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The ‘Highway Code’ is a book containing the rules of the road for driving over here in the UK. You need to learn it for your driving test – apparently!
Yes No Fast Slow:
My girl’s quite a tyrant Takes the upper hand Thinks she’s a conductor I’m her one-man band
(Ch) She goes Yes, Yes, Yes No, No, No Fast, Fast, Fast Slow, Slow, Slow
She does back-seat driving When we’re on the road Shouting out instructions Like the Highway Code
(Ch) She goes Yes, Yes, Yes No, No, No Fast, Fast, Fast Slow, Slow, Slow
At the supermarket Once she’s helped me park She’s there supervising While I push the cart
(Ch) She goes Yes, Yes, Yes No, No, No Fast, Fast, Fast Slow, Slow, Slow
(Br) She’s making me a nervous wreck I never know what she wants next
Smooching in the bedroom She lays down the rules - This part I can handle - She shows me her moves!
(Ch) She goes YES!, YES!, YES! No, No, No FAST!, FAST!, FAST! Slow, Slow, Slow
YES!, YES!, YES! No, No, No….
© Philip Jones 2013.
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We once had a good neighbour Phil, who's wife would shout similar comments/instructions, usually every Sunday morning when we wanted to listen to Andrew Marr.Thank God they could only manage it once a week lol Amusing take on the Highway code, sex and her in doors Travis
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Love the truth in this. Nice work, I enjoyed it
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Hi Travis,
Yeah i've had those too. I thought that sort of thing only happened on Saturday nights after Match Of The Day!
Cheers,
Phil.
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Hi James,
Thank you sir!
Phil.
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HiYa Brother Phil!!!
Great Fun One Y'got here, Amigo...& Always gets an Extra Chuckle when these end up In Bed!
Very Creative, with a Great Rhyming Title, too!!!
Congrats and Good Luck with it!!!
Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug, Stan
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Hi Stan,
Cheers for that.
I'm not saying all women are like this of course!
Phil.
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