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#1143558 08/05/18 11:04 AM
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please listen..... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

A big thanks to our own Wendy Dumond for the inspiration of this song.

Maggie Udder
© words and lyrics by C. Stewart ( July 28, 2018

Step right up
And see the girl
The famous Maggie Udder

Upside down
And half exposed
And doesn't have a lover

Maggie does fancy tricks
That none of us can do
Maggie is amazing
She performs for you

Underneith the big red tent
She's one of a kind
Once you've seen her show
Say good-by to your mind

Once you seen her show
Your mind is bent

Her acrobatic nipples
Are causing big ripples
In the dark little corner of your mind
Her acrobatic nipples
Are causing big ripples
And act like this is hard to find

With breathtaking balance
And incredible form
Maggie creates a
Titillating storm

Captivates and controls
The faces in the crowd
And if her mom was there
She would be so proud

"Look mom, no hands"


"Look mom, no hands"

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Hi Calvin.
Lollylol! Funny as ever.
Does she have blue hair and dimple on her left nose?
If so, I know her well.

Vic


It's never too late? Yes it is, so do it now.

If, given time, a monkey can write the complete works of Shakespeare maybe there's hope for me.

http://store.cdbaby.com/cd/vicarnold2

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http://soundcloud.com/vic-arnold

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Hello Vic,


Thanks a lot for giving this one a spin.
Very much appreciated.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Awesome!

Except for the acrobatic nipples, I think most of this could be sung about Calvin!

(Who knows... maybe that, too... just don't know).

Calvin does fancy tricks
That none of us can do
Calvin is amazing
he performs for you

he's one of a kind
Once you've seen his show
Say good-by to your mind

Once you seen his show
Your mind is bent

causing big ripples
In the dark little corner of your mind
causing big ripples
An act like this is hard to find

With breathtaking balance
And incredible form
Calvin creates a
Titillating storm

Captivates and controls
The faces in the crowd
And if his mom was there
She would be so proud

smile

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Hello Floyd,


Good to see you, THANKS for listening & for the fun.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Hi Calvin

You have another delightful trip into strange land. It reminded me of some of the esoteric tracks on The Breach Boys 1967 album Smiley Smile - an all-time favorite.

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Hi Mike,


Thanks for tuning in, very much appreciated.
Have a good evening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Now that’s entertainment, my man… a real mind bender if U will. smile Always love your crazy stories.

I don’t know if you’re doing anything different but the production is super clean.

Excellent performance… love the contrast between the verses and chorus. (diggin that BASS… man)

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Hey Calvin,

I don't know, but when I listened to this the first thing I thought of was that Maggie Under could fit in perfectly with the cast of characters on The Who's tommy .... Cousin Kevin, The Acid Queen, Sally Simpson. Great lyric. My mind will never be the same. Loved it!

Dave

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"Look mom no hands"...haven't we all said that at one time or another? Is that your granddaughter? Once again, the master of strange has given us a peek into his reality...acrobatic nipples and all...thanks for my morning lift, Calvin. grin

Ricki

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Hello Mister Nelson,


Good to see ya in here.

Glad you were entertained & THANK YOU for being so kind.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Hi Dave,


Thanks a lot for taking a few minutes of your time to listen & give me your thoughts.
Good luck with all your musical activities.
Have a great weekend.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Hi Ricki,


Glad you dropped in to listen, THANKS.
Yes, that's our granddaughter :-)


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Sounds like my kind of girl Calvin.
I had a friend who was a circus contorshionist sadly he had a heart attack while performing but on the good side he died in his own arms.
Travis


We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Hello Travis,


Thanks for stopping by, I appreciate it.



Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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Hahahahahaha. Why does the idea of a milk cow joining the circus come to mind? Well sort of.... smile

We love your minimalist but strong productions. Very effective and cool!

J&B








Check out our new album Janice Merritt "Am I Blue Enough?"
on Spotify, Apple Music, Pandora, Amazon and others.
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Hi J & B,


Always good to have you stop in to listen.

Thanks for the kind words.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

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"Her acrobatic nipples
Are causing big ripples
In the dark little corner of your mind
Her acrobatic nipples
Are causing big ripples
And act like this is hard to find"

With confidence, I can say that no song ever written has contained these lyrics.

Enjoyed it Calvin.

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Hello Martin,


Thanks for dropping in to listen, much appreciated.
Yeah, I bet you're right :-)
Have a good evening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart


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