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Mutlu
by Gary E. Andrews - 04/15/24 07:08 PM
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Joined: Jul 2017
Posts: 1,124 Likes: 15
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Drink whiskey the rest of the day,
Verse
My motor no longer runs smoothly.
My gears grind when I move.
My mechanic says he can’t fix it.
This will make you feel new.
Chorus
Pop a couple of Tylenol
Drink whiskey the rest of the day.
Gulp a bottle of Geritol.
Drink whiskey the rest of the day.
Verse
I find that I move a bit better
If I hurt I won’t care.
So long as it starts keep it rolling.
Ignore the wear and tear.
Chorus
Pop a couple of Tylenol
Drink whiskey the rest of the day.
Gulp a bottle of Geritol.
Drink whiskey the rest of the day.
Verse
The muffler has started to backfire.
The tires are almost bald.
I need a push to get jump started.
Call my pal alcohol.
Bridge
Doc says you need to park it.
Take pills and go to bed.
I tell him where to stick it.
Tell him I ain’t dead yet.
Verse
My motor no longer runs smoothly.
My gears grind when I move.
My mechanic says he can’t fix it.
This will make you feel new.
Chorus
Pop a couple of Tylenol
Drink whiskey the rest of the day.
Gulp a bottle of Geritol.
Drink whiskey the rest of the day.
Ckiphen
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