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Fat © words by C. Stewart ( Jan 14, 2008 )
I've had my share of pop corn By the tv every night My butt is full of butter My pants are getting tight
I've eat my weight in pork chops My bellys gettin' big Instead of talking, now I oink I sound just like a pig
CHORUS... I'm fat, I'm fat, there's no denying that I'm the anti-thin I'm a double chin There's no denying that, I'm fat
I like to feed my big round face Every chance I get If I keep on a growin' There won't be no place to sit
CHORUS... I'm fat, I'm fat, there's no denying that I'm the anti-thin I'm a double chin There's no denying that, I'm fat
My neighbors are all skinny They gossip in the yard "Twiggy" wears a t-shirt That says she don't like lard
CHORUS... I'm fat, I'm fat, there's no denying that I'm the anti-thin I'm a double chin There's no denying that, I'm fat
BRIDGE........ But underneith this work of art Is someone just like you The only difference is....I grew
CHORUS... I'm fat, I'm fat, there's no denying that I'm the anti-thin I'm a double chin There's no denying that, I'm fat
ps....thanks Stan.
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Hi Calvin,
What a bridge. Love it.
BRIDGE........ But underneith this work of art Is someone just like you The only difference is....I grew
Vanessa
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the word "fat" caught my attention on the "what's going on" section of the website... my first reaction was to automatically do what i find myself doing what i shouldn't; imagine these lyrics being a hit on the "radio, top charts, etc." when i took it out of that perspective, i thought.. yeah, this song can be used in a documentary, a commercial.. a comedy.. and the list went so on and so forth. then i re-read the song and really thought the lyrics were great. i imagined this being a intro or outro to a scene in a pity party scene during the Biggest Loser. made perfect sense! good going =) Fat © words by C. Stewart ( Jan 14, 2008 )
I've had my share of pop corn By the tv every night My butt is full of butter My pants are getting tight
I've eat my weight in pork chops My bellys gettin' big Instead of talking, now I oink I sound just like a pig
CHORUS... I'm fat, I'm fat, there's no denying that I'm the anti-thin I'm a double chin There's no denying that, I'm fat
I like to feed my big round face Every chance I get If I keep on a growin' There won't be no place to sit
CHORUS... I'm fat, I'm fat, there's no denying that I'm the anti-thin I'm a double chin There's no denying that, I'm fat
My neighbors are all skinny They gossip in the yard One of them has a sign That says they don't like lard
CHORUS... I'm fat, I'm fat, there's no denying that I'm the anti-thin I'm a double chin There's no denying that, I'm fat
BRIDGE........ But underneith this work of art Is someone just like you The only difference is....I grew
CHORUS... I'm fat, I'm fat, there's no denying that I'm the anti-thin I'm a double chin There's no denying that, I'm fat
♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫
wishes and creative blisses...
Jill Sansores (a.k.a. Just Plain Jill)
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Ney Calvin
Where were you when Elvis needed one last BIG hit???
cool lard in the beans!
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Great Fun Stuff, Neighbor-Guy!
Between Amberbocks & Movie Popcorn, I'm also joinin' The Anti-Thin...(Great Word Coinage there, Amigo!)
Maybe make the "sign" into a "t-shirt"..for Believeability...
But otherwise, "KUDOS" for a Fun Song. The Fatties have Rights, too...heh-heh!~ (& this'll sing well with 1/3 of America..& Growing..Statistically!)
Good Luck with it!
Big Guy-Hug, Stan
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Hi Jill,
Great to meet ya ! Thank you for tuning in to "Fat". My songs should never be looked at as top charting hits, ha ! But I'm knocked out that you think it could be used in several different areas. That's always nice to hear, you're very kind. Thank you.
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Hi Stan, Glad you could make it in here for the read. I appreciate your t-shirt thought & I used it. Have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Calvin,
I won't pick out a part I like because I like it all. Ever since I hit a certain age I gain a pound with every french fry I look at. Life is a constant battle to stay within the seams. I may not be winning the battle, but I'm pretty comfortable in the DMZ. Good luck with thissun.
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Hi..nice to meet ya...that was a fun read...good job!!
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Hello John,
Thanks for the kind remarks, that's always nice to hear, very much appreciated.
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Cal I admire your stuff more and more every time. The shortest possible distance to funny. Pare away all the extra crap and keep only simple truths and hilarious notions. Really funny, ingenious stuff. Keep 'em coming!
-Lyle
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Hi Lyle, Hey man, you're way too kind, but thanks a bunch. Glad you enjoyed it. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Calvin, Guess I'm a little late but I'll join the bandwagon and say this is just too funny! This line in the bridge: The only difference is....I grew had me laughing out loud! Fun, fun, fun...! Kristi
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be. -- Abraham Maslow, American Psychologist
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Hi Kristi, It's never too late to laugh out loud, thank you, I'm glad you did. I'm flattened, I mean.....I'm flattered :-) Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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This reminds me of Weird Al's "Fat" with lines like:
When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know (fat, fat, really really fat) Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who’s fat ahhhhhh!ahhhh!
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein
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Hi Sam, Hope you're doing well, thanks for stopping by. I appreciate your comments. Have a cool day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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