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Science IS Amazin'
The Stories It TELLS
How Ancient Things LOOKED
(& How IT Prob'ly Smelled)

How, From "Dust-to-Dust"
The Initial Clouds Thickened
& Now, Lately, They Know
"DINOSAURS Musta TASTED LOTS..LIKE CHICKEN~"

Yes, Friends, It's True
(Thanks to DNA)
Even with MILLIONS of YEARS
Somehow, Not ALL Got-Away!

They Ground-Up Fossil Bones
& (tho Life was No-Longer-Kickin')
Scientists Now Know
"DINOSAURS Musta TASTED LOTS..LIKE CHICKEN!

(BRIDGE)
Yeah, DINOS Had SCALES
On Their BONY LEGS..
& (Just Like CHICKENS) THEY LAID EGGS!
Their DNA's SO-CLOSE
Seems NO Genetic-Link's MISSIN'
You CAN BET THE FARM:
"DINOSAURS Musta TASTED LOTS LIKE CHICKEN!"

So Some Day WHEN
Science makes A TIME MACHINE
We Can ALL Fly Back to
The Biggest K.F.C!

DO Bring Your Forks
(We Got an ASTRONOMICAL Mission:)
Bring that 4-TON "Foreman GRILLE"
{SPOKEN ADD:}
'Cuz We're Gonna PROVE...Once and FOR ALL...
(SUNG)
"DINOSAURS TASTE A LOT LIKE CHICKEN!!!"

(C) 2007 By Stan Good, BMI
All Rights Reserved.

Hi Tampa

NO WONDER King Kong was always biting Godzilla. Think of it, us humans could act like the animals we are and gather round the beast and munch away till only the carcus remained...just say when!!!

HiDee Bro Rittster, & Thanks for Your Kind Nibble on this Baby!

Saw where the Giant Blue Whale weighed as much as 1200 Humans..Boy,
Talk about a LUAU, eh? ;-)>

I gotta go feed my Dino's Ancestors..the MacCaws're kinda a bit behind on their Breakfast Chow-down..(Sure glad they weigh less'n me...AND they're Vegetarians!)

'Preciate Your Kind Visit & Words, Amigo! Hope NYC's like Paris in da Springtime by now!
Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

This is amazing! (LMAO) Can;t wait for music. My son will love this, too (he's 7). Don't change much, and let us hear it soon. This definitely needs to be pitched somewhere, film or something, but needs (NEEDS) to be heard. Thanks for the read. It was most enjoyed, trust me.

Ha ha ha! Stan, you amaze me! Hmmm... No mention of buffalosaur wings...

Next time I have chickens, I'm going to name one of them Rex.

This is great, Stan. Got music for this?

Joe

Hi Stan,

Where any of them 3 legged? Oh what drumsticks, oh what thighs, breasts big enough to fill your eyes. And early man was sure glad they didn't make any of the real big ones with wings. Birdy birdy in the sky why'd you do that in my eye... Omigod... Needless to say I really like this one. Good luck with it

STan
I beleive in you that dinosaurs do taste like chickens. Actually this is a MATRIX the Movie facts that all meats when you cannnot discern the taste our mind will tell you it taste like chickens. This is the software in the matrix that the computer cannot seperate the taste of chicken meat from frogs, crocodile, snakes, dragons, dinosaours, rats etc, etc. I tasted some except the dragons and dinasaours They all taste like chicken.

No wonder KFC is still number one in the whole world until the next generation comes because the taste is still the same.

When I was in college I work there in KFC and Im eating a lof of chicken there almost everyday but until now believe me I still eat their breaded chickens.

I dont know what Col Sanders (Brian Look alike-of course Sanders is older) put in the ingredients that make their chicken addictive.

Anyway just love it-your song.

Lynman

HiDee Bro Rick!

Allus did like Chicken Jokes. Glad you liked This One Too!

Took alla 15 Minutes Flat to write..& I'm Thrilled it Resonates with the 7-yr-Set! (They're Brutally-Honest, in the Cutest of Ways!)

Think I had 2 Biz Meetings at the Shoney's in Franklin last month!
Sorry I didna know you lived there..Nice Town, real close to NashCity!

Thanks for the Wonnafully-Encouragin' Words, Amigo! HOPE to get some Music on this'n' real soon...

