Meaning to Rosie & The Originals' "Angel Baby" too....heh!

Still chortlin' on your "Little Debbie" Quip..It'd be Great Fun to pen a whole CD's-Worth of these, form a Phantom Group called "The Sick Puppies" & see just how Equally-Bent this Planet is!

"I'm snackin' On Little Debbies/
Pilin' Up Calories/
Chocolate-Covered & Squooshy/
Lemmie have Another of These..."

We'd prolly get Sued by the Bakeries for killin' off a LOT of their Sales...but Richard Simmonds'd prolly help cover our Att'y Fees...eh?

I'll defer to Joe on doin' the "Baby Peas" Number... ;-)>

Big Thanks & Hugs for the Best Laugh all AM, M'LadyChum! Those Snack Cake's'll never taste the same again!

Happy FRY-Day..hee-hee!
Stan

#658678 - 10/10/08 09:49 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: Caroline]  
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G'Mornin' Mz Sweetie!

Gee..all the Great Creative Gals are up SOOOO Early This AM!

Now like I Said, this Ain't to be taken TOO Seriously...but just be aware that the Scrambled-Eggs-Breakfast you just had would REALLY get a Chicken all up-in-Arms...(IF they Had Any...)

Just CAN'T get that AM Protein ALL from Soybeans..or there'd no longer be an Amazon Rainforest LEFT...

Truly, I WUZ gonna JUST do a Microwave Song on KITTIES...(It's THERE at Board 2..for-Proof)..but Joe Egged-Me-On.

& NOW...I just can't get all these FUN New-Double-Entenders outta my head...like Frankie Valli, in "See You In September" singing "Bye Baby, Bye-Bye..."

And the Really-Weird New Quip..."CHOW BABY!"

Waal, gotta Exit Smiling..& grab me some Shut-Eye before some Soccer Mom punches me out...

Hey..here's a Halloween Hook for you to write-on: "You're The Scream In My Coffee"...

Oh..just thought one Last One Up...on da way outta here:

"Mom Never Said I Was Normal"...

Best Wishes & a Happy Halloween Hug,
Ol' "Babies AREN'T Our Only Business" Stan


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Stan, "Mom never said I was normal" is one of those lines that really needs a song to go with it. I think it should be one of yours.

And thank you again for the microwaved babies. First-class Hallowe'en treat, 'twas.

Joe

#659129 - 10/11/08 06:07 PM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: Joe Wrabek (D)]  
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Good Aftynoon, Bro!

Hey, 'tis I who Thank YOU...for the Nudge to Write this Baby-Baby..heh.

I Thank You AGAIN...that tossaway Hook ALSO feels like one I can have a Halloween Ball-with...& I'll get Right On It as soon as I get this Day-Job Housecall behind me. (I'm seein' The Singer as "Quite De-Formed & De-praved"...)

It's great that Halloween's still a couple weeks-or-thereabouts Away...We-uns need More Excuses to write this Weird Stuff More-Often..(sure loostens-up The Creative Juices!)

Best Wishes & a Big Weekend Guy-Hug Backatcha!
Ol' Sizzlin' Stan Hisself...

#659155 - 10/11/08 09:09 PM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: ]  
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Hey Stannymigo

Hmm is this depraved as he double hockey sticks or what grin

Very good my friend... as long as one keeps their sense of humor this is a fun little twisted tale!

Very good use of a fun hook, but please take full credit for your work wink

Hmm I also noticed your phrase turned hook... "Momma never said I was normal" It drew me in like a moth to a flame... and wouldn't ya know it I stole it lol..., but that's why I needed to respond to this is because I don't want to be a hook thief... yes I have written a song to go with it, but I won't do anything with it without your permission... So here goes...

Stan please oh pretty please oh please I beg of you can I borrow this hook :O ?

Thanks in advance and I still owe ya several cases of amberbocks!
Big weekend fun guy hugs
Derek


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#659162 - 10/11/08 09:40 PM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: Derek Hines]  
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HiYa Bro D!

Feel Free to mess with that Mama Hook...I'm off to the Flicks as soon as we finish some Microwave Chow this Sat. Eve...(Saving the $23 we usually spend on a Restaurant tonight..so we got a few bucks for the Flea Mkt tomorrow AM.)

I may yet try something on that Hook...but 2 Versions isn't the end of the Creative World. (I once searched "HEAT" at BMI...& there were Page-After-Page-after-PAGE of Songs with that Hook...or Versions-Of.) (& only ONE there with "The Heat"..like Chuck & I've penned.)

So..check that Hook out at BMI...& chances are...it's already Well-Used, or at least Already Broken-In.

No Biggie...just write the BEST Version you can think of..& have Fun With It. There were already (I think) 6 OTHER "Yesterday" Songs that Charted in "Top Ten" before Sir Paul made that Hook "His"..best I can recollect.

