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The Mooners
© words and music by C. Stewart ( April 16, 2018 )

Mooners from afar
They know who we are
They come from Crater City

Powered by the moon
They will be here soon
They're cheesy and so witty

CHORUS
Their daughters name is Swiss
The little boy is Cheddar
Momma's name is Velvetta Blue
And everything is better on the moon

except the meat....

We were ground up
From the ground up
Ground up for meat

We were ground up
From the ground up
By aliens for meat

Tenderness is why
Mooners will fly
Fly, right into our city

Life will still go on
Even when we're gone
Long gone, from our city

REPEAT CHORUS.....

At a golden table
In a golden seat
With a golden fork
The Mooners eat

They loved our fingers
And the fat from our gut
Mooners even loved the
Crack of our butt

Earthlings are tender
Earth wings are tender

love it! LOL

Hi Calvin:

I read the lyric before listening. My first thought... when I read the opening line, was maybe a parody using the melody from "Strangers in the Night!" But it was not to be! LOL! Another off the wall original... from Mr. Original. Thanks for your humor and creativity. Still laughing!

----Dave

Hi, Calvin,

Incredibly strange and unique , , , and classic Calvin. Like the spoken word section starting at “At a golden table”—and the cool, funky piano that follows. And very timely for the season.

Regards,

Deej

I thought by your intro we were back in the dreadful 80s Calvin.
Thankfully we fast forwarded to present time and the ongoing cheese situation
Perhaps the Mooners checked in at the Stilton?
Vreat fun with no cheesy lines
John

Wow, Calvin, you're on a roll! Gotta love those cheeseheads, eh?

Ricki

Great Calvin! Loved it! Your signature is all over it. Can't mistake this for another songwriter. What ever you are, you work just fine.

Best, John

I played this for my bro Calvin. Here's what he said, Calvin's what you get when you morph Devo, Frank Zappa, Weird Al and The New York Dolls.

John

Hello Dave,


Good to see you & T H A N K S for listening & the kind words.


Calvin


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This put a smile on my face.

Hi Deej,


Thanks for dropping in to listen & give me your thoughts, MUCH APPRECIATED.
Have a good weekend.


Calvin


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Hello Travis,


Thanks for taking a few minutes to listen & comment, have a good day.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Calvin,

I like your songs, but I worry that they may be a sign of the end-times??



Martin

Hi John,


Thank you for giving this the time of day, & the very nice comments.
And a thank you to your brother for sitting through this one :-)

Have a good evening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hello Bob,


THANKS for giving this a few minutes of your day.
And hey.......glad it made you smile.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hello Martin,


Thanks a million for dropping by & I appreciate the kind words.
Trust me, it's going to be ok :-)


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Always have to stop and see what you have going Calvin..this has you all over it...lol your always so unique in word and music..

Thanks Calvin,

You got me smiling today!

steady-eddie

Hello Lane,


Glad you dropped in, hope you're doing well.
THANKS for taking the time to listen, much appreciated.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

HI ya Eddie,


Glad you're smiling at it.
Thanks so much !!


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Wild ride, Calvin!

Ha Ha Ha! Had me laughing and immediately brought to mind the old Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man." One of my faves, both the Twilight Zone episode, and this song!

Dave

Hello Owen,


Thanks a bunch for taking a few minutes to listen & comment.
Have a good day.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

You're a star, Calvin but what about their five-a-day?

Vic

Hi Dave,


Thanks a bunch for stopping in to listen, glad you could chuckle at this one.
I appreciate the kind words.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi Vic,


Always good to see ya, THANK YOU for giving this a few minutes of your day.


Calvin


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