CHEERS

Intro

STOP! he yelled
i've heard enough!
just work here don't need this stuff.
V
Barkeep climbed over his bar
he stood exactly where you are
Told some poor guy to swap places
As question marks crossed our faces

Pre v
RIGHT! This is is what it's like
you can be barkeep tonight.
V
My wife don't understand me
ain't nothing good on my TV.
Kids won't do as they're told
weathers getting damn cold
V
My dog bit the guy next door
complains his ass is sore
Mother in law says I'm a jerk
tells me to find some work
V
Get me a large cold beer
can i have some service here?
Doc said, watch that heart
Jesu' smell that fart
V
Don't you clean these glasses?
lipstick gives me rashes
No Merle on the jukebox?
Man this place really sucks
V
Another beer then I'll go
service here is darn slow
Hey had a real go time
here's your tips in dimes
Outro
Barkeep grabbed his coat
left his boss a note
Other guy was dumbstruck
barman didn't give a fcuk


We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde