That flaming Udders line etc cracked me up Calvin lol
Great stuff
Travis

Amazing stuff.

Vic

OMG...it's the FLAMING FREAKIN' UDDERS! In their OOOOveralls! Hell yeah, Calvin...bring it on

Ricki

Hi Travis,


Thank you for taking the time to tune in :-)

Have a good evening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hey Calvin:

Can't believe our resident "Choirboy" influenced you this way. Mr. "Z" is gonna have some 'splainin' to do next time I send him a demo request. Gotta admit, "The Flaming Udders" is about the most original band name I've heard. Thanks for the entertainment and a peek into what goes on down there near the Everglades at the Big Lake!

----Dave

Lol, funny blues tune off the beaten path.

So, is Mike Z. the lead singer for the Flaming Udders? I always suspected he had an alter-ego!

Haha.

TC

Hello Vic,


Hope you're doing well, THANKS a lot for listening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi Ricki,


Thanks for dropping in to FFFU - FLAMING FREAKIN' UDDERS UNIVERSITY :-)


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi Dave,


I appreciate you listening and your comments.
I can't blame Mike for any of THIS nonsense, he just made a comment to me about wearing overalls and THIS evolved :-)


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hello TC,


Thank you for taking a few minutes of your day to listen to this & comment.
No, Mike Z is NOT the singer, if he were it would have sounded REALLY GOOD !
It was fun to experiment & put this together.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

I was having a crap day yesterday and read the lyric when I was feeling all defeated on the way home. Gosh, this made me laugh. Thank you for that.

I still have to listen to the audio and will report back later when I do. In the meantime, I just wanted to drop-in to say that I have cleared my practice schedule and am hoping to join "The Flaming Udders." If you are looking for band members, I'm in.

Also, I saw a legal memo at work the other day where a gentleman's mullet hairstyle was described as "a full Alabama Waterfall." Of course, I immediately thought, "Calvin would know how to use that in a song.." Everyone should thank me later for the mad brilliant song you will make from this!

Now that's cool! Can always expect the unexpected from you Cal. And that's a good thing. Not mainstream, but I bet you could find a cult audience.

Best, John

Hi Calvin,

OMG! I haven't laughed this hard in months, heehee..

I wasn't expecting a deconstructed bluesey lounge sound, but this is great, it totally works..

The way you deliver the phrasing is indescribably delicious. The oh of overalls especially.

Congrats on another winner. One of your funnest..

Mike

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Dave,

Calvin has two voices he uses a lot--one is a whisperish sound that can sound menacing or sweet, depending on the song--the other is a kind of loud, simple, happy sounding voice that he used recently on his "Thank You Mister Santa Claus" song which I described in passing as having that "aw shucks I'm wearing overalls" kinda sound. He mentioned he might use the line, but what a nice surprise.

Mike

Hi Wendy,


THANKS a million for taking a look at this one, hope you can get to listen soon.
I think you would make a real nice Flaming Udder !



Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi John,


Thank you for dropping in to listen, much appreciated.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hello Mike,

Thanks for the kind words and the inspiration.
Glad you got a chuckle from this.
I find it interesting where some songs evolve :-)

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

I would love to join the flaming udders too! I have the homemade haircut!

I love that droning vibrato playing in my left ear during the "We're wearing overalls" line.

Love it

Scott

Hi Scott,


Thanks for taking the time to listen & comment, very much appreciated.
Glad you like the left ear :-)
Homemade haircut----ok man, you're in !


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Well Calvin,
You are reminding me of old memories! When I was young there was a story going around, I guess it was true, this guy said he bought the biggest pair of Overalls he could get because he got more for his money! So write a hit!

Hello Ray,


Thanks for dropping by !
I enjoyed your story :-)


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Love the vocal delivery in the chorus, Calvin.
The overall production is perfect.
Nice clean mix and excellent use of panning throughout.......

Hell Yeah...... this is a smoker, Calvin.

Hello Mister Nelson,


Always a pleasure to have you pop in.
Glad you like it &THANKS for the kind words.

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

What did I just listen to? lol
I don't know but I had to see it all the way until the end and that's a good thing.
A cross between sympathy for the devil and one of Zappa's experimental creations.
You've got such a great imagination Calvin! I love it!
I am way too conventional, so I am always entertained by somebody with such an imagination.
You remind me of a good friend I knew from NY, who also wrote songs and sang, called Zilch Fletcher.
You and he would have gotten along famously!
I was thoroughly drawn in and entertained, again.
Thanks for sharing!

