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#294424 - 11/24/02 10:34 PM "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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Gimmie a Woman with Lots of Botox
Gimmie a Woman who NEVER Frowns!
Gimmie a Woman with Lots of Botox
She Be FUN to ALWAYS...Have A-Round!

Gimmie a Woman with Lots of Botox
She NEVER Gets CROWSFEET/
She NEVER Look OLD!
Gimmie a Woman with Lots of Botox
Always..BIG WARM SMILE..Things NEVER Get
Get COLD!

(BRIDGE)
I WON'T MISS..Her FROWNS or WRINKLES
I WON'T MISS..Those DEEP SCOWL LINES
A Woman ALL-SUNSHINE..EYES That TWINKLE!
Her AGE'll be The LAST THING..On MY MIND!

Gimmie a Woman with Lots of Botox
Woman who Take It EASY..ON My Eyes
Gimmie a Woman with LOTS of Botox
IF She ALWAYS SMILIN'..That's ALWAYS NICE!

(TAG)
IF She's ALWAYS SMILIN'..
THAT'LL Be NICE!

(C) 2002 by Stan Good, BMI
All Rights Reserved.

#294425 - 11/24/02 10:54 PM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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You want a woman like that...all you gotta do is order a blow-up doll from sextoys.com, lol. Or get a mannequin from a Victoria's Secret store. Chicks (and guys) with botox injections are awfully scary looking. Actually, this is pretty funny...it's a nice novelty lyric...almost reads like a parody (of what song, I don't know). But anyway, nice interesting writing as always. You're always on the cusp of popular culture, lol.

Corey

#294426 - 11/24/02 11:12 PM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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HIya Corey!

I wrote this'n' to the Head Melody for "I GOT THE CURE (For YOUR COLD SHOULDER)" which I wrote about a Year Ago, I believe. So, yep, should "sound" a Bit Familiar.

It IS a Parody, of sorts, of cuss!
I'm hearin' this'n done to a Reggae Track..hafta warm up my Fake Jamaican Accent again..heh-heh!

TOTALLY Agree witcha...Botox Folk ARE in a Zombie-like State, Facial Muscle-Wise.
Just HAD to Explore The Possibilities...and have a Little Evil Fun in The Process! (Obviously, the Results AIN'T "All Bad"...heh! Whee!)

Thanks for the Kind Words, Amigo!
(Can't WAIT for the Gals' "Reply Songs" to This'n!) ;-)>
Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

#294427 - 11/25/02 12:57 AM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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Only you could write such a lyric...LOL. This is a fun novelty song...you're pretty good with those; this should fit in nicely with all the others!

#294428 - 11/25/02 06:01 AM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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Thankee, Blakester!

Dunno WHY I'm Real Fond of this one, but it DOES Bring a Knowin' Chuckle or Two, don't it? ;-)>

The Wonderment of it all is, I write an In-Depth "Probe of the Known Universe" Song and it gets ignored, while I pen a Superficial Wockety-Wocker and EVABODY comments on it.

But, heckfire, one of the Prime Missions of us Songwriters is to Give the Folks what they like Often Enuf to make a decent living from it. ;-)>

Waal, gotta scoot Off to Webster in 44 Degree Weather this AM....too cold to take a Parrot along today...hope The Muse is ridin' Shotgun, heh-heh!

Thanks for the Kind Words,
Big Guy-Hug, Amigo!
Stan

#294429 - 11/25/02 10:38 AM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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Oh, that's what you need, Big Guy.

A woman void of expression and a deaf, dyslexic lip-reader. Just imagine all the different conversations they could have at the same time.

Sorry, the imagination started to run away with me. This is one of those that only you can write, and write well.

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#294430 - 11/25/02 10:56 AM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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Thank goodness i read the replies and found out what Botox was so didn't have to appear dumb by asking.
Yeah should be fun Surprised at the reggee target Stan. Would have though it was going country or skiffle.
REgards.
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#294431 - 11/25/02 11:58 AM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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Hey {{{STAN}}},

You know I love ya, right? Okay, then don't take this to heart, but I really don't care for this lyric at all. Just when a thirty-something gal like myself begins to come to terms with those lil "underlines to a laugh" on my face, just when I believe with age not only does wisdom come, but a renewed sense of confidence in my own "original" skin, just when I decide it's okay to have a birthday this year and not worry about being one more year closer to forty.... I read a lyric about how men (or at least one man) prefers the smooth, taught skin of a younger appearing woman...{sniffle}.

