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STOP! he yelled i've heard enough! just work here don't need this stuff. V Barkeep climbed over his bar he stood exactly where you are Told some poor guy to swap places As question marks crossed our faces
Pre v RIGHT! This is is what it's like you can be barkeep tonight. V My wife don't understand me ain't nothing good on my TV. Kids won't do as they're told weathers getting damn cold V My dog bit the guy next door complains his ass is sore Mother in law says I'm a jerk tells me to find some work V Get me a large cold beer can i have some service here? Doc said, watch that heart Jesu' smell that fart V Don't you clean these glasses? lipstick gives me rashes No Merle on the jukebox? Man this place really sucks V Another beer then I'll go service here is darn slow Hey had a real go time here's your tips in dimes Outro Barkeep grabbed his coat left his boss a note Other guy was dumbstruck barman didn't give a fcuk
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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