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I am challenging you to be creative and share it with the rest of us. Here is the scenario: You have been employed to do a work for hire. Your job is to write a short jingle for a nationally known company that sells a product or provides a service. Here are the rules:


(1) Jingle must be 1 - 2 lines (up to 4 lines if they are very brief). That's about all the time you get for a commercial tag.

(2) Pick any nationally known company.

(3) You pick the product or the service that the company provides.

(4) Must be original.

(5) Must be suitable for musical accompniment.

(6) Keep it suitable for all audiences.

I recommend that you put your copyright notice with it...just in case! Try to have a little fun with this as you use your creative skills in a way that perhaps you have not done previously. Just a reminder...there is a LOT of money to be made with commercial jingles! Okay...let's get going!

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Lifestyles Jingle 1
Copyright © Graham Henderson APRA 2007

Lifestyles are all different.
Let yours be safe and fun.
When you need protection
Put a Lifestyle on.

Spoken:
There’s nothing limp about condoms when you choose Lifestyles.

I sent this on to Lifestyles before posting it here.
That should give it even more protection I think
Graham

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(c)2007 Everett Adams

Dial up our number if you are wise

buy all your lumber and other supplies

from Kent, Kent building supplies

Spoken:our number is *** ****


Much easier than writing a song.

Everett


The more you taste the bitterness of defeat, the sweeter final victory will be

May the flowers of love forever bloom in your garden of life

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You know me Alan, I love a challenge! Here's one to get started....I might be back with more.


For answers to your questions concerning the muse,
The Just Plain Folks website is the link you want to choose!

Spoken: http://www.jpfolks.com

(c)2007 Lynn Orloff

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My Music at Soundclick
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~call it a blessing or call it a curse, but I see all of life in verse~

Always open to collaborations smile

God Bless Our Military!!!
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No need to worry,
No need to stress,
We'll get it there on time,
We're Federal Express!


Spoken: It's what we do!

(c)2007 Lynn Orloff



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My Music at Soundclick
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~call it a blessing or call it a curse, but I see all of life in verse~

Always open to collaborations smile

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We're still at number one,
For healthy teeth and gums.

Spoken: Crest, still the best

(c)2007 Lynn Orloff


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~call it a blessing or call it a curse, but I see all of life in verse~

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Alan, see what you started, I can't stop myself


However you partake,
With jelly or without,
For peanutbutter that's peanutbetter,
Don't leave the SKIPPY out!

Spoken after someone bites into sandwich: "Ummmm, this is Skippylicious!"

(c)2007 Lynn Orloff

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My Music at Soundclick
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~call it a blessing or call it a curse, but I see all of life in verse~

Always open to collaborations smile

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"This Ford Is For Real"
© 2001 Daubert & Holcombe Music

Here is my love, you know it's real, now you can have it
Here's is my heart, carry it close, don't ever go without it

This Ford is for real I know it,
With all the designs to show it
This Ford is for real I know it, ahhhhhh
(All over the world it shows it): for the last chorus.

end.

I know, the "it"'s. But we have the 60 second demo, (with just the chorus in spots, to allow talk over music), and "it" sounds good with all the its. IT really does! We combined a love song and the love for cars. We also have a version with the verses.

I'll email the MP3 anyone wanting to hear IT.
Thanks,
John


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I have a couple of others on my site, but here's one for ya.
Hope ya like it, I was just experimenting.

Sunshine Carwash
© words and music by C Stewart/C. Lanier (Feb 08, 2005)


Make the world prettier
By keeping your car clean
Come to Sunshine Carwash
You'll see what we mean

Sunshine Carwash
Make the world prettier
Sunshine Carwash
Ooh,ooooohhhhh

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Oh Baby ! Come to CD Baby
Folks are nice , you'll love the price
We'll get your stuff out there
for just a little slice...


fun one Alan,
Pete smile


Here we are wracking our brains today
to write lyrics that rhyme
and if we succeed, they'll end up in time
as tommorrow's cliche's...
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we can lay on a hurtin' and draw down the curtain...
the time will come for certain, just call us halliburton!

rock on,
r.

