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#1145504 - 10/18/18 04:18 AM The Mooners  
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The Mooners
© words and music by C. Stewart ( April 16, 2018 )

Mooners from afar
They know who we are
They come from Crater City

Powered by the moon
They will be here soon
They're cheesy and so witty

CHORUS
Their daughters name is Swiss
The little boy is Cheddar
Momma's name is Velvetta Blue
And everything is better on the moon

except the meat....

We were ground up
From the ground up
Ground up for meat

We were ground up
From the ground up
By aliens for meat

Tenderness is why
Mooners will fly
Fly, right into our city

Life will still go on
Even when we're gone
Long gone, from our city

REPEAT CHORUS.....

At a golden table
In a golden seat
With a golden fork
The Mooners eat

They loved our fingers
And the fat from our gut
Mooners even loved the
Crack of our butt

Earthlings are tender
Earth wings are tender

#1145505 - 10/18/18 05:43 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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love it! LOL

#1145511 - 10/18/18 02:18 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hi Neil,


Thanks a bunch for taking the time to tune in.
Have a good day.


Calvin


Maggie Udder.....
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145513 - 10/18/18 04:57 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hi Calvin:

I read the lyric before listening. My first thought... when I read the opening line, was maybe a parody using the melody from "Strangers in the Night!" But it was not to be! LOL! Another off the wall original... from Mr. Original. Thanks for your humor and creativity. Still laughing!

----Dave

#1145521 - 10/18/18 10:12 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hi, Calvin,

Incredibly strange and unique , , , and classic Calvin. Like the spoken word section starting at “At a golden table”—and the cool, funky piano that follows. And very timely for the season.

Regards,

Deej

#1145528 - 10/19/18 06:34 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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I thought by your intro we were back in the dreadful 80s Calvin.
Thankfully we fast forwarded to present time and the ongoing cheese situation
Perhaps the Mooners checked in at the Stilton?
Vreat fun with no cheesy lines
John


We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
#1145534 - 10/19/18 08:33 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Wow, Calvin, you're on a roll! Gotta love those cheeseheads, eh?

Ricki

#1145536 - 10/19/18 10:59 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Great Calvin! Loved it! Your signature is all over it. Can't mistake this for another songwriter. What ever you are, you work just fine.

Best, John smile

#1145539 - 10/19/18 11:57 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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I played this for my bro Calvin. Here's what he said, Calvin's what you get when you morph Devo, Frank Zappa, Weird Al and The New York Dolls.

John smile

#1145540 - 10/19/18 04:44 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hello Dave,


Good to see you & T H A N K S for listening & the kind words.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145541 - 10/19/18 05:04 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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This put a smile on my face.

#1145544 - 10/20/18 03:15 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hi Deej,


Thanks for dropping in to listen & give me your thoughts, MUCH APPRECIATED.
Have a good weekend.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145546 - 10/20/18 04:29 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hello Travis,


Thanks for taking a few minutes to listen & comment, have a good day.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145547 - 10/20/18 04:34 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hi Ricki,


Thanks & I hope you're doing well.
I appreciate you popping in to listen.


Calvin


Maggie Udder.....
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145549 - 10/20/18 08:09 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Calvin,

I like your songs, but I worry that they may be a sign of the end-times??

wink

Martin

#1145553 - 10/20/18 02:42 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hi John,


Thank you for giving this the time of day, & the very nice comments.
And a thank you to your brother for sitting through this one :-)

Have a good evening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145566 - 10/21/18 12:49 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hello Bob,


THANKS for giving this a few minutes of your day.
And hey.......glad it made you smile.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145601 - 10/22/18 06:53 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hello Martin,


Thanks a million for dropping by & I appreciate the kind words.
Trust me, it's going to be ok :-)


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145685 - 10/26/18 01:12 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Always have to stop and see what you have going Calvin..this has you all over it...lol your always so unique in word and music..


"Grace always pours from a closing wound"
#1145742 - 10/27/18 01:05 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Thanks Calvin,

You got me smiling today!

steady-eddie

#1145750 - 10/27/18 02:12 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hello Lane,


Glad you dropped in, hope you're doing well.
THANKS for taking the time to listen, much appreciated.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145763 - 10/27/18 07:33 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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HI ya Eddie,


Glad you're smiling at it.
Thanks so much !!


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145794 - 10/29/18 01:13 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Wild ride, Calvin!

#1145799 - 10/29/18 09:18 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Ha Ha Ha! Had me laughing and immediately brought to mind the old Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man." One of my faves, both the Twilight Zone episode, and this song!

Dave

#1145813 - 10/30/18 03:48 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hello Owen,


Thanks a bunch for taking a few minutes to listen & comment.
Have a good day.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145815 - 10/30/18 04:57 AM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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You're a star, Calvin but what about their five-a-day?

Vic


It's never too late? Yes it is, so do it now.

If, given time, a monkey can write the complete works of Shakespeare maybe there's hope for me.

http://store.cdbaby.com/cd/vicarnold2

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#1145848 - 10/31/18 05:32 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hi Dave,


Thanks a bunch for stopping in to listen, glad you could chuckle at this one.
I appreciate the kind words.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

#1145849 - 10/31/18 05:33 PM Re: The Mooners [Re: Calvin]  
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Hi Vic,


Always good to see ya, THANK YOU for giving this a few minutes of your day.


Calvin


http://www.osundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart


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