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#1131795 - 10/27/17 02:44 PM Getting Older Sucks (AHHH The Golden Years...  
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AHHH THE GOLDEN YEARS"
Words, Music & Performed by ME... SHARE IT IF YOU CAN.
Running out of money, lifeís not so funny
Iím almost out of gas
Iím getting older, a little bit bolder
But I can still cut the grass

But I canít pee and I canít see
Canít hear a thing youíre saying to me
My teeth donít fit canít recall a whit
Iím failing bit by bit

I have sagging skin and a double chin
Canít remember where Iíve been
Ah the Golden yearsÖÖFraught with many fears

Lifeís such a struggle, canít we just snuggle
Iím really slowing down
Canít do much running, Doc says no sunning
Afraid to swim cause I might drown

Canít fall asleep, I got swollen feet
And a constant runny nose
Canít taste a thing, canít get off my ring
And I have to wear ted hose

Canít digest my food, Iím in a lousy mood
Canít fit in to my clothes
Ah the Golden YearsÖ..Fraught with many fears

Watching my reflection gives me indigestion
Donít like whatís looking back at me
I got hair in crazy places while on my head just empty spaces
My lifeís a bad comedy

My hairís falling out I got a touch of the gout
Oh my aching back
Canít get it up I got my teeth in a cup
I donít want no heart attack

Got bad gums and Iím living on tums
And I have too much plaque
Ah the golden yearsÖÖFraught with many fears

#1131849 - 10/28/17 09:50 PM Re: Getting Older Sucks (AHHH The Golden Years... [Re: Barry David Butler]  
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I hit more of those than I care to admit. . yes yes, hmmm starting to get that, yes, yes, I worryabout that.

only the 'running out of gas' doesn't fit me, I have more gas every year pew.
:-(


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#1131850 - 10/29/17 12:08 AM Re: Getting Older Sucks (AHHH The Golden Years... [Re: Moosesong]  
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LOL...... I have most of them now......LOL

#1131851 - 10/29/17 01:20 AM Re: Getting Older Sucks (AHHH The Golden Years... [Re: Barry David Butler]  
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Truth is funnier than fiction, and laughter is the best medicine. I need lots of chuckle pills like this one from you Barry. I fell down and could'nt get up. I am nursing a broken rib for it because I fell on the arm of my wheelchair. God bless Just Plain Old Folks!

#1131858 - 10/29/17 11:32 AM Re: Getting Older Sucks (AHHH The Golden Years... [Re: Perry Neal Crawford]  
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Thanks Perry I feel your pain...LOL
Here is the Song...share it with your Nursing Home friends.....lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYAblM1n5PA


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