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nice'n easy jingle
©1/16/07, Linda Anthony

make your color plans pleasing and breezy
nothing like it "nice'n easy"





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In a time of universal deceit, speaking truth is a revolutionary act", George Orwell

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if your parents are on your last nerve
and your ex wife didn't get what she deserves
no man to teach them a lesson
get yourself a brand new Smith and Wesson..

-there had to be one....

-steve


"sing along little hotties in those wet t-shirts" -Tricia "angel" Baker


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oh gosh how about this?? (sorry to double post)

when there is only one way there
or only one way out
drive JEEP,
cause there's only one

-steve


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When the empty plate before me
leaves me fuller than belief sick
You don't have to pull my finger
I just use Bean-o for relief grin

I'm so sorry. It's not really my fault, my muse has a warped sense of humor...

wink Tink


The Artist formerly known as TINK ;\)

I write so I can breathe...

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Okay, I'll try to be a little more serious now...

When getting there is half the fun
Amtrak Railways is the one


The Artist formerly known as TINK ;\)

I write so I can breathe...

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Here's mine,

When things are falling faster than Niagra,
Get yourself a lift, pick up Viagra.

I know it's bad.
Rick

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WARNING!! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, READ NO FURTHER. This may only be suitable for XM radio
In answer to Rick's:

When you think Viagra's the answer
Take a moment just to ask her
She may say, "It's not you, honey
Do me a favor and save your money
I don't want to make you feel bad
But baby, I'm the best sex I ever had"

Spoken: "Adult Emporium, just off Route 6 in the building with all the windows blacked out. Female toys are in the back."

(I really am sorry. I don't know what's gotten into me. grin I promise, I'm finished. blush )
wink Tink



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I write so I can breathe...

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Answer to Cindy:
"When your hubby don't live up to expectations,
Come and catch a buzz at Good Vibrations"

Sorry Alan this may get way out of hand
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My 5-year-old son already wrote one for his favorite restaurant. It goes like this (please imagine the dynamic change):

N O O D L E S!!!
and companay-hey-hey

Copyright 2006 Ethan Leiter-Weintraub

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Hey Folks,

Will get to this thread real soon to give everyone an answer. Have had a lot going on recently. I even have 2 songs partially written that I haven't been able to get back to. Really...I'm not ignoring you! It just seems like it!

Alan

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Sideman started somethin' new
Bit off more than he can chew

LOL sorry. The devil made me do it


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poptodd! that's so cool! compan ay hey hey! companies should listen to our children because as the saying goes "out of the mouths of babes"...they see it like it is so much!

and I just know sideman will be back
i wonder who first he'll attack?

that's conversational up this way! ayup!


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Advice is just a click away so click on JPFolks today
We make the music business better because "We're all in this together"

(spoken over bed)
(announcer) JPFolks.com (chorus of voices) click and join us
(announcer, slightly more emphatic) JPFolks.com (chorus of voices) We're all in this together (laughter and cheers)



I chose not to say, "Just Plain Folks" because I wanted people to come away from the experience remembering "JPFolks.com" and "We're all in this together." Adding one more materially important phrase would start to distract, so this shows the address and the message.

All the Best,
Mike


You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash

It's only music.
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Hey Mike,

Watch out there mate, you're geting very close to making JPF a namby pamby corporation complete with jingles smile Ick !....hostile takeover? ....what hostile takeover !

cheers, niteshift

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"When the empty plate before me
leaves me fuller than belief
You don't have to pull my finger
I just use Bean-o for relief

I'm so sorry. It's not really my fault, my muse has a warped sense of humor...

Tink
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I love your tagline for this post:

"I write so I can breathe..."

yuck!

