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Devils Orchestra v It's party night in hell folks welcome! There's music and dirty jokes. Satan will be waving the baton that Sid Vicious has kindly shat on. v Adolf Hitler's on first violin little later they'll be more from him Chairman Mao on percussion With Rasputin and some other Russian c Hirohito, Satan's second in command red hot trident in his hand Will give wallflowers hell if they're not up dancing,when he sounds the bells
V Refreshments courtesy of Crippen not just a doctor, he's a dietician Burke and Hare dug up the dead but tonight you can dig them instead V Vlad the Impaler Blackbeard the Sailor Billy the Kid an Alcatraz jailer Old Pol Pot banjo and slide guitar Goreing wearing his wife's best bra C Hirohito, Satan's second in command red hot trident in his hand Will give wallflowers hell if they're not up dancing,when he sounds the bells v Ivan the Terrible, Osama the s#%t Nero, fiddle and pumping armpits Saddam on the xylophone Himmler paper wrapped round a comb
b The satanic choir are ready to rock n roll v Genghis Khan, Atilla the Hun two raunchy bishops an unfrocked nun Robespierre and Caligula And a few other demonic regulars c Hirohito, Satan's second in command red hot trident in his hand Will give wallflowers hell if they're not up dancing,when he sounds the bells outro So put another naked body on the fire lets hear it loud for the Devils Orchestra and Choir
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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The "Some Other Russian" has to be Stalin. I was trying to think who else might have been omitted. One that came to mind is Idi Amin, the African Hitler.
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I had a thought of who could be the 'other Russian' but he isn't there yet. So that would be an empty seat waiting for the righT RUMP to arrive. speaking of seats for future arrivals, I hear Satan is bringing in some extra chairs to make room for Moore. Of course sending someone from Alabama to Hell is sort of moot. Same temperature, but less humidity. ;-)
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Aw Humm, Your lyric reminded me of the Devils Dream by the Fantastic Fiddles of Felix Slatkn.
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I really like this it was very well put together humourus and entertaining well done friend.
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