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Taco Bell Blues
(verse one) I woke up this mornin' A feelin' faint My stomach was hurtin' It was somethin' I ate A roar and a thunder Came out of the sheets A late night snack Nothin' more than a treat I ran to the bathroom Squeezin' my buns Let me tell you friends It ain't no fun
(Chorus) I've got the Taco Bell blues Oh Lordy, that place is like a cruise I had the runs all the way to the border After I ate my order
(verse two) I reach for the paper But I can't see the roll I'm fallin' in This watery hole My judgement's impaired Because of my meal I hope that my butt Will stop and heal It's machine guns blastin' The water below It's like a whale That's startin' to blow
(chorus) I've got the Taco Bell blues Oh Lordy, that place gives me the ooze Next time a burger will be fine That kind of food puts me in a bind
(Bridge) I reach for the plunger And fix this mess When all of a sudden I'm straining less I wipe off my brow And check my heart It's beatin' so hard It's off the chart
(chorus) I've got the Taco Bell blues Oh Lordy, it's got me like the flu Next time ice cream will be fine Cold and creamy, vanilla would be kind
copyright 2003 by Jim Martin
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Now I saw this or one about taco bells recently is this posted o Forum ! Jim. That's the only other lyrics forum I go to. Enjoyed the romp. metred along good. ------------------ http://www.soundclick.com/bands/2/grahamhendersonmusic.htm
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