Thanks for Your Kind Visit & Words on my Weird One...(Just havin' Harmless..so-far..Fun/Teasin' Bro Joe a wee-bit..heh!)

Every time I hear that "My Ding-a-Ling" Song I'm reminded that SOME of the Wackiest/Dumbest Songs I've ever heard of ended up in the Hit Category. Thus, I'm not a bit worried about doing up A Few whenever Boredom Sets In!

Methinks the Planet could USE a few Good (FUNNY) "Novelty Songs"
NOW..if they Ever did.

We'll see..of course..

Best Weekend Wishes & a Big Good Luck Guy-Hug,
Stan

#659169 - 10/11/08 09:49 PM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: ]  
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Hey Amigo grin

It's up and thanks a lot, yes I'd love to see you write one as well, heck if it keeps up maybe we can switch this one over to the challenge board grin
Big ole Guy hugs and best movie watchin' wishes
Derek


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Stan--

This section was hilarious:
"You Can CHOP-'Em & SLICE-'Em
& Have 'EM PUREED....
They're a HIT at HELL'S KITCHEN (I Heard It..TODAY!)"

As always, creative and original. smile Have a great weekend!

~~Kassie~~


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Not to hijack y'all's thread (I'll give it back--I promise), but there are probably as many variations on the "normal" thing as there were on Skip's "20 chickens." Maybe you *should* do a challenge.

I have considered thus far "Mom liked you better 'cause you were normal" and "It's too expensive to be normal any more." I have no idea whether either one might turn into a song.

Okay, you can go back to your regularly-scheduled thread now...

Joe

#659391 - 10/12/08 08:49 PM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: Joe Wrabek (D)]  
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you are twisted my man smile and such a bad influence....look what you made me do

from the nursery to the table
quick as you can order "babies"
three a cry pot, two a kid spit, all well done
milk fed "lite" meat,
brown done glazed feet
find the wish bone else you may have none


If writing ever becomes work I think I'm going to have to stop

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#659399 - 10/12/08 10:21 PM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: John Voorpostel]  
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Stan - You are indeed, one twisted individual. I admire that in a guy!

Very well done.

Barry



"the older I get, the better I was"
#659485 - 10/13/08 11:43 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: Barry Crannell]  
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Wow, it's 8:30 Monday AM already..& I gotta pen a Movie Review & transcribe a Joint Effort Lyric that me & Unka Chuckie've been workin' on..so lemmie do a Rare "Group Thankee" to ya, Bro D, Mz Gurl, Bro Joe, BurleyBuddy & Bro Barry!

This is just barely-relevant, but (with Cannibalism in the back of my mind) there was this interesting program on NOVA last night about Chimps & Bonobo Monkeys last night. We're descended from Both, DNA-Wise...& the less-studied Bonobos seem to be MORE-related to us than the Chimps. Turns out theres a Genetic Section MISSING in the Chimps (but present in bonobos and US) that has to do with BONDING-peaceably. When a bonabo tribe bumps into Another Tribe, they actually have a nice Family-Picnic-y get-together/tribes sometime band together, travel the forest a while, then separate..quite painlessly.

Mix a pair of Chimp groups together & it gets violent, often resulting in deadly brutality towards the weaker Tribe's males...(& murder/cannibalization of their young.)

We-uns share a LOT of DNA with the Chimps, too...alas. But it seems Our Ancestors branched off the Bonabos...after acquiring that PEACEFUL bit of Genetic Material in our Genome. Here's hopin' we can behave a lot less Chimp-Like..& it's good that MOST listeners to this Song WOULD kinda get sick at their stomaches hearing it. (Not ALL our Ancestry Would.)

Thanks Again Amigos & a Big Group Hug to ya all,
Ol' Catchin'-Up Stan

#659686 - 10/14/08 05:29 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: ]  
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Cool!



#659708 - 10/14/08 10:12 AM Re: "LET'S MICROWAVE US SOME BABIES" {All Joe's Fault...} ;-)> [Re: Randy P. Gendron]  
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G'Mornin' Brother Randy!

While this looks Fun on a Page, I dunno if it'd translate-well to actually Bein'-Sung. But, I remember Well how Cool-It-WAS when Lou Reed, in "Walk On The Wild Side", ad-libbed-in "And The Colored Girls Sing" before that Doop-ta-Doop-ta-Doop Bit. It was a Hoot..so-Good I've admittedly Stole It offa Lou here..with a wee-bitta Ray Stevens "Edge", at No Extry Charge... ;-)>

So, "What's the Story behind yer Well-Shot Fisheye Photo of that Cute Pooch" Amigo? We humans tend to forget a Dog "Sees" as much with their Noses as they do with their Eyes..& that pic makes the point Well!

"Post 14?" Hey, Honored to Be Amongst 'Em...Thanks for Visitin' & "Welcome to JPF"..a Real Fun Buncha Folks, You'll See!

Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug..Pooch-Hug Too!
Ol' Mr Unexpected Hisself
Stan

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