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#1170102 - 10/18/20 06:41 PM Beer View Mirror  
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https://soundcloud.com/wabash-cannibal/beer-view-mirror-21113_01


Beer View Mirror © 2012 Cameron Earnshaw/Robert George SESAC/BMI

Yeah, pull me another beer, Barkeep
I’ll call a ride tonight so take these here car keys
Hold on now…you’re talkin’ too fast
What’s that you’re tryin’ to ask
How’d my dinner date go
With my new girlfriend Brianna’s folks
I thought it went purdy good
For a guy raised in the Georgia woods
With cousins all over the south
From Brownsville up to Roanoke
Sure, I talk with a lazy southern drawl
But it ain’t like I’m some hick Neanderthal

Told ‘em that I almost did some time
Fer some drunken barroom brawlin’
Though I’ve never had imported wine
Once I smoked some stuff that’s Guatemalan

YEAH, the more I chug
The better I look
And it’s quite a catch
Their daughter has hooked
I love how the view
Seems so much clearer
When I’m lookin’ through
A beer view mirror


Muscle Shoals sure ain’t Martha’s Vineyard
And Streisand sure as hell ain’t Lynyrd Synyrd
But so what if she’s a Boston girl
And we come from diff’rent worlds
Hell, Barkeep…you know me
I’m nuthin’ if not cultured, smooth n suave
I showed up in a Molly Hatchet shirt
Brianna wore a tailored blouse n skirt
That was matching magenta, pink and mauve
And when her daddy said he went to Yale
I said my daddy got his GED in jail

And it ain’t like my cuisine’s low rent
I like drive-thru n diner take-out
So I blamed it on my southern accent
When I mispronounced “angus” at that fancy steakhouse

BUT the more I chug
The better I look
And it’s quite a catch
Their daughter has hooked
I love how the view
Seems so much clearer
When I’m lookin’ through
A beer view mirror

YEAH, the more I chug
The better I look
And it’s quite a catch
Their daughter has hooked
I love how the view
Seems so much clearer
When I’m lookin’ through
A beer view mirror


I’m crazy n cute
I’m tall dark n handsome
I got these pleather boots
At a Wal-Mart in Branson…
[i][/i]


Nashville demos etc:

https://www.soundclick.com/bands3/default.cfm?bandID=431939

other demos:

https://soundcloud.com/wabash-cannibal

Amazon Kindle books by Robert George you may enjoy:

1) Americana

2) Teenage Graceland

3) The Will to Be

4) Fort Mystery

5) Wheel Sea

6) My One True Love
#1170105 - 10/18/20 11:39 PM Re: Beer View Mirror [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Fiji
Hey Couch,

Perfect. A great story well told.

If anything I would like to hear b/v,s to emphasis the hook.

Nice work,

cheers, niteshift

#1170172 - 10/21/20 01:32 PM Re: Beer View Mirror [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Thanks niteshift.

I just hope this'd be something someone'd crank while drinking an ice cold Bud. smile


Nashville demos etc:

https://www.soundclick.com/bands3/default.cfm?bandID=431939

other demos:

https://soundcloud.com/wabash-cannibal

Amazon Kindle books by Robert George you may enjoy:

1) Americana

2) Teenage Graceland

3) The Will to Be

4) Fort Mystery

5) Wheel Sea

6) My One True Love
#1170175 - 10/21/20 02:31 PM Re: Beer View Mirror [Re: couchgrouch]  
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N.E. of Toronto
Good stuff. Incorrigible comes to mind. grin Who else would try to insert anus in a song? A for heifer-t!
Stay sick Rob!
-Mike


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=170948

I think what makes satan so attractive to others is
that he tastes like chocolate...
....and he played real drums
#1170774 - 11/07/20 11:40 PM Re: Beer View Mirror [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Thanks, Mike. smile


Nashville demos etc:

https://www.soundclick.com/bands3/default.cfm?bandID=431939

other demos:

https://soundcloud.com/wabash-cannibal

Amazon Kindle books by Robert George you may enjoy:

1) Americana

2) Teenage Graceland

3) The Will to Be

4) Fort Mystery

5) Wheel Sea

6) My One True Love

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