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please listen..... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart


Donny Was Eaten
© words and music by C. Stewart ( August 21, 2018 )

He had a big old head
Weighed twenty five pounds
He would open his mouth
And fire off rounds

Donny was eaten by a giant bird
The bird produced a massive turd

The largest turd you've ever seen
Orange and brown and money green

And it didn't smell like roses
Didn't smell like Lillie's
Smelled like dirty politicians

Donny boy, who you been a kissin'
I said, Donny boy who you been a kissin'

Politicians
Drank their Folgers
They were all in awe
Someone should have measured
That big turd that they saw

But politicians
Hold their privates
Tightly in their hands
It's almost impossible
To know who's in command

Is anyone in command x 3
Anyone, Anyone, Anyone at all

He had a big old head
Weighed twenty five pounds
He would open his mouth
And fire off rounds

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LOL...crazy man

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Calvin

Poilitics aside... this is my favorite of yours.
The visuals are something special.


Martin

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Ditto....

----Dave

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Memorable Calvin.
Travis


We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Hello Neil,


Thanks a lot for taking the time to listen and comment !
Have a good evening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Calvin #1146651 12/01/18 05:52 AM
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Hi Martin,


Thanks for tuning in and the kind words.
Have a good weekend.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Hi Dave,


It's always nice to see you, T H AN K S for giving this the time of day :-)


Calvin


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Hello Travis,


Thanks a bunch, hope you're doing well.


Calvin


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That is one bigly turd! Lol! grin

Scott

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Hi Scott,


Always good to see you in here, thanks for listening.
Have a good day.


Calvin


http://ww.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Calvin,

Some great lines in here—really like the “anyone at all” bridge. Good stuff!

All the best,

Deej

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I always enjoy your "unusual" songs, Calvin, and I particularly liked this one. Only you could so skillfully work loud farting sounds into a song smile

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Calvin, you have a way with turds ... I mean words.
Entertaining band. Are they available for weddings?

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Electic tune with humour that sneaks in a scathing indictment of politicians.

I can't think of any other songs centered around "turd" so this is definitely original!

LOL,

TC


If it has strings I will find a way to play it!

You can hear my tunes at https://soundcloud.com/tc-gypsy
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Hello Deej,


Thanks a lot for taking a few minutes to listen & comment.


Calvin


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Hello Gavin,


Thank you for sitting through this crap, much appreciated :-)


Calvin


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Hi Vic,


Thanks for tuning in.

YES, the band is available for weddings..........C H E A P


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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OMG...well this is my first big laugh for the day so, thanks for that, Calvin. You hit a bull's eye with this one.

I wonder...would it be more visually effective with orange lyrics?

Ricki

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Hello TC,


Thanks for giving this one a few minutes of your day, much appreciated.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Hi Ricki,


Always nice to see you, THANKS a million for listening, glad it could put a smile on your face.
It's ORANGE now, we'll see..............


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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crazy You might want to wait a couple years to launch this one............

steady-eddie

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Hello Steady Eddie,


Good to see you & THANKS for taking the time to listen & give me your thoughts.
Have a great weekend.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Launch it now! Send it to Dr. Demento for a chance on his online show. He played one of my twisted offerings.

https://www.drdemento.com/

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Hi Perry,


Thanks a lot for tuning in, much appreciated.
Have a good weekend.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Did you send me a PM Calvin?
I can't open it. Having trouble with the site setting apart from it being dead slow moving from A to B
Cheers
John

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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yeah I wondered IF you sent me a message about a FLUTE on Facebook ?

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I did open it !


We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Is the orange font a hint as to who Donny is?

Fun.

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Hello Fdemetrio,



It was just a suggestion from Ricki.......................

I wonder...would it be more visually effective with orange lyrics?

Ricki

T H A N K S !

Have a good evening.



Calvin


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Hi Calvin,

I know your songs are renowned for their accurate news reporting, so I regret to inform you that you have this story wrong ... it's fake news! Here's what really happened: The bird flew down and snatched Donny up in its talons. A fight ensued, and Donny swallowed the bird! Thus, the bird is the turd, and not Donny! Donny's doing fine!

Lisa

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Hello Lisa,


Good to see you.
THANKS for taking a few minutes to listen & give me your thoughts.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart


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