Unhappy Lives, Skinny Wives
Verse
Got bouncy boobies an ample booty.
You are candy for my eyes.
You’re twice the treasure, double the pleasure.
I pity those other guys.
Pre chorus
Got unhappy lives, skinny wives
Who don’t like pizza and beer.
Chorus
I come home to supper;
Get a hug and a kiss.
For dessert you bring me
Hours of heavenly bliss.
Verse
Honey you’re funny the light in my life.
You’re a joy to come home to.
Yes other guys have their skinny wives.
Get half the loving I do.
Pre chorus
Got unhappy lives, skinny wives
Who don’t like pizza and beer.
Chorus
I come home to supper;
Get a hug and a kiss.
For dessert you’re loving.
A night of heavenly bliss.
Bridge
We’re not busy counting calories.
We’re busy loving life.
Verse
Got bouncy boobies an ample booty.
You are candy for my eyes.
You’re twice the treasure, double the pleasure.
I pity those other guys.
Pre chorus
Got unhappy lives, skinny wives
Who don’t like pizza and beer.
Chorus
I come home to supper;
Get a hug and a kiss.
For dessert you bring me
Hours of heavenly bliss.