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#1169532 - 09/24/20 01:20 PM An even worser Thanksgiving  
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An even Worser Thanksgiving

Sasha used to enjoy thanksgivings. She didn’t even mind sitting at the kids table. This years dinner was at aunt Kimberly’s house. There was an adults table and a kids table just like all the other thanksgivings. But this dinner was different.

When it was time to sit down for dinner, Aunt Kimberly told her “Sasha, this year you get to sit at the adults table. You can have your uncle Tucker’s spot and he will sit at the kids table”.

Sasha was delighted. She had always wanted to sit at the adults table, and for this dinner the only other kid would be Ben. Ben was very meek and shy. He never talked, you were lucky to get a yes or no answer from him. With no other kids showing up, it would have been really boring.

She sat down with the adults, and even though she wasn’t allowed to speak, she enjoyed listening to the adult conversation. She might not have given a second thought to the kids table except that Aunt Kimberly kept looking nervously over at the kids table.

Sasha looked over a few times and didn’t think much of it until the she realized uncle Tucker was keeping both hands below the table . Ben’s hands were below the table too and Ben was looking kind of upset.

She tried to tell the adults that something was going on. They told her not to interrupt. She kept looking at the kids table and how upset Ben was. She tried several times to get an adult to see what was going on at the kids table but she couldn’t. They just ignored here. She pounded on the table and pointed at the kids table and said “There’s something wrong over..”, the adults cut her off. Her parents warned her to keep quiet or they would take her right home and she would be in big trouble.

Sasha tried to keep quiet and ignore the kids table, but was not able to. She looked over again and saw uncle Tucker looking strangely at Ben, and their hands were still below the table. Ben looked scared and there were tears in his eyes.

Sasha stood up and pointed at the kids table and shouted “There’s something go…” She was shushed by several adults and he father moved to grab her arm. She swept her arm away,and knocked the turkey onto the floor. Several adults including her father swore at her.

In the following seconds, several things happened in this approximate order.
Several adults forlornly watched the turkey as it rolled over towards the kids table.
Uncle Tucker let go of Ben’s hands and seemed to be doing something frantically below the table.
Ben broke free, leaped up and bolted away from the kids table, knocking it over.
Several adults gasped as they could now see Uncle Tucker desperately trying to tuck his penis back into his pants.
Ben's dad grabbed the carving fork off the platter as he stood up.

The next few minutes can best be described by comments made much later.
That if Ben's dad or Uncle tucker had ever moved half that fast when they played college football together, they both would have gone pro.
That they wished Ben’s dad had grabbed the carving knife instead of the carving fork.
That it was amazing Ben’s dad hit such a small target on the move.
That uncle tucker wasn’t a fast enough tucker. He didn’t tuck fast enough.
That Tucker was a dirty mother Tucker and will hopefully get tucked hard and often by his cell mate.

In the months that followed,
no one visited Uncle Tucker except for Aunt Kimberly.
She continued to defend him and insist what they had all seen was not really what it seemed like.
Several attendees fell into the habit of using Tuck, Tucker, Tucking as the substitute variations of the F-word. There were no more giant thanksgivings after that.

Proudboys goeth before the fall.
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#1169536 - 09/25/20 12:38 AM Re: An even worser Thanksgiving [Re: Moosesong]  
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Well done. It is truly rough subject that children of today are told more about and allowed to open their mouths about much more than they ever were. I hate pedophiles and now some politicians are lobbying to make a disease so they can slap the offenders on the wrist instead of castrating them.

Have a goodun,

John W. Selleck BMI Songwriter
A day without learning is a day lost forever.

https://www.soundclick.com/artist/default.cfm?bandID=1468958 For Selleck/Kay co-writes
#1169673 - 09/28/20 11:35 PM Re: An even worser Thanksgiving [Re: Moosesong]  
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Thank you for the read John.

In my angry moments, I am right there with you. Castration. Problem solved..

Even in my most liberal moments, it should be lifetime imprisonment, no parole, not ever.. even if its a disease or defective brain, its not curable and its unthinkable to ever ever let them out.

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