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"Alice's Restaurant" Copyright 2017 M.Healey
The servers lips are on the bleed From her long and pointed teeth There's no menu-she suggests Something you will love till death So you say okay let's eat
And she's back in a heartbeat With a roast and guillotine I know you'll love this rare I've served thousands this nightmare And to think I'm just eighteen
At Alice's restaurant You won't get What you want You'll complain about the price It costs an arm, a leg, a life No you won't get what you want At Alice's Restaurant
Should'a learned before-that's right Now it's too late for you-my my Cause school is out forever And you'll soon see the measures They used to make Dwight fry
Read the special you'll soon learn You're the food they're gonna burn Or they'll let you hang about Till the moment there's no doubt When your ordered it's your turn
At Alice's restaurant You won't get What you want You'll complain about the price It costs an arm, a leg, a life No you won't get what you want At Alice's Restaurant
Snake and spider roach and rat Crawling from a black top hat They'll sit and watch your make-up run Anticipating what's to come You'll shake with fear and beg release But no one here can ever leave
Soon your halo will be flies As there ain't no more Nice Guy To rescue those in need He's in a padded cell no key Backwards jacket is supplied
Oh yes they love the dead Serving man with no regrets No need for reservations No one suffers from starvation But you'll suffer I suspect On and on
At Alice's restaurant At Alice's restaurant At Alice's restaurant
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Lol suitably creepy. Travis
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Thanks T! Had to rush that out for the 'we'en scene! -Mike
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