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please listen..... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
A big thanks to our own Wendy Dumond for the inspiration of this song.
Maggie Udder © words and lyrics by C. Stewart ( July 28, 2018 Step right up And see the girl The famous Maggie Udder Upside down And half exposed And doesn't have a lover Maggie does fancy tricks That none of us can do Maggie is amazing She performs for you Underneith the big red tent She's one of a kind Once you've seen her show Say good-by to your mind
Once you seen her show Your mind is bent Her acrobatic nipples Are causing big ripples In the dark little corner of your mind Her acrobatic nipples Are causing big ripples And act like this is hard to find With breathtaking balance And incredible form Maggie creates a Titillating storm Captivates and controls The faces in the crowd And if her mom was there She would be so proud "Look mom, no hands" "Look mom, no hands"
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Hi Calvin. Lollylol! Funny as ever. Does she have blue hair and dimple on her left nose? If so, I know her well.
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Awesome! Except for the acrobatic nipples, I think most of this could be sung about Calvin! (Who knows... maybe that, too... just don't know). Calvin does fancy tricks That none of us can do Calvin is amazing he performs for you he's one of a kind Once you've seen his show Say good-by to your mind Once you seen his show Your mind is bent causing big ripples In the dark little corner of your mind causing big ripples An act like this is hard to find With breathtaking balance And incredible form Calvin creates a Titillating storm Captivates and controls The faces in the crowd And if his mom was there She would be so proud
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Hi Calvin
You have another delightful trip into strange land. It reminded me of some of the esoteric tracks on The Breach Boys 1967 album Smiley Smile - an all-time favorite.
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Now that’s entertainment, my man… a real mind bender if U will. Always love your crazy stories. I don’t know if you’re doing anything different but the production is super clean. Excellent performance… love the contrast between the verses and chorus. (diggin that BASS… man)
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Hey Calvin,
I don't know, but when I listened to this the first thing I thought of was that Maggie Under could fit in perfectly with the cast of characters on The Who's tommy .... Cousin Kevin, The Acid Queen, Sally Simpson. Great lyric. My mind will never be the same. Loved it!
Dave
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"Look mom no hands"...haven't we all said that at one time or another? Is that your granddaughter? Once again, the master of strange has given us a peek into his reality...acrobatic nipples and all...thanks for my morning lift, Calvin. Ricki
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Hello Mister Nelson, Good to see ya in here. Glad you were entertained & THANK YOU for being so kind. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Dave, Thanks a lot for taking a few minutes of your time to listen & give me your thoughts. Good luck with all your musical activities. Have a great weekend. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Ricki, Glad you dropped in to listen, THANKS. Yes, that's our granddaughter :-) Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Sounds like my kind of girl Calvin. I had a friend who was a circus contorshionist sadly he had a heart attack while performing but on the good side he died in his own arms. Travis
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Hahahahahaha. Why does the idea of a milk cow joining the circus come to mind? Well sort of.... We love your minimalist but strong productions. Very effective and cool! J&B
Check out our new album Janice Merritt "Am I Blue Enough?" on Spotify, Apple Music, Pandora, Amazon and others.
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Hi J & B, Always good to have you stop in to listen. Thanks for the kind words. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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"Her acrobatic nipples Are causing big ripples In the dark little corner of your mind Her acrobatic nipples Are causing big ripples And act like this is hard to find"
With confidence, I can say that no song ever written has contained these lyrics.
Enjoyed it Calvin.
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Hello Martin, Thanks for dropping in to listen, much appreciated. Yeah, I bet you're right :-) Have a good evening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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