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Devils Orchestra
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It's party night in hell folks
welcome! There's music and dirty jokes.
Satan will be waving the baton
that Sid Vicious has kindly shat on.
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Adolf Hitler's on first violin
little later they'll be more from him
Chairman Mao on percussion
With Rasputin and some other Russian
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Hirohito, Satan's second in command
red hot trident in his hand
Will give wallflowers hell
if they're not up dancing,when he sounds the bells

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Refreshments courtesy of Crippen
not just a doctor, he's a dietician
Burke and Hare dug up the dead
but tonight you can dig them instead
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Vlad the Impaler Blackbeard the Sailor
Billy the Kid an Alcatraz jailer
Old Pol Pot banjo and slide guitar
Goreing wearing his wife's best bra
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Hirohito, Satan's second in command
red hot trident in his hand
Will give wallflowers hell
if they're not up dancing,when he sounds the bells
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Ivan the Terrible, Osama the s#%t
Nero, fiddle and pumping armpits
Saddam on the xylophone
Himmler paper wrapped round a comb

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The satanic choir are ready to rock n roll
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Genghis Khan, Atilla the Hun
two raunchy bishops an unfrocked nun
Robespierre and Caligula
And a few other demonic regulars
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Hirohito, Satan's second in command
red hot trident in his hand
Will give wallflowers hell
if they're not up dancing,when he sounds the bells
outro
So put another naked body on the fire
lets hear it loud for the Devils Orchestra and Choir


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The "Some Other Russian" has to be Stalin. I was trying to think who else might have been omitted. One that came to mind is Idi Amin, the African Hitler.

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I had a thought of who could be the 'other Russian' but he isn't there yet. So that would be an empty seat waiting for the righT RUMP to arrive. speaking of seats for future arrivals, I hear Satan is bringing in some extra chairs to make room for Moore. Of course sending someone from Alabama to Hell is sort of moot. Same temperature, but less humidity. ;-)


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Aw Humm,
Your lyric reminded me of the Devils Dream by the Fantastic Fiddles of Felix Slatkn.


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I really like this it was very well put together humourus and entertaining well done friend.


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