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#1131867 - 10/30/17 08:10 AM I'm Afraid To Go To The Doctor  
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AFRAID TO GO TO A DOCTOR
Words By ME....

I GOT THIS PIMPLE ON MY ASS
AND I CAN'T SIT DOWN
GOT THIS PAIN INSIDE MY RIBS
AND I CAN'T TURN AROUND
TOO AFRAID TO GO TO A DOCTOR

GOT THIS PAIN IN MY BIG TOE
WHEN I GO OUT FOR MY WALK
GOT THIS BLISTER IN MY MOUTH
AND IT'S HARD FOR ME TO TALK
TOO AFRAID
TO GO TO A DOCTOR

YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
AND SIT THERE IN THE COLD
YOU WAIT AND WAIT
AND WAIT SOME MORE
AND DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD
I'M AFRAID TO GO TO A DOCTOR

WHEN HE FINALLY COMES INTO THE ROOM
HE CALLS YOU THE WRONG NAME
SORRY SIR BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS
TOLD HIM THAT MY DAY WAS THE SAME
I'M AFRAID TO GO TO A DOCTOR



GOT A WEIRD LOOKING RED THING
THAT'S GROWING ON MY ARM
AND A STRANGE NEW ALLERGY
THAT IS CAUSING ME ALARM

I'M HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
AND MY OLD TRUSTY GLASSES
DON'T SEEM TO HELP MY SIGHT

CAN'T DIGEST MY MEALS
NO MATTER WHAT THE I EAT
CAN'T KEEP THE WEIGHT OFF
AND HAVE EXTREMELY SORE FEET

SOME DAYS I CAN'T BEND OVER
ALLTHE WAY TO TIE MY SHOES
TAKING WAY TOO MANY TUMS
IT'S ALL BAD NEWS
(CHORUS) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZEUCB5Dh5Q Here is the song in case anybody wants to check it out.

Last edited by Barry David Butler; 10/30/17 09:13 AM.
#1131870 - 10/30/17 09:10 AM Re: I'm Afraid To Go To The Doctor [Re: Barry David Butler]  
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If this is you , (hope it isn't) these are plenty of good reason to actually GO TO the doctor. But in some ways I am very much like that myself and probably won't go unless I feel something develops that is life threatening. My hope is that I just die in my sleep one day and not be a burden to anybody. Besides, the cost of medical care is enough to make you not go unless it is really necessary. Much the same as why many folks don't repair the dents on their cars as long as they are driveable.

#1131873 - 10/30/17 09:15 AM Re: I'm Afraid To Go To The Doctor [Re: beechnut79]  
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This is just a Funny Poke at the Doc Office....I have Cancer so I know about Doctors but all the things I poke fun at are true....Thanks for checking them out. I pray every night before I go to sleep that if it's my time now PLEASE GOD take me home in my sleep as that would be a Blessing......Feel ok today...

#1132088 - 11/05/17 07:58 AM Re: I'm Afraid To Go To The Doctor [Re: Barry David Butler]  
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Fun ride Barry. Enjoyed how it flowed and how the singer's concerns do not get resolved. I have met my share of doctors this year and relate.
smile

Douglas


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#1132096 - 11/05/17 09:05 AM Re: I'm Afraid To Go To The Doctor [Re: Douglas Murphy]  
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I am the singer and it's all true...lol

#1137189 - 02/14/18 06:50 PM Re: I'm Afraid To Go To The Doctor [Re: Barry David Butler]  
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Another really good fun song from you I'm becoming a fan.


Just a writer of words
#1137194 - 02/14/18 10:02 PM Re: I'm Afraid To Go To The Doctor [Re: Alanjack]  
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Thanks Alan......

#1137223 - 02/15/18 09:11 AM Re: I'm Afraid To Go To The Doctor [Re: Barry David Butler]  
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Wow, David, to have cancer BUT still write in such a light-hearted way! Good write, and good for you!

Hope you get cured SOON,

John


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