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by Gary E. Andrews - 04/15/24 07:08 PM
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After weaving my way through what looks like a bomb site littered with various spam relics I arrived here so far unscathed to post a song inspired by an old gig buddy of mine, Max Cole who, like myself a Welshman can't resist a cockney accent now and again. I hope some of you survived. Vic https://soundcloud.com/vic-arnold/thats-a-nasty-cough-youve-gotChorus. That's a nasty cough you've got sir That's a nasty cough you've got We'll wrap you up in an iron bed, 'cos if we don't you'll soon be dead and you can't say that we ain't said That's a nasty cough you've got. You were a famous fiddler You fiddled all your friends You fiddled with your violin and one day made it bend You fiddled with your mother's gin and fiddled just for fun You fiddled with what the cat brought in and now your fiddling's done Ch. There's a nasty smell on the landing It's coming from your door It wafts up through your ceiling and comes down through your floor It could be what your smoking or something gone to rot Get some Vick and rub it on quick That's a nasty cough you've got Ch. That's a nasty song you're singing That's a nasty song is that You're tone is much too piercing. You're pitch is rather flat You'll never get a penny in your old tin pot Those bells will soon be ringing That's a nasty cough you've got. Ch.
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Too many people around here sneezing and coughing. Dont know why they go out and get everybody else sick but they do.
Fun song, reminds me a bit of some of the St Patricks day bands i've seen over the years
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Fun song Vic, this place needs a little upbeat toe-tapping music!
steady-eddie.
Joke: (1st bloke with a quick upper class London accent.......2nd bloke with a much slower cockney accent)
1st man: "I say there old chap, were you in the boat when it turn't over?"
2nd man: "No, you silly arse....... I was in the water!" (amended per Vic)
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Now that's entertainment... and it arrived at exactly the right time, Vic... and Max by default! I'm guessing Brian is away from the shop... otherwise, our visiting Spammer would probably be wondering what hit him! (Maybe he/she will catch that Nasty Cough you guys are spreading around so enjoyably.)
Thanks for the fun song. Great job!
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Hi VIc, Totally entertaining. I really enjoyed THIS part................ You fiddled with your violin and one day made it bend Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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A little gruesome in spots...such as wondering what this means;
"There's a nasty smell on the landing It's coming from your door It wafts up through your ceiling and comes down through your floor"
Now that is "visuals." Loved that word, "wafts."
I really enjoyed your song Vic. Nice Job.
Martin
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Thanks, Fdemetrio. Interestingly, yesterday morning I woke up with a headache and a cough that got progressively worse through the day. Still with me this afternoon. I blame the guy who set the mikes up last Friday on open night. He looked how I feel now.
I had to grin over you comparing the cockney sound to Irish bands but I understand it has that same rhythm of the reel.
Vic
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Hi there Eddie. Haha! A bit of a mixture of cockney, American and aristocrat there. :-) A cockney would rarely say "old chap". That's more an "upper class" phrase. Also "silly ass" would be pronounced and written, "silly arse".
Thanks for the humour.
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Well I managed to wade through the spam again, Dave. Send in Brian and his posse. Hang 'em high.
Thanks for the support.
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Thanks Calvin. Yes, I like that line too.
Vic
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Thanks, Fdemetrio. Interestingly, yesterday morning I woke up with a headache and a cough that got progressively worse through the day. Still with me this afternoon. I blame the guy who set the mikes up last Friday on open night. He looked how I feel now.
I had to grin over you comparing the cockney sound to Irish bands but I understand it has that same rhythm of the reel.
Vic
I had alot of Irish music playing in my house at a young age. Cockney i thought was just an english accent. But it had that vibe of irish folk
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True Cockney is an East London accent. If you were born within the sound of Bow bells you are a true cockney. British accents and indeed language vary a lot. I find some, like from Newcastle and Glasgow, Scotland hard to understand. The tone I was going for is a British hit from the early '60's called "My old man's a dustman". (Garbage man in the US).
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Hi there Eddie. Haha! A bit of a mixture of cockney, American and aristocrat there. :-) A cockney would rarely say "old chap". That's more an "upper class" phrase. Also "silly ass" would be pronounced and written, "silly arse".
Thanks for the humour.
Vic My dad would frequently call me a silly ass. It was meant in the sense of a donkey. Arguably, I was also a silly arse, but that's not what he meant.
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Hi Gavin. My dad would often use the term "silly arse" but not in a nasty way. I still use it now.
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My apologies Martin. I seem to have missed you until now. Quite a creepy line that. Glad you enjoyed. Thank you.