Many Thanks for your Kind Visit & Words (& your 7-yr-old's Seal Of Approval..Yassuh!)

Big Guy-Hugs to ya Both,
Stan

Why, Chi-Town must be Thawin' at Last!!! It's me ol' Chum, Bro Bob! Welcome Back, Bro, Thanks for the Kind Words!

Guess I COULD pen a Sequil...."T-REX TASTES LIKE TURKEY"..heh-heh!

(Now if we can just get HOOTERS to back The Video to this Baby,--)

Got my son Max to fit a new Birdbath-y Avatar tonight...the ol' one with the Wooster-Plaid Scarf was makin' my neck sweat...

Shoulda sucked-in my Gut, shouldn't I? So much for this Image Thang--So Much To Learn (So Much Already Forgotten!)

At least the Sunglasses take off 20 Years (I Hope!)...& La Femme can't catch me Still Lookin'.. ;-)>

Thanks for Your Allus Kind Visit, Young-ster!

Big Chi-Guy-Hug,
Ol' Stan

Hey Stan!

A 4 ton Foreman! LUV IT!

What do you think the melody will sound like?

Charlann

Hi Ho, Bro Joe!

Back when I was a Kid (Dark AGES Ago) "Dad" got me & my bro, Doug, a pair of Chicks for Easter. Both, of course, turned out to be Roosters, & after the Pink Feather Dye wore off they were nice White Leghorn Dudes... & made a Mess that smelled to High Heaven, down in Dad's Basement when we neglected to clean up often enuf.

Finally, Dad suggested we give 'em to my Uncle David, who had inherited the Good Family Farm & had LOTS of Chickens...Laying Hens, that is. So, we did so...figurin' they'd Love their New Life in The Country. About half a year later, we re-visited, & I asked Cousin Joyce there how were the Roosters?

"Delicious" she replied.

Thus were The City Kids educated in The Ways of The Farm...heh!

Music's kinda bottled up in Mah Head for now..but WILL consider a Co- in maybe about 2 weeks if I stay as Broke as it looks like I'm gonna be for awhile.

Many Thanks for Your Kind Words & Visit, & Besta Luck with Rex!

Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

Good Evenin' Brother John, Hope ya had a Fine Tuesday!
I spent all aftynoon in a Multi-Millionaire's fine house fixin' a Herschede "The Clock"..for Tampa's "Low-Cost Cataract Surgery King", Dr Leslie Chisolm. I delivered it to him over 20 yrs ago, & both He and The Clock are in Great Shape! He's 76, looks/acts a Decade Younger than Moi...(Yep, I'm Jealous..a wee bit!) Has a '98 Ol' Jag in his garage, so we traded Horror Stories & Love Notes on the Clunkers while I got his Chime Cable un-snarled.

Ol' Doc's Enterprise had 51 people workin' for him when he sold it all & Retired..at age 70. He & his wife STILL like doin' their Own Yardwork..(not a Mexican in Sight)..& he's now buildin'
his own Scaffolding so he can paint some of the 20+ nearly-3-foot-wide White Concrete Columns that ring his 2-3 Storey House.

All this has Absolutely Nothin' to Do with Chickens, but I, too, had a Fine Tuesday! (&, unlike da Song...I even got paid for it!) ;-)>

Glad ya did Like It...maybe my Musical Luck'll finally Change for
Da Better!

Thanks for your Kind Visit & Real Kind Words, Amigo!
Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

YAYYY, Doc!

I was afraid you didn't HAVE any KFC's in Da Philipines & you'd miss some of the BUCKETS of Fun inherent in this Baby! I still eat there too, tho I've resorted to tossin' the Skins...Extra-Krispies and all..since readin' up on Cholesterol. (I'm a Kentucky Colonel, too..tho I keep Forgettin' if I get a Discount there for so-bein'..) ;-)>

Their Mashed Potatoes & Gravy..Heck, they remain To Die For!

Dunno if My Brain WANTS to know IF Rats taste like Chicken, but I'll take your Medical Word for it! (Yeah, KNOW they're Good Protein..but I'd prolly eat a Hissin' Cockroach FIRST before samplin' Rattus Norvegius.)

Col. Sanders is a Lot DEADER than Brian, too...heh-heh! (Keep up
the Good Work, Brian..YAYYY!)

