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#586683 - 02/14/08 07:27 PM What is your favorite oxymoron?  
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I was at Costco this afternoon trying to talk myself into, or out of, an new 42" LCD and this model had a commerical running on it for Blue Ray Disc. A happy satisfied buyer of the new technology was giving her testimony and she said, "The colors are so vivid and picture is so clear it makes me feel like I am right there in the movie!. It's unreal!"
What? Was is it "real" or "unreal"- make up your mind. I know there are better ones out there so I thought I would ask you what your favorite or most annoying one is.


"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein
#586687 - 02/14/08 07:29 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Samuel Harris]  
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#586691 - 02/14/08 07:32 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Linda Sings]  
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"Military Intelligence"

Edit

(I aint talking about the soldiers wink )

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#586693 - 02/14/08 07:38 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Derek Hines]  
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#586698 - 02/14/08 07:42 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Jennifer Nagel]  
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Another Classic : "Living Dead"

And how bout

"Microsoft Work" roflmfho
(Second f is fool if anyone was wondering)

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#586699 - 02/14/08 07:42 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Jennifer Nagel]  
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You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash

It's only music.
-niteshift

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#586700 - 02/14/08 07:44 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Jennifer Nagel]  
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Ha! My post just reminded me of an old joke: What do you call a psychic midget on the lam? A small medium at large.

(apologies to all little people)


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#586701 - 02/14/08 07:44 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Mike Dunbar]  
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Edit one of George Carlins Favorites

"A Near Miss"

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#586707 - 02/14/08 07:56 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Derek Hines]  
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#586716 - 02/14/08 08:11 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Derek Hines]  
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Another favorite of mine is when folks say, "Now, then."


You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash

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#586718 - 02/14/08 08:14 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Mike Dunbar]  
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How about, it is almost unique? Something either is unique (exclusivly one of a kind) or not. There's no almost to it! It's either or.

#586730 - 02/14/08 08:28 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Two Singers]  
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Hey Al

A lot of oxymoron's have almost

"Almost Perfect" It's either perfect or it isn't (most times it isn't) : This song is almost perfect wink

"Almost ready" Ready means right now right away it is either ready or it isn't: your pizza is almost ready.

"Almost totally" Totally exclaims completeness it is either complete or it isn't : Almost Totally destroyed the building
Derek

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#586738 - 02/14/08 08:51 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Derek Hines]  
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A little bit pregnant!


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#586739 - 02/14/08 08:53 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Jennifer Nagel]  
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#586741 - 02/14/08 08:56 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Scott Campbell]  
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#586744 - 02/14/08 08:58 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Mark Kaufman]  
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Hey, my father's an engineer (electrical) and he's one of the most civil guys I know! tongue


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#586755 - 02/14/08 09:10 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Jennifer Nagel]  
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lol - I'm an engineer and I am too. smile

#586757 - 02/14/08 09:11 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Jennifer Nagel]  
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My favorite was already listed, so here's one I tell all women is not an oxymoron, "Smart Man".....


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#586760 - 02/14/08 09:14 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Scott Campbell]  
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well there is an obvious one

"Civil War" not only ours here in the states either (there are a lot in the former Soviet republic)


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#586828 - 02/15/08 12:05 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Derek Hines]  
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Now then, I guess we have some that are almost unique. That reminds me, I really get annoyed when I hear athletics say they give 110%. the most they can give is everything. I guess they are trying to say that they gave more than they had.


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#586832 - 02/15/08 12:16 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Samuel Harris]  
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Hey Joe

Maybe the mean they gave the 10 percent their "team mate" was holding back lol
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#586849 - 02/15/08 12:51 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Derek Hines]  
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#586850 - 02/15/08 12:53 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Derek Hines]  
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How many times did I get stuck with this...... mad


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#587113 - 02/15/08 05:20 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Steve West]  
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#587117 - 02/15/08 05:33 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Bob Cushing]  
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#587118 - 02/15/08 05:34 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Bob Cushing]  
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Monday Night,,,,,or any other "day/night".

Should be Monight, Tuesnight, Wednesnight, Thursnight, Frinight, Saturnight, and Sunight.

"Hey Iggy,,,,see ya Monight"! See?

Who was in charge in creating words anyway. Especially for the English Language,,,,,,Ahhh, those Limeys!
Oh!,,,,me mum's family might have helped years ago.

Never mind.....There's another one....a mind of never?



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#587123 - 02/15/08 05:51 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Johnny Daubert]  
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#587134 - 02/15/08 06:25 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: BIG JIM MERRILEES]  
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Jim's tact.


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It's only music.
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#587135 - 02/15/08 06:27 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: BIG JIM MERRILEES]  
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"Anarchy Rules'- I love that one! and I have sung "Act Naturally" dozens of times and it never occurred to me it was an oxymoron.


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#587156 - 02/15/08 08:34 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Samuel Harris]  
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Hey Mike The foot is at the head of the class!!!

#587160 - 02/15/08 09:07 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: BIG JIM MERRILEES]  
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#587163 - 02/15/08 09:20 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Mike Dunbar]  
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Originally Posted by Mike Dunbar
Jim's tact.


Tact... The art of thinking the real truth (another oxymoron)whilst lying through your teeth.

#587171 - 02/15/08 09:38 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: BIG JIM MERRILEES]  
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#587239 - 02/16/08 03:22 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Dan Tindall]  
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#587245 - 02/16/08 03:58 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Neil Zimmerman]  
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One of my favorites," pretty ugly."

#587251 - 02/16/08 04:47 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Rick Heenan]  
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Tempe, AZ , USA
Holy war
Common sense


Jeannie

#587361 - 02/16/08 04:29 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Lady Fitzgerald]  
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Big Jim, are you selling automobile insurance now??

#587365 - 02/16/08 04:48 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Rick Heenan]  
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Why? You wanna buy some? I know a man!!!!

#587369 - 02/16/08 05:12 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: BIG JIM MERRILEES]  
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Wanna' buy a duck?

#587380 - 02/16/08 06:39 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: ben willis]  
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I'll give you a buck.

#587412 - 02/16/08 09:51 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: BIG JIM MERRILEES]  
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United States Oregon
I'm glad I didn't get STUCK paying a BUCK for a DUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK wink


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#587430 - 02/16/08 11:58 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Derek Hines]  
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Headbutt
Butthead

#587452 - 02/17/08 01:26 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: ben willis]  
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PA of the great USA
conservative liberal


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#587458 - 02/17/08 01:35 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Lynn Orloff]  
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Minneapolis
My least favorite Oxy-moron: Rush Limbaugh.

#587459 - 02/17/08 01:39 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Mark Kaufman]  
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Comedian Al Franken

#587462 - 02/17/08 02:30 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Samuel Harris]  
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compassionate conservative

#587486 - 02/17/08 05:35 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: TrumanCoyote]  
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Btw, is it true an oymoron is a fresh air nut?


Jeannie

#587571 - 02/17/08 04:21 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Lady Fitzgerald]  
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Northern Minnesota
This Won't Hurt
I'm Not A Doctor
Attorney At Law
A Moral And Just Process

#587576 - 02/17/08 04:47 PM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: mattbanx]  
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Massachusetts
How about that poor sap "Dear John"?

morning sickness (for the ladies..it lasts ALL DAY!)

old news

free love!



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#587757 - 02/18/08 03:24 AM Re: What is your favorite oxymoron? [Re: Beth G. Williams]  
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michigan
this isn't really an oxymoron, but it's always funny when people say "I'll be honest.." and then say something. as if everything they said before was a lie?

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