-Paul

Hello Paul,


You sure know how to make my day, thanks !
I'm flattered, glad you approve.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

I finally got to listen. I thought it was very interesting. I was not sure what to expect with the words but I liked your treatment of it.

Let me know when we go on tour!

Hello Wendy,


Thanks for listening.
Yes, I'll let you know about the WORLD TOUR, well....it's not really a WORLD TOUR, it's a, well, actually it's not anything at all, BUT, if it ever happens, I'll let you know.
ps....bring your overalls !


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Calvin,

This is classic Calvin! To be honest, it's not quite my favorite from you. But from a production standpoint, I think it’s among the strongest of yours I’ve listened to. The vocal is perfect; everything else just accentuates it, from the musical accompaniments to the subtle voices/harmonies that chime in throughout. Very impressive!

Regards,

Deej

Hello Deej,


Thanks a bunch for tuning in and the kind words, have a good day !


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hey Calvin,

Your level of production my friend has come up to meet your songwriting and music ability.

Loved it. A Calvin track with great sonic overture......

Watch out my fiend, you're destined for the NY catwalk or Milan, or any other esoteric thing the "memes of the moment" seem appropriate.

Great listen.

cheers, niteshift

Hello Geoff,


Thanks a million.
I appreciate the thumbs up.



Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

We're in a band
"The Flaming Udders"
Our drummers deaf "What?"
The singer stutters

I shave my butt
With daddy's knife
Then I share it
With my wife


Can't help but love it Calvin.
This song sounds to have an extra layer of polish somehow.
Keep it up. I'm convinced that there are people out there who would eat up what you do....other than me.


Martin

Just noticed that Mike was involved. You two are a good pairing. He gets you.

Hello Martin,


Thanks for taking a few minutes of your time to listen & comment.
Much appreciated., you made my day.
Mike was only the inspiration for the tune, he made a comment about WEARING OVERALLS, and this was born.
If.......he had his hands on this song it would have been GREAT.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Well, if MIke wasn't involved with the production, then it sounds like you've incorporated some changes that are working.

Good job.

Calvin, if it were mine, I'd ditch the overall lyrics and make it a serious track. It reminds me of the doors...the end https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

People are commenting on the funny idea, but the music is actually pretty interesting.

Very Jim Morrison saying " the killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on, he took a face from the ancient gallery, and then he, he walked on down the halllllll"........

Keep or sweep

I needed a Calvin fix and this one did the trick! I like the background howls and comments. Do these guys live in Okeechobee.....might be worth a drive? Thanks for the fun.

Hello Martin,


Thanks, I'm trying, it was probably just an accident :-)


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hello Fdemetrio,


Thank you for listening/ kind words, and for your thoughts.
I'll keep that in mind, never hurts to have more then ONE version :-)


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi Colin,


THANKS for stopping by for a listen.
Yes, they probably live right here :-)


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hey Calvin,

You're sounding a little like Jerry Lee Louis here to me--he'd love this. Great production by the way, kind of sounds like a lot going on, yet there's still a lot of space. I felt stoned after listening to this'n! Cool stuff my friend.

steady-eddie

Hello Eddie,


" I felt stoned after listening to this'n! "--------THANK YOU :-)

I appreciate you taking the time to listen.
Have a good evening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Loving the wah! So good.Are The Flaming Udders heading to Bradenton anytime soon?

Great production,

Hey man, THANKS.....it's always nice to have you pop in.
I appreciate your kind words.


NO, I'm sorry, Bradenton is ONE of the places we're permanently banned from ever playing again, due to
lewd and lascivious behavior.

Have a good evening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Ok, so I listened to this song and turned around and saw the ghost of Jim Morrison standing behind me asking me if I wanted to go into the desert and find the Indian Chief Spirit Guide...and I said...Better not Jim....and he left.

I saw the nod to Michael Zaneski and was expecting...well...something slightly different...then I got to the line about shaving your butt and Morrison came back and after that things got even more confusing.

Is that what was supposed to happen when I listened to this song????

Hi David,

Good to see ya & THANKS for tuning in.
Well, my main goal was to have fun with this and hopefully be entertaining.
Hopefully that worked.
Have a good evening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Calvin.

That my was humorous way of saying I was TREMENDOUSLY entertained.

Great job man.

Hello David,


Wow, thanks a bunch.
Have a good weekend.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart