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#1159942 - 12/23/19 11:11 AM All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go  
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Just something to get us all in the Christmas spirit smile.

I like Christmas, but get a bit tired of all the generic, sugary-sweet music that is recycled every year, so I set out to write the antidote to all that sweetness. I just didn't have it in me to sustain the misanthropy all the way through though, and the song ended up less cynical than it started out. Curse that Christmas spirit!

Listen on Soundcloud

#1159944 - 12/23/19 11:25 AM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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Eh,
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH. Spike Jones.


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#1160012 - 12/25/19 10:20 PM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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I always reserve a secret, guilty pleasure when I hear this one Gav! I definitely got my Christmas wish lol.... smile

#1160028 - 12/25/19 11:57 PM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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Hi Gavin,
It all works very well for me. The sentiment reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM


Have a goodun,

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#1160030 - 12/26/19 12:20 AM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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An antidote for Christmas songs is a great idea now how about a follow up for funerals, that I could really dig
Merry Christmas etc
John


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#1160038 - 12/26/19 08:14 AM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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Hello Gavin,


Christmas fun, well done.


Calvin



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#1160047 - 12/26/19 03:09 PM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: JAPOV]  
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Originally Posted by JAPOV
I always reserve a secret, guilty pleasure when I hear this one Gav! I definitely got my Christmas wish lol.... smile

It's an honor to be your guilty pleasure, Tony LOL.

#1160054 - 12/26/19 05:53 PM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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Keeping it real.

Enjoyed it Gavin.

#1160058 - 12/26/19 10:41 PM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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Now that's entertainment.

Loved the tit 4 tat between the couple.

Well done

#1160061 - 12/27/19 01:00 AM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: John W. Selleck]  
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Originally Posted by John W. Selleck
Hi Gavin,
It all works very well for me. The sentiment reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM

Thanks for listening, John. I checked out that Youtube link - very funny smile

#1160066 - 12/27/19 07:11 AM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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A good old seasonal haha.
Thanks Gavin.

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#1160070 - 12/27/19 11:56 AM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Travis david]  
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Originally Posted by Travis david
An antidote for Christmas songs is a great idea now how about a follow up for funerals, that I could really dig
Merry Christmas etc
John

Thanks John. Not so sure about one for funerals, although a few ideas did just float into my brain smile

#1160080 - 12/27/19 01:34 PM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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Lol...I can never get enough of stuff! nice job Gavin, I can tell you I enjoyed the listen...cuss I did! Lane


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#1160094 - 12/27/19 02:33 PM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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Thanks Calvin, Martin and Nelson for listening and commenting. Glad you enjoyed it.

#1160122 - 12/29/19 12:00 AM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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Thanks, Vic and Lane. Glad you enjoyed it.

#1160135 - 12/29/19 01:23 PM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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Ah, 'tis becoming a Christmas Classic!
I finished with a rousing and heartfelt "Auld Lang Syne"!
Ye've made Christmas a mite merrier!


There will always be another song to be written. Someone will write it. Why not you? www.garyeandrews.com
#1160137 - 12/29/19 05:02 PM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gary E. Andrews]  
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Originally Posted by Gary E. Andrews
Ah, 'tis becoming a Christmas Classic!
I finished with a rousing and heartfelt "Auld Lang Syne"!
Ye've made Christmas a mite merrier!

A couple of days early for Auld Lang Syne, Gary smile Glad you enjoyed it.

#1160166 - 12/31/19 09:28 PM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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haha - what a great title.
Some great lines and rhymes here Gavin.
... and the dog came back smile
this is right up my funny street.
Hope you had a merry one anyway smile

Paul

#1160180 - 01/01/20 07:43 PM Re: All I Want For Christmas (Is Your Fat Ass To Be Go [Re: Gavin Sinclair]  
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Thanks for the kind words, Paul. Glad it tickled your funny bone. And yes, I couldn't end it without the dog coming back smile


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