Had a Chum who worked for Burger Chef in Days Gone By..hated Burgers after his sojourn. (He'd spit in Nasty-Ass Customers' French Fries b'fore sendin' The Order out the window...so DO treat your To-Go-Window Staffers REAL Kindly..eh?) ;-)>

Here in the States, some Gal found a Fingertip in HER French Fries...all nicely Nail-Painted and all... Was about to initiate a BIG Lawsuit, 'til Fingertip turned out to be MALE DNA...& she ended up Confessin'..& is now, I believe, doin' 2 years in Da Slammer. NO KFC for Her for awhile..heh!

Thanks Again for Your Kind Visits & Words & Free Medical Advice, too, for This Cheapskate! ALL are allus Appreciated by Your Fellow Housecaller!

Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

Stan,

Imagine the size of a drumstick on a T Rex!

Wrote my own little clip on the dinosaur theme when I was driving from Boise to Boston last summer. I think I may expand it into a full sized kids' lyric at some point. The inspiration was a little clip that said, "I Dig Dinosaurs".

Me and Dino Rex,
We joke around a lot.
Think I should confess,
He's the best friend I've got.
We hang around together,
We watch each other's backs.
I call him "Terrible Lizard",
He calls me "Snack".

Keep writing.

Skip

HIDee Mz C-Note!

Prolly like a 2-Ton Truck...hee-hee! (Sorry..I'm STILL Not in anything resemblin' a Serious Mood.)

Lemmie go back & read it again & maybe I'll remember What I Had in Mind...

Big Thankful Hugs,
Stan

HIDee Mz C-Note!

Prolly like a 2-Ton TRUCK...hee-hee! (Sorry..I'm STILL Not in anything resemblin' a Serious Mood.)

Lemmie go back & read it again & maybe I'll remember What I Had in Mind...

Hmmm...It's Real Lite, Sunny-Stuff..Only Really "Catchy" Musical Line is the HOOK, where it's got a Descendin' Guitar kinda like in "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" Sorty Bum-Bum-Bum..Ba-Bum..BUM-BUM-BUM...BA..BA-DUM!
(I'd TRY Do-Re-Me's, but would Prolly Embarrass Myself, & I DON'T Embarrass Easily, lemmie tellya~!)

Ain't that Foreman ForeMIDABLE? (Wotta Grille, Wotta Grille!)
Gottga go Pop some Orville Reddinbacher stuff...all this Songwrasslin' works up An Appetite!

Big Thankful Hugs for Your Kind Visit & Words & Mindbogglin' Question, TOO! ;-)>
Stan

Your title whet my appetite and I was not disappointed by your lyric. It might be one of my favorite funny ones of yours (remembering fondly "DoubleBack Jack") While I appreciate the field of science, how on earth can they make that claim (perhaps they were out in the field alittle too long). Atleast it was steriod and antibiotic free if you could catch one and cook it. Hey now there's an idea - free range dinosaurs.

Very cute and enjoyable.

Best,
Lynn

HIDee Mz Lynn!

From what I read, it was No Small Feat...but the Scientists found a Bone Deposit where it had Just The Right Conditions that SOME (& a Very SMALL) Amount of DNA STILL Remained-intact. They hadda grind up a PILE of Bones to extract a Very Minute Quantity of What They Were After..but when it was Analyzed, VOILA..."Near-Chicken DNA~"

The Scary Thing is a REAL "Jurraissic Park" is NOW not just a Figment of Someone's Imagination...they're Borderline-"Clone-able!"

...Just Like Chickens...Gulp! I'd gladly Buy a Ticket...just wouldn't be in any rush to use The Men's Room..if ya remember That Poor Guy's Fate in Episode One, think it was?

Gotta Scoot..'nuther Grandfather Clock to fix tonight!

Thanks for Your Kind Words & Visit!
Big Hugs, Mz L!
Stan

Howdy Stan!

Jeez, I nearly peed! Hilarious!

Unca Chuck

HiDee Unkster!

Yeah, Ya Never KNOW when onea these "15-Minute-Throwayz" are gonna be a Hit!

(Holler if ya're Intyrested!)

Many Thanks for the Very Kind Visit & Words, Amigo!

Big Guy-Hug,
Stan (Finger-Lickin') Good