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When it'e been too long since you've gone
Let me give you the scoop...
Ex-Lax...
It makes you poop!

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Todd,

I see you are writing again!!! grin

Bree


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I write because I breathe, I breathe because I write. ~ Me

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Graham,

A nicely protected jingle. Thanks for starting us with this. Good job. Who knows, they may want you to model their product for them!

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Everett,

Simple and to the point. This message certainly can't be misconstrued. Thanks for the reply!

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Lynn,

Hey...all 4 of these a good! Post as many as you like! Good job on all.

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John,

Very nicely and professionally done! I'd love to hear it. You can eitrher email it or send my PM. Thanks for the input!

Alan

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Calvin,

This one cleans up real nicely! Will I get a special deal at Sunshine if I tell them you sent me? I have 3 cars! Thanks.

Alan

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Really nice, Pete! In fact, as soon as my CD is finished...probably late this year...I will be going to CD Baby. I'll tell 'em you sent me!

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Richard,

Hey...a nice jingle with an edge! But, somehow, I feel that you shouldn't wait up too late, expecting them to call you to cut this one! Just a guess...but what do I know.

Alan

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If they have a super size range, I could do that for them Alan.
Graham AKA Big G.

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come on over
the game's coming on
time to order
Papa Johns !

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If your feeling frustrated and sad
about your garden woes
come down to true value
and get yourself a hoe
Can you dig it???

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Linda,

So much said in so few words. Looks real good to me!

Alan

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Steve,

Of course there had to be one..and of course it was by you! Here's my somewhat different take on your theme:

So ya think this high tech talk is new
Well, let me give ya a lesson
The first to suggest point and click
Were the folks at Smith and Wesson
(c) Alan D. David 2007

Does that work?

Alan

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Well, well, TINK!

Quite an array of offerings here! And yes, your muse is smoking or drinking something that I doubt I am familiar with! (I know Grammar Police...with which I am familiar. Sheesh!).

I promise not to pull your finger. But, I will ride that Amtrack to your toy store! BTW, are batteries included?

Reminded me of a fabulous joke..but I am going to leave it alone. I sometimes entertain the thought that I have a small amount of respect her at JPF...I'd hate to see it go down the drain!

Nice offerings, Cindy...one and all!

Alan

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Rick,

Not too long ago I posted a song called "When Viagra Falls". Ya might want to take a look sometime...I think you'd enjoy it! Thanks for dropping in with this one...I appreciate it!

Alan

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Rick and Cindy...

Very naughty...but really funny!

Alan

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Todd,

they had a NOODLES reataurant not from my house, but it went out of business in less than 6 months. Hope the one near your place is still open so Ethan can enjoy himself. tell him I said thanks...he did a great job!

Alan

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Graham...

I'm gonna take you at your word on your reply!

Alan

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Will be back tomorrow to try to reply to everyone else. Appreciate all the good jingles! You guys and gals are VERY creative!!!!

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If yer tall and skinny,
Or short and plump,
We've got the place
To take a dump.
Don't hold your breath,
Or plug yer nose
We sanitize with
Eau de Rose
If its "To be, or not"
Please take the time
And rent
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The
Spot
Rent a Johnny On The Spot

Best I could do on such short notice...

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Have you had your spot of tea today,
I ask you ladies and gents,
Enjoy the flavor of Tetley,
While getting (your)antioxidents.

Spoken: Tetley Tea, good flavor and good for you!

(c)2007 Lynn Orloff




My Music at Soundclick
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_music.cfm?bandID=788266

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Quote
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(I really am sorry. I don't know what's gotten into me. grin I promise, I'm finished. blush )
wink Tink



Yeah, you might not know, but the rest of us have an idea!

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Tony,

Nicely done. To the point and says it all! I like Papa Johns, but my wife won't eat it. She insists on Pizza Hut or Dominoes!. Thanks!

Alan

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