'Course, on the other hand, I can always hope there's some nasty side effect from Botox they ain't identified yet, like a hideous bacterial infection that begins eating away at the flesh. [Linked Image]

But, I still love ya!!!
{{{BIG HUGS}}}
[Linked Image] Tink


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#294432 - 11/25/02 05:01 PM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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Hey, Stan, I'll toss Tink a tissue for ya! I just opened a fresh box myself 'cause I just turned 40 ::cough cough:: a week ago. While I took this as a hoot, I'll be the first to echo Tink's wonderings about the all-to-many possible nasty side affects of folks searching for wrinkleless skin! If you're going to sing it, make it FUN!

#294433 - 11/25/02 07:51 PM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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HIdee Brother Dawg!

Yep, I penned This'n' with Several Wives in Mind...heh-heh......;-)>

There is TRULY a Side Of Me that YEARNS for a SMILING, NON-Opinionated VERY Supportive Wife (Never CARE HOW Old She Be)...yet there is, yeah, the Accepting-of-REALITY Side that says YEAH, Maybe it IS Better She can Occasionally SCOWL and Form Her OWN Opinions (on Evathing) from Time-to-Eternal Time.

This prolly IS a Testosterone-laced Cheap Shot at Age-Conscious Feminitity...blame it on Shania's "GONNA GETCHA" Overload, eh?

HOPE NashvilLady letcha Like this'n, Amigo! ;-)>

Big Guy-Hugs,
Stan

#294434 - 11/25/02 07:59 PM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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HIDee {{{{Tinky}}}}...

Hey, this IS Tongue-in-Cheek makin' FUN of Grouchy Older Women....Honest!!!

SO you have NOTHIN' to Sniffle AT unless the "B" word Applies....heh!

And in Your Case, It Certainly DOESN'T.

(& Yeah, I AM expectin' a Gal-Penned Rebuttal Song, so get Crackin'...{Dayum, WRONG Choice of Word, warn't it?}) ;-)>

Appreciative Thanks for the Feedback &
A Big Apologetic {{{{{Tink}}}} Hug,
Stan

[This message has been edited by TampaStan (edited 11-25-2002).]

#294435 - 11/25/02 08:09 PM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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Whoop...Sorry Big G, got sorty Distracted when I got {{{Tink}}} all-Flustered!

Yep, I figure Reggae WON'T Make the Singer sound like a Dumb Redneck...heh!

This is REALLY a Message to QUITCHERBITCHIN' LADIES...{WHATEVER your AGE}

There, I've Said It.

(Dumber Words have fallen on Deafer Ears.)

Now...to await Further Fallout!

Thanks for the kind words!
Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

#294436 - 11/25/02 08:27 PM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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OK, Teri, lemmie also add this wasn't aimed at YOU either. (AM Dyin' for La Femme to hear it...heh!) (Don't get me started...been a LONG Monday/Gonna write Jus' One MORE Mean-Spirited {Yet Funny} One titled "TAKE OVER THE PAYMENTS" and I PROMISE I'll be Back To Whatever Passes for "Normal", OK?) ;-)>

Hey, with "Sebastian The Stone Crab" Vocals this Lyric SHOULD be Laughable by BOTH Sexes. You KNOW I basically LOVE Gals...they make this Dry Ol' Planet pretty Inhabitable. Pretty Regularly, too. (If it was ALL Guys, we'd have nothin' but WARS around here!)

Real Glad YOU Found it to be a HOOT...'cuz THAT's what I REALLY Wanna Hear! Major THANKS!!!
& a Big Appreciative Hug, Nice Lady!
Stan

#294437 - 11/25/02 08:54 PM Re: "GIMMIE A WOMAN (WITH LOTS OF BOTOX!)"  
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P.S. To {{{Tink}}}}

I think one of the Biggest Attractions for THIS Older Guy IS An "Expressive Gal." THEY ARE just the OPPOSITE of a Sterotypical "Airhead"....

Gals who try Botox pretty much LOSE that Expressiveness, just for the sake of (Temporarily) lookin' Younger. When the Wrinkles RETURN, as they invariably DO, by then they're pretty much Expressionless Zombies.

As my First Grade Teacher allus used to say: "Laugh and the World laughs with you;
Frown and you get a Wrinkle on your brow."

Big Nitey-Nite {{{{Tink Hug!}}}}
Gotta Snooze,
Stan


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