Vic
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Very much in the Joe Brown, Chas and Dave groove Vic. Did you ever work with any of these cockney icons? A good pub song for Friday and Saturday night knees ups. Also reminded me of stuff they did on that show from the late 50s early 60s Star and Garter with Kathy Kirby and that jewish cockney comic who name escapes me . I recall him trying to chat me up in the early 80s when he had a junk/ antique stall on Burnley flea market lol John
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Some lines are just fun to sing for no apparent reason. "That's a nasty cough you've got sir" falls into that category."
Same goes for "We'll wrap you up in an iron bed." I have no idea why the bed has to be iron, but it just rolls off the tongue.
Great tune and production too. I enjoyed it!
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Hi Travis. Never did meet up with Chas and Dave but I think the comic you are thinking of is Ray Martine. I saw him work in a pub in Bethnal Green. Very funny in his day. Thanks for looking in.
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That's him Ray Martine Jokers Wild programe too.Nice guy camp as a row of tents.He settled in Blackpool
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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You hit it on the head Gavin. One of the lines to start another verse began "You drove through Kirby Muxloe". It didn't have anything going for it apart from the name of the place which brought a smile.
An iron bed is a reference to the old so called "iron lung".
Thanks for the comments.
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I did think of the iron lung when I heard it, but didn't think it could be that because that would be for someone who can't breathe at all and therefore can't cough. Excuse me while I polish my trophy from the International Pedants Association
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I enjoy the listen Vicarn. Love the lyric.
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Thanks again Gavin. The poor chap is heading in that direction. I did also wonder if "Vick" was in use across the pond.
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It's veering off-topic, Vic, but the reason I even know about iron lungs is because of my home town's claim to fame. If you scroll down the page at the link below, you can even see an iron lung in one of the photos. https://www.ourstate.com/the-miracle-of-hickory/
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Hi again Gavin. The reason I first came to hear about it was because my father suffered with chronic bronchitis from an early age and got pneumonia when I was a kid of about 8. I can remember them taking him away in an ambulance and days later my mother was talking to neighbours and said he was on an iron lung. My dad managed to struggle on to the age of 54 but I never heard him complain. He lived as much life as he could to the end.
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Thank you Irwin. Appreciated.
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Vic,
Now that was a fun listen—gets your foot thumpin’. Terrific lyrics and vocal—really catchy chorus. And that second verse—some brilliant lines in that one there. Enjoyed every little bit of this one! Great job!
My humble regards,
Deej
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Thank you Deej. We appreciate your encouraging comments. The guy who wrote it with me is 85. Not bad for an old un, eh?
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At the risk of "bumping" the song, just thought it worth a mention that it's going down well in live venues. Maybe I ought to find a few more like it.
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At the risk of "bumping" the song, just thought it worth a mention that it's going down well in live venues. Maybe I ought to find a few more like it.
Vic I think live venues are the only place you get genuine responses. I used to do a half cover half original gig with a buddy. We saw/heard plenty of responses. Ranging from the NO response at all, to the drunkin stares, to the "you guys are so good", to nearly getting hit by a dart. One time a dart whizzed right by my ear. The dart board was to the right of where we were playing. Also a near brouhaha by a drunk who kept stepping on my pedals. But for the few people who do listen, it is a good measuring stick. Even if it's a you guys suck, play skynard. But never really played in a big enough place to get a full gauge on it. But it beats online, which has become so homogenized It's good it was received well live
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At the risk of "bumping" the song, just thought it worth a mention that it's going down well in live venues. Maybe I ought to find a few more like it.
Vic There are singers whose tone and range enables them to sing a lot of things well. The more mortal of us who sing usually have a fairly narrow "sweet spot." A few years ago, I was covering a George Straight song and I noticed that it sounded better and was more reachable and control-able that anything else I sang. So I took a hard look at why and then started vocally shoe-horn-ing the songs that I wrote into a facsimile of that configuration. I'm nothing great at vocals, but I'm much improved over what I was, after realizing where my sweet spot (and limitations) are. This song may be in yours. It may be that it presents better for that reason.
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Vic, I would imagine that this song would go down really well live. When I heard it the first time, I imagined you singing it to a live audience. I think funny songs are always best sung live where the laughter is shared and enjoyed together.
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Hi again Fdemetrio. When I look back on those times I feel proud to have escaped almost unscathed. I did get cut just above the eye once through a casually thrown coin and had a narrow escape from a gangster night club owner. Apart from that it was as you described.
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Hi Martin. Actually, comedy songs are outside my comfort zone and I prefer the opposite but the accent helps.
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Hi Martin. Actually, comedy songs are outside my comfort zone and I prefer the opposite but the accent helps.
Vic I was coming at it more from vocal range and vocal tone. I thought that the sound of the song played to your natural strengths. Martin
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As usual..I love love it..had me at the very beginning of the music...great job Vic
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