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#1157006 - 09/27/19 11:14 AM I Don't Want to Be Accused of a...  
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...Mafia-style-shakedown, but I need a favor.

I'll soon be releasing my new book on Kindle (Couchgrouch Year One, co-written with Frank Miller), and here's my hurdle:

Quite a few JPFers have links to their sites embedded in all their posts at the bottom. How do you do that? I'd like to have links to all my books, Soundclick and SoundCloud in mine.

Bear in mind, I'm a tech dum-dum so if you try to explain it to me, pretend you're explaining it to your cat.

Gotta run...in addition to coordinating Harry and Meghan's tweets, I've been hired by Trump to put a horse's head in the Ukraine president's bed.


Ps...that was a fake book. My real one has a different title. smile


Nashville demos etc:

https://www.soundclick.com/bands3/default.cfm?bandID=431939

other demos:

https://soundcloud.com/wabash-cannibal

Amazon Kindle books by Robert George you may enjoy:

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#1157010 - 09/27/19 11:38 AM Re: I Don't Want to Be Accused of a... [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Click on My Stuff at the top of the page, select Your Profile and then just copy and paste the links into the signature field there.

#1157011 - 09/27/19 11:41 AM Re: I Don't Want to Be Accused of a... [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Thanks Gavin. Next time I get to a pc, I'll give it a go.


Nashville demos etc:

https://www.soundclick.com/bands3/default.cfm?bandID=431939

other demos:

https://soundcloud.com/wabash-cannibal

Amazon Kindle books by Robert George you may enjoy:

1) Americana

2) Teenage Graceland

3) The Will to Be

4) Fort Mystery

5) Wheel Sea

6) My One True Love
#1157103 - 09/30/19 10:01 AM Re: I Don't Want to Be Accused of a... [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Now that you've gone this far, you may as well add a link under each book title so people can click and find. Very few people do the work of finding the title, especially if you don't either.

If you want to get real fancy, you can also make each book title an actual link to each book. Here's how you do it, but you have to be smart enough to open two tabs on your browser:

-Using the Full Editor in JPF, right where you typed "Americana", instead click the Insert Link button. It looks like a little blue globe on a paper clip.

-Up pops a box that says: "Enter the URL of your link" and this is where you need to open another tab, go to your Amazon kindle link, and copy that link. It looks like this: https://www.amazon.com/Americana-Robert-George-ebook/dp/B00E9K23OI

-Paste that link into the white box, press enter, and up pops one last box box that says: "Now enter a TITLE for this link"

-Type Americana

-And you get this: Americana

#1157113 - 09/30/19 02:04 PM Re: I Don't Want to Be Accused of a... [Re: couchgrouch]  
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"Gotta run...in addition to coordinating Harry and Meghan's tweets, I've been hired by Trump to put a horse's head in the Ukraine president's bed."

Thanks for the laugh Couch....


If writing ever becomes work I think I'm going to have to stop

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#1157164 - 10/01/19 11:57 AM Re: I Don't Want to Be Accused of a... [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Thanks John. smile

Mark, I'll give it a go before my book is released, hopefully this weekend. It's gonna be a trial. Tech makes me go all Mueller (that's not my pervue, I can't recall).

In related news, I just landed a cool gig at a Ukrainian software development firm, pulling down 50 grand a month.
First assignment...bamboo computers per Greta's command. Miami's going under!!!


Nashville demos etc:

https://www.soundclick.com/bands3/default.cfm?bandID=431939

other demos:

https://soundcloud.com/wabash-cannibal

Amazon Kindle books by Robert George you may enjoy:

1) Americana

2) Teenage Graceland

3) The Will to Be

4) Fort Mystery

5) Wheel Sea

6) My One True Love
#1157168 - 10/01/19 12:41 PM Re: I Don't Want to Be Accused of a... [Re: couchgrouch]  
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On that note...what a complete waste of that horse's head....we will need as many of them alive when we go back to horse and buggies...all automotive workers can be re deployed in keeping the streets clear of horse droppings


If writing ever becomes work I think I'm going to have to stop

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#1157169 - 10/01/19 12:49 PM Re: I Don't Want to Be Accused of a... [Re: couchgrouch]  
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We're working on car designs that outfit each vehicle with both solar panels and windmills, plus a canvas bag for the dead birds.


Nashville demos etc:

https://www.soundclick.com/bands3/default.cfm?bandID=431939

other demos:

https://soundcloud.com/wabash-cannibal

Amazon Kindle books by Robert George you may enjoy:

1) Americana

2) Teenage Graceland

3) The Will to Be

4) Fort Mystery

5) Wheel Sea

6) My One True Love
#1157170 - 10/01/19 12:57 PM Re: I Don't Want to Be Accused of a... [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Originally Posted by couchgrouch
Thanks John. smile



In related news, I just landed a cool gig at a Ukrainian software development firm, pulling down 50 grand a month.
First assignment...bamboo computers per Greta's command. Miami's going under!!!


Easily updating the old folk warhorse "Bamboo" that Peter, Paul, and Mary..and Harry Belafonte made famous:

You take a stick of bamboo
Another stick of bamboo
And another a stick of bamboo
Build a P C PC
Oh, oh..............
Oh, oh..............
GRETA!


Last edited by Michael Zaneski; 10/01/19 01:05 PM.

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