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#1134261 - 01/01/18 04:56 PM Yoga Bare  
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hi folks...this is just a guitar/vocal by Mike Morgan. he might do it faster but for some reason this droll treatment cracks me up. I hope youse feel the same. smile


Yoga Bare ©2011 Mike Morgan/Jason Gillum/Robert George

Although you may think I’m crazy
Lemme tell you ‘bout the lady
I met right here on this new website
On our second date I told her
That somehow I hurt my shoulder
And my muscles felt a little tight

Well, she lit some scented candles
Set ‘em on the mantel
Got a rubber mat out from a drawer
And I thought I might be trippin’
When she smiled n started strippin’
Then she did a handstand on the floor

She was doin’ yoga bare
With a mystic aura in the air
She does forty minute sets
And the tiny beads of sweat
Are the only sweats she wears
She is smooth…her hands are gentle
How she moves is transcendental
Mister, she gets nude, when she’s in the mood
For doin’ yoga bare

Yeah, she seemed so calm n quiet
And she told me I should try it
Spinnin’ with her head behind her knees
At first I was kinda chicken
Cos I thought she might be wiccan
But it’s all about our inner peace

And though she was loose n limber
I was stiffer than some timber
Then I learned to use my energy
And so if you’re feelin’ lonely
You can trust my testimony
This is where I found the girl for me

Now we’re doin’ yoga bare
Sitar music floatin' through the air
We do sixty minute sets
And the shiny beads of sweat
Are the only sweats we wear
We are smooth…our hands are gentle
How we move is transcendental
Mister, we get nude, when we’re in the mood
For doin’ yoga bare

Cos we’re doin’ yoga bare
With a magic aura in the air
We do ninety minute sets
And the shiny beads of sweat
Are the only sweats we wear
We are smooth…our hands are gentle
How we move is transcendental
Mister, we get nude, when we’re in the mood
For doin’ yoga bare…

At a future juncture
We may try nekkid acupuncture…

#1134262 - 01/01/18 05:57 PM Re: Yoga Bare [Re: couchgrouch]  
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This was real fun and entertaining--I like the tempo as is for what its worth.


#1134288 - 01/02/18 11:30 AM Re: Yoga Bare [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Thanks Eddie...a little more production would give it some spunk as well. smile

#1134290 - 01/02/18 12:15 PM Re: Yoga Bare [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Awesome...slow enough to appreciate the lyric

#1134301 - 01/02/18 02:35 PM Re: Yoga Bare [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Tempo just right for this type of song, I'd say.
Very amusing.


It's never too late? Yes it is, so do it now.

If, given time, a monkey can write the complete works of Shakespeare maybe there's hope for me.

#1134408 - 01/04/18 06:14 PM Re: Yoga Bare [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Hi Couch and Company:

Sorry I'm late but so glad I finally got to listen. No extra production needed. The title is a magnet (thinking Yogi... or even the comic character) but your vocalist has "stage presence" and that guitar backing is perfect for this well written song. Too many clever lines to mention and the "outro" becomes the "cherry on the ice cream soda!"

Thanks for sharing and I have a feeling this song is going to be around for years to come. Great work, you three. ----Dave

#1134421 - 01/04/18 09:23 PM Re: Yoga Bare [Re: couchgrouch]  
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What great fun! And you're right, playing stright with the vocal delivery works best. I'd love to hear it live! smile Well done.


#1134431 - 01/05/18 01:13 AM Re: Yoga Bare [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Hi Rob,

I love the songs that you backwards engineer from a great hook, and I'm betting you got "yoga bare" first and then wrote the rest--cuz those two words kinda suggest a whole story. But few can do that as well as you. smile

I love this through to the very last "acupuncture" line which Mr. Morgan convinced me he had ad libbed, so candid was his read, there ..

Fun stuff, Rob. High ip there in the "impossible-to-not-smile" category with "Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian."


Last edited by Michael Zaneski; 01/05/18 01:13 AM.

Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice
Fortune depends on the tone of your voice

-The Divine Comedy (Neil Hannon)
from the song "Songs of Love"
from the album "Casanova" (1996)
#1134562 - 01/06/18 08:25 PM Re: Yoga Bare [Re: couchgrouch]  
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Hey, Couch,

Terrific listen and performance. Agree this would be fabulous to listen to live. Also agree I woulnd’t do much more if anything production wise—I’d be worried it would drown out those great lyrics. Nice work!

Best regards,


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