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by Gary E. Andrews - 04/15/24 07:08 PM
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please listen...... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewartThe Mooners
© words and music by C. Stewart ( April 16, 2018 ) Mooners from afar They know who we are They come from Crater City Powered by the moon They will be here soon They're cheesy and so witty CHORUS Their daughters name is Swiss The little boy is Cheddar Momma's name is Velvetta Blue And everything is better on the moon except the meat.... We were ground up From the ground up Ground up for meat We were ground up From the ground up By aliens for meat Tenderness is why Mooners will fly Fly, right into our city Life will still go on Even when we're gone Long gone, from our city REPEAT CHORUS..... At a golden table In a golden seat With a golden fork The Mooners eat They loved our fingers And the fat from our gut Mooners even loved the Crack of our butt Earthlings are tender Earth wings are tender
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Hi Neil,
Thanks a bunch for taking the time to tune in. Have a good day.
Calvin
Maggie Udder..... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Calvin:
I read the lyric before listening. My first thought... when I read the opening line, was maybe a parody using the melody from "Strangers in the Night!" But it was not to be! LOL! Another off the wall original... from Mr. Original. Thanks for your humor and creativity. Still laughing!
----Dave
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Hi, Calvin,
Incredibly strange and unique , , , and classic Calvin. Like the spoken word section starting at “At a golden table”—and the cool, funky piano that follows. And very timely for the season.
Regards,
Deej
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I thought by your intro we were back in the dreadful 80s Calvin. Thankfully we fast forwarded to present time and the ongoing cheese situation Perhaps the Mooners checked in at the Stilton? Vreat fun with no cheesy lines John
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Wow, Calvin, you're on a roll! Gotta love those cheeseheads, eh?
Ricki
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Great Calvin! Loved it! Your signature is all over it. Can't mistake this for another songwriter. What ever you are, you work just fine. Best, John
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I played this for my bro Calvin. Here's what he said, Calvin's what you get when you morph Devo, Frank Zappa, Weird Al and The New York Dolls. John
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This put a smile on my face.
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Hi Deej, Thanks for dropping in to listen & give me your thoughts, MUCH APPRECIATED. Have a good weekend. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Travis, Thanks for taking a few minutes to listen & comment, have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Ricki,
Thanks & I hope you're doing well. I appreciate you popping in to listen.
Calvin
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Calvin, I like your songs, but I worry that they may be a sign of the end-times?? Martin
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Hi John, Thank you for giving this the time of day, & the very nice comments. And a thank you to your brother for sitting through this one :-) Have a good evening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Bob, THANKS for giving this a few minutes of your day. And hey.......glad it made you smile. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Martin, Thanks a million for dropping by & I appreciate the kind words. Trust me, it's going to be ok :-) Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Always have to stop and see what you have going Calvin..this has you all over it...lol your always so unique in word and music..
"Blessed are the words of truth and fiction, one might save you from the other...Vincent
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Thanks Calvin,
You got me smiling today!
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Hello Lane, Glad you dropped in, hope you're doing well. THANKS for taking the time to listen, much appreciated. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Ha Ha Ha! Had me laughing and immediately brought to mind the old Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man." One of my faves, both the Twilight Zone episode, and this song!
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Hello Owen, Thanks a bunch for taking a few minutes to listen & comment. Have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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You're a star, Calvin but what about their five-a-day?
Vic
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Hi Dave, Thanks a bunch for stopping in to listen, glad you could chuckle at this one. I appreciate the kind words. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Vic, Always good to see ya, THANK YOU for giving this a few minutes of your day. Calvin http://www.osundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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