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please listen..... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
Donny Was Eaten © words and music by C. Stewart ( August 21, 2018 )
He had a big old head Weighed twenty five pounds He would open his mouth And fire off rounds
Donny was eaten by a giant bird The bird produced a massive turd
The largest turd you've ever seen Orange and brown and money green
And it didn't smell like roses Didn't smell like Lillie's Smelled like dirty politicians
Donny boy, who you been a kissin' I said, Donny boy who you been a kissin'
Politicians Drank their Folgers They were all in awe Someone should have measured That big turd that they saw
But politicians Hold their privates Tightly in their hands It's almost impossible To know who's in command
Is anyone in command x 3 Anyone, Anyone, Anyone at all
He had a big old head Weighed twenty five pounds He would open his mouth And fire off rounds
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LOL...crazy man
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Calvin
Poilitics aside... this is my favorite of yours. The visuals are something special.
Martin
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Hello Neil, Thanks a lot for taking the time to listen and comment ! Have a good evening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Dave, It's always nice to see you, T H AN K S for giving this the time of day :-) Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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That is one bigly turd! Lol! Scott
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Hi Scott, Always good to see you in here, thanks for listening. Have a good day. Calvin http://ww.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Calvin,
Some great lines in here—really like the “anyone at all” bridge. Good stuff!
All the best,
Deej
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I always enjoy your "unusual" songs, Calvin, and I particularly liked this one. Only you could so skillfully work loud farting sounds into a song
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Calvin, you have a way with turds ... I mean words. Entertaining band. Are they available for weddings?
Vic
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Electic tune with humour that sneaks in a scathing indictment of politicians.
I can't think of any other songs centered around "turd" so this is definitely original!
LOL,
TC
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Hello Gavin, Thank you for sitting through this crap, much appreciated :-) Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Vic,
Thanks for tuning in.
YES, the band is available for weddings..........C H E A P
Calvin
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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OMG...well this is my first big laugh for the day so, thanks for that, Calvin. You hit a bull's eye with this one.
I wonder...would it be more visually effective with orange lyrics?
Ricki
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Hello TC, Thanks for giving this one a few minutes of your day, much appreciated. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Ricki, Always nice to see you, THANKS a million for listening, glad it could put a smile on your face. It's ORANGE now, we'll see.............. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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You might want to wait a couple years to launch this one............ steady-eddie
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Hello Steady Eddie, Good to see you & THANKS for taking the time to listen & give me your thoughts. Have a great weekend. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Launch it now! Send it to Dr. Demento for a chance on his online show. He played one of my twisted offerings. https://www.drdemento.com/
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Hi Perry, Thanks a lot for tuning in, much appreciated. Have a good weekend. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Did you send me a PM Calvin? I can't open it. Having trouble with the site setting apart from it being dead slow moving from A to B Cheers John
Last edited by Travis david; 12/08/18 08:41 AM.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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yeah I wondered IF you sent me a message about a FLUTE on Facebook ?
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Is the orange font a hint as to who Donny is?
Fun.
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Hello Fdemetrio, It was just a suggestion from Ricki....................... I wonder...would it be more visually effective with orange lyrics? Ricki T H A N K S ! Have a good evening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Calvin,
I know your songs are renowned for their accurate news reporting, so I regret to inform you that you have this story wrong ... it's fake news! Here's what really happened: The bird flew down and snatched Donny up in its talons. A fight ensued, and Donny swallowed the bird! Thus, the bird is the turd, and not Donny! Donny's doing fine!
Lisa
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Hello Lisa, Good to see you. THANKS for taking a few minutes to listen & give me your